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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged
#21977451 - 07/21/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well. I just got laid...
It just happened. Kinky girl. Anal sex involved and everything.... Completely out of nowhere.
Something like that is generally coupled with something bad.
I mixed business and sex.
We live in the same house....
I totally don't know what to make of this... I just happened so fast. One minute were talking, next minute we're banging............
That is so completely out of the usual for me I can barely believe it happened...
WTF do I do now... I need counsel. I've never let my dick take the decisions ever and now I just did. She's a fragile girl too. She just recently broke up with her boyfriend like fucking 4 hours ago or something....
FUCK!!
Seriously I am clueless.... What do I do???
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Shroomslip
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Patlal] 3
#21977462 - 07/21/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now you prepare for the shit storm you've just set brewing.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21977469 - 07/21/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How can this shit not blow off in my face???
How can it possibly not blow off in my face.....
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#21977474 - 07/21/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal got pegged.
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LoveNaborFuckHater
That one guy


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Patlal]
#21977485 - 07/21/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How can this shit not blow off in my face???
How can it possibly not blow off in my face.....
If you aim it toward her face
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Adolin




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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977499 - 07/21/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: She's a fragile girl too. She just recently broke up with her boyfriend like fucking 4 hours ago or something....
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qman
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You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
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HardTrippin
The Ambivalent



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Adolin] 1
#21977504 - 07/21/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just say "we're both adults. Lets handle this maturely. It was just sex. No need to freak out. In fact we should just have sex whenever we feel like it".
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Mr.GuessWork
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We can't give any good advice until the damage report comes in. Until then, Just be cool and don't fuck up.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: qman]
#21977511 - 07/21/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said: You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
Listen, She came twice, I came once. Clearly I'm the victim here...
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: HardTrippin]
#21977525 - 07/21/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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HardTrippin said: Just say "we're both adults. Lets handle this maturely. It was just sex. No need to freak out. In fact we should just have sex whenever we feel like it".
Yeah that's pretty much the only option I got right?
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21977530 - 07/21/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Incoming
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Shroomslip
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977533 - 07/21/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You need a game plan, make the preemptive strike. Be the first to levy the sexual harassment claim. It'll throw her off her game and at the same time she'll only want you more as you're forbidden fruit. Win win.
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Mr.GuessWork
Stranger

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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal]
#21977542 - 07/21/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
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HardTrippin said: Just say "we're both adults. Lets handle this maturely. It was just sex. No need to freak out. In fact we should just have sex whenever we feel like it".
Yeah that's pretty much the only option I got right?
It's always a good idea to define the terms of a relationship in the middle of a panic right after first-time sex that immediately followed a breakup with another person.
Just wait for further contact. You don't know what's going on yet.
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qman
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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? [Re: Patlal] 1
#21977545 - 07/21/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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qman said: You're fucked dude, she's going to press sexual assault charges unless her rent is free, you're the one who got fucked in the ass at the end of the day.
Listen, She came twice, I came once. Clearly I'm the victim here...
"I came once"
Go back and bust another nut for god sakes. Either way, the whole rental property is now going turn into a free for all sex and drug orgy.
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Nitrous Monkey
selftitled



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Shroomslip]
#21977547 - 07/21/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Was she ugly or fat? If no two either I approve.
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DiscoBiscuitsTrip


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Mr.GuessWork] 1
#21977553 - 07/21/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Play it cool like nuttin happened.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
#21977583 - 07/21/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nitrous Monkey said: Was she ugly or fat? If no two either I approve. 
She's one of the hottest girls I've ever had.
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Patlal] 2
#21977591 - 07/21/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's the problem again?
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Konyap

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Re: You know that new roommate I told you guys about? Well it happened, we banged [Re: Amanita86]
#21977604 - 07/21/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember you mentioning something about that, like she was some next gen pussy
that's wassup
that's all i care about
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