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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: millzy]
    #21980636 - 07/22/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

millzy said:
buy her flowers if you want to surprise her.



Nope butt sex


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21980644 - 07/22/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:thataintright:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #21980722 - 07/22/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Tongue punch her fart box


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: LoveNaborFuckHater]
    #21980861 - 07/22/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LoveNaborFuckHater said:
Tongue punch her fart box




Yeah I'd thoroughly enjoy doing that. Look at my girlfriend, who wouldn't want to tongue punch her in her fat box?????


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21980906 - 07/22/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for that, I just threw up in my mouth a little.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: drege]
    #21980928 - 07/22/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh come on you know you want to feel your cock in between those delicious and tender mammoth Popeye's grease filled thighs.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21980959 - 07/22/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks for the lulz guys :lol:


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Zombi3]
    #21981149 - 07/22/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

did it hurt when ur toe fell off?


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21981158 - 07/22/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is about butt fucking sheekle.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods] * 1
    #21981159 - 07/22/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oops, forgot a comma.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21981165 - 07/22/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Women love it when you're right in the middle of trying to give her an orgasm and decide to smash into her ass like a meteor. "DSHSB" has been studied in ancient texts.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods]
    #21981179 - 07/22/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
This thread is about butt fucking sheekle.



oops i thought this was the other thread for sum reason


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Sheekle]
    #21981186 - 07/22/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Sheekle is well versed in surprise anal buttsecks with no lube. Torn foreskins abound.


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Adden]
    #21981201 - 07/22/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There was a guy that George Bush appointed to the FDA back in the day, who was accused by his wife of having anal sex with her while she was sleeping. His excuse was that he was simply putting it in the wrong hole. Mind you, the guy was a medical doctor whose specialty was gynecology.

http://www.alternet.org/story/21990/dr._hager's_family_values


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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods]
    #21981551 - 07/22/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
There was a guy that George Bush appointed to the FDA back in the day, who was accused by his wife of having anal sex with her while she was sleeping. His excuse was that he was simply putting it in the wrong hole. Mind you, the guy was a medical doctor whose specialty was gynecology.

http://www.alternet.org/story/21990/dr._hager's_family_values



Whelp he wasn't lying :shrug: He was in fact putting it in the wrong hole.


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