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akira_akuma
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: qman]
#21977608 - 07/21/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said: You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
ahahahaha
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akira_akuma
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977612 - 07/21/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Nitrous Monkey said: Was she ugly or fat? If no two either I approve. 
She's one of the hottest girls I've ever had.
keep banging her, wtf.
you don't owe her anything, so wtf is the problem here?
bang the ever living shit out of her AGAIN!
PS:
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Konyap]
#21977618 - 07/21/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Never stick your dick in work.
Bad vibes.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#21977883 - 07/21/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Adolin]
#21977899 - 07/21/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said:
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Patlal said: She's a fragile girl too. She just recently broke up with her boyfriend like fucking 4 hours ago or something....

you're fucked dude. She's going to be on you like an African Child on BBQ
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21977905 - 07/21/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Watch how awkward it gets now
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r00tuuu123
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21977956 - 07/21/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rebelutionsssss said:
you're fucked dude. She's going to be on you like an African Child on BBQ

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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: r00tuuu123] 1
#21978088 - 07/21/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would bang my buddies wife but even I would never bang a tenant.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21978107 - 07/21/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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now you call your other girlfriends over to hang out. so everyone knows it casual and has no expectations.
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akira_akuma
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: sprinkles]
#21978153 - 07/21/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol, that's actually pretty good advice to get out of this.
"hey this is my girlfriend psst no it's not"
"oh really?!"
"yep"
tea and crumpets for all!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: akira_akuma]
#21978221 - 07/21/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Humans are so petty 
the fuck its just sex
have more!
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21978271 - 07/21/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Patlal got pegged.
apparently he wants her to blow a load in his face too
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r00tuuu123
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21978317 - 07/22/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Burke Dennings said: Patlal got pegged.
apparently he wants her to blow a load in his face too
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pegboy
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21978690 - 07/22/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah, you're fine man. She'll probably go back to her boyfriend in a few hours, and tell you to never speak of it again.
But she'll always remember banging you because sex is better when you're doing it for revenge. So you'll wind up tapping it a little here and there, because the boyfriend can't bring the shudders like you can.
That'll evolve into hitting it all the time, him finding out, yelling, screaming, and her moving in with him, and sneaking over to fuck you STILL because honestly, if you could get laid as easily as a chick, that's what you'd do.
You'll need a new roommate, but not for a while, and you'll be getting laid for at least the next 2 years.
It's beautiful when you can see into the future like I can.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21978708 - 07/22/15 02:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes that tale was as awkward as it was beautiful. Aren't you supposed to be telling him not to take advantage of this vulnerable women but then later proposition her for $500
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Soulidarity]
#21978770 - 07/22/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well I don't know why I'd need to - you're still butthurt about the last time I did.
Do you really think you could handle it if I did it again so soon?
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi]
#21978785 - 07/22/15 02:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know, i think i'd manage to survive but it's probably best not to tempt fate and find out i guess.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Soulidarity]
#21978794 - 07/22/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like how you put her quote in your sig line. It practically screams "I'm special because that chick I called a dumb cunt mentioned me by name!!!!"
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Soulidarity
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Srirachi] 1
#21978803 - 07/22/15 03:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it's more kind of highlighting the flavour of the month. previously it featured a picture and a wuote highlighting the prevalence of trents anus on the shroomery. trent would probably take you up on the $500 as well if you're keen.
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Soulidarity]
#21978807 - 07/22/15 03:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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No way I'm going to start giving him $500.
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