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OfflineJanky Tits
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Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) * 4
    #21977368 - 07/21/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So I want to surprise my partner with anal sex. I thought id surprised her by getting ready in the usual doggy style position but instead of sticking it in the big one I stick it in her asshole. She is a freaky so she probably might like it. However I'm scared that if I stick it in her asshole without letting her know ahead of time I might get shit on my dick. I don't know how anal works really, do you have to clean your asshole real good or does it not matter and can you just stick it in the pooper as long as she hasn't taken a dump in the past 5 hours or isn't about to take a dump? Should I let her know or surprised her and risk the possibility of surprising my penis by turning it into a fudgesickle?


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] * 12
    #21977370 - 07/21/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No... this is just... no. This is not how you anal.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: nooneman] * 5
    #21977378 - 07/21/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Have fun putting your dick in a butthole with no lube

At least fuck her in the pussy first, that way there is something to help you in the bumhole


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #21977384 - 07/21/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't do that and if you do wind up doing it, don't make a thread saying "how gross is this" with a picture after


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] * 13
    #21977392 - 07/21/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I want to surprise you with a slap to your stupid face.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #21977393 - 07/21/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Here's a thought, if you don't know how anal works, don't do it.

Or actually do it and come tell us about how you got slapped for just shoving it in her ass with no warning at all.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21977396 - 07/21/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Uh, she might get really pissed if you "accidentally" slip her one up there, so I'd ask her first if I were you....


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Le_Canard] * 1
    #21977409 - 07/21/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just had butt sex for the first time tonight myself!

Totally by surprise too.

The girl threw herself at me.

I think I got laid in the process too.

I'm still analyzing what just happened to me


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21977413 - 07/21/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Stick a fist in first


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21977425 - 07/21/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the ass is another playing field my friend. you have to use a lot of lube, and go slow... otherwise, and especially if they've never done it before, they will be turned off of the idea of anal forever. do yourself and future male patrons a favor by not just shoving it in there cause you wanted to try something new really really bad.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: 404] * 2
    #21977455 - 07/21/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

buy her flowers if you want to surprise her.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: millzy] * 1
    #21977514 - 07/21/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

DSHSB?  J/K

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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: spock] * 1
    #21977554 - 07/21/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:tard: and how long did it take you to think this plan up?


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21977575 - 07/21/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you can't stick anything in a butt without lube

try a pinky first

when that gets more settled in a finger
and maybe after a week or so two fingers

then you can bust in her poopy asshole


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21977593 - 07/21/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Not long. Haven't been here in a while and was surprised it not mentioned.
Cool pic.

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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: spock]
    #21977879 - 07/21/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Anal is only fun if the recipient tries to resist.

Otherwise it's like fucking a bowl of warm shit. :shrug:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: nooneman] * 7
    #21977904 - 07/21/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nooneman said:
No... this is just... no. This is not how you anal.





correct... you need a running start


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Detached] * 3
    #21977928 - 07/21/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)


At least it wont smell like poop. :shrug:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] * 9
    #21977941 - 07/21/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, pub mods now condone anal rape.  Just not from bassfreak.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21978037 - 07/21/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

just take a carrot into the bedroom with you, she'll know whats going on and then you won't have to actually say it. If you want you could print out moose's picture and show it to her, and be like, i bet you'd look good like this


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #21978345 - 07/22/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21978417 - 07/22/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You need to test the waters with your thumb while doing it doggy, but generally anal is the chick's call because if she has a deuce on deck it's a deal breaker. You have no idea what's lurking in there.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21978558 - 07/22/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

nooneman said:
No... this is just... no. This is not how you anal.





correct... you need a running start




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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: amilibertine] * 5
    #21978621 - 07/22/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It took me a long time, but I finally talked my girlfriend into trying anal sex

I wish I had talked her into using lube first, or a smaller strapon.

:shrug:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21978647 - 07/22/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You don't really have the element of surprise here.
Unless she's expecting it, she'll know what you're up to before your tip even lands.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: 1234go]
    #21978686 - 07/22/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If you don't want to talk to her about it, I would just poke around near her butthole with your dick to sort of let her know you want to try it before you actually do.... If she doesn't like it then there is no awkward conversation, you just stop poking around her butthole with your dick and proceed to have regular sex


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21978704 - 07/22/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #21979322 - 07/22/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.



That actually sounds tasty


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] * 2
    #21979355 - 07/22/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

just dont stick it back in her pussy you'll contam it


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21979385 - 07/22/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP ramming your dick into a girls ass unannounced is called rape... unless you yell "surprise!" first. i joke, i joke... OP dont do that... try puttin something smaller in there first and TELL HER before you do so. think about how much it might hurt her.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21979391 - 07/22/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Quote:

Srirachi said:
Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.



That actually sounds tasty



i approve of this message.

clean the fuck outta that butthole first though...


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: moehd] * 2
    #21979403 - 07/22/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

op what you need to do is attatch a strapon above your dick an then have a pole for each hole, but dont tell het, then she'll be amazed that you grew a second cock and rainbows will shoot across the room


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21979411 - 07/22/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Here is a detailed explanation of how anal sex actually plays out in real life:

Start watching at 8:00 minutes in



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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21979418 - 07/22/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
Here is a detailed explanation of how anal sex actually plays out in real life:

Start watching at 8:00 minutes in





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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods] * 2
    #21979664 - 07/22/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:

starter kit





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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Artnotwar]
    #21979768 - 07/22/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:

The "Pro Kit - Gold" version comes with a package of Perc 10's for the literal butthurt that shall ensue after the deed is done.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Absolem0918]
    #21980035 - 07/22/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Absolem0918 said:
Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Quote:

Srirachi said:
Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.



That actually sounds tasty



i approve of this message.

clean the fuck outta that butthole first though...



I'll clean it out with my tongue. I've been wanting to taste her butthole for years but I never tried it because I thought it was too pervy and she would look at me as such and would be creeped out but I'll do it and I think she'll be okay with it since I found out she recently became kind of interested in freaky shit.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21980066 - 07/22/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You can kind of surprise butt secks, while your banging away doggy, stuck a lubed up finger in her asshole, like your thumb, its best, alternate your thumb to your dick's rhythm, after 20 or 30 strokes her butthole should be nice and relaxed and hopefully somewhat lubed up - then slowly replace your thumb with your cock and say "SURPRISEMUTHAFUCKA!!!!"


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Srirachi]
    #21980175 - 07/22/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Srirachi said:
Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.



:dancingbacon:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: drege]
    #21980611 - 07/22/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

drege said:
You can kind of surprise butt secks, while your banging away doggy, stuck a lubed up finger in her asshole, like your thumb, its best, alternate your thumb to your dick's rhythm, after 20 or 30 strokes her butthole should be nice and relaxed and hopefully somewhat lubed up - then slowly replace your thumb with your cock and say "SURPRISEMUTHAFUCKA!!!!"



Ummm that sounds yummy


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: millzy]
    #21980636 - 07/22/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

millzy said:
buy her flowers if you want to surprise her.



Nope butt sex


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21980644 - 07/22/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:thataintright:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #21980722 - 07/22/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Tongue punch her fart box


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21980861 - 07/22/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Tongue punch her fart box




Yeah I'd thoroughly enjoy doing that. Look at my girlfriend, who wouldn't want to tongue punch her in her fat box?????


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21980906 - 07/22/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for that, I just threw up in my mouth a little.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: drege]
    #21980928 - 07/22/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh come on you know you want to feel your cock in between those delicious and tender mammoth Popeye's grease filled thighs.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21980959 - 07/22/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for the lulz guys :lol:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Zombi3]
    #21981149 - 07/22/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

did it hurt when ur toe fell off?


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21981158 - 07/22/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is about butt fucking sheekle.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods] * 1
    #21981159 - 07/22/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oops, forgot a comma.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21981165 - 07/22/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Women love it when you're right in the middle of trying to give her an orgasm and decide to smash into her ass like a meteor. "DSHSB" has been studied in ancient texts.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods]
    #21981179 - 07/22/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
This thread is about butt fucking sheekle.



oops i thought this was the other thread for sum reason


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Sheekle]
    #21981186 - 07/22/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Sheekle is well versed in surprise anal buttsecks with no lube. Torn foreskins abound.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Adden]
    #21981201 - 07/22/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There was a guy that George Bush appointed to the FDA back in the day, who was accused by his wife of having anal sex with her while she was sleeping. His excuse was that he was simply putting it in the wrong hole. Mind you, the guy was a medical doctor whose specialty was gynecology.

http://www.alternet.org/story/21990/dr._hager's_family_values


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods]
    #21981551 - 07/22/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
There was a guy that George Bush appointed to the FDA back in the day, who was accused by his wife of having anal sex with her while she was sleeping. His excuse was that he was simply putting it in the wrong hole. Mind you, the guy was a medical doctor whose specialty was gynecology.

http://www.alternet.org/story/21990/dr._hager's_family_values



Whelp he wasn't lying :shrug: He was in fact putting it in the wrong hole.


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