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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#21978345 - 07/22/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
#21978417 - 07/22/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You need to test the waters with your thumb while doing it doggy, but generally anal is the chick's call because if she has a deuce on deck it's a deal breaker. You have no idea what's lurking in there.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21978558 - 07/22/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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nooneman said: No... this is just... no. This is not how you anal.
correct... you need a running start
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: amilibertine] 5
#21978621 - 07/22/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It took me a long time, but I finally talked my girlfriend into trying anal sex
I wish I had talked her into using lube first, or a smaller strapon.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
#21978647 - 07/22/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You don't really have the element of surprise here. Unless she's expecting it, she'll know what you're up to before your tip even lands.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: 1234go]
#21978686 - 07/22/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you don't want to talk to her about it, I would just poke around near her butthole with your dick to sort of let her know you want to try it before you actually do.... If she doesn't like it then there is no awkward conversation, you just stop poking around her butthole with your dick and proceed to have regular sex
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21978704 - 07/22/15 02:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Srirachi] 1
#21979322 - 07/22/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.
That actually sounds tasty
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits] 2
#21979355 - 07/22/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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just dont stick it back in her pussy you'll contam it
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
#21979385 - 07/22/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP ramming your dick into a girls ass unannounced is called rape... unless you yell "surprise!" first. i joke, i joke... OP dont do that... try puttin something smaller in there first and TELL HER before you do so. think about how much it might hurt her.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
#21979391 - 07/22/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
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Srirachi said: Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.
That actually sounds tasty
i approve of this message.
clean the fuck outta that butthole first though...
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: moehd] 2
#21979403 - 07/22/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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op what you need to do is attatch a strapon above your dick an then have a pole for each hole, but dont tell het, then she'll be amazed that you grew a second cock and rainbows will shoot across the room
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
#21979411 - 07/22/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Here is a detailed explanation of how anal sex actually plays out in real life:
Start watching at 8:00 minutes in
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: kr0nik0]
#21979418 - 07/22/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Here is a detailed explanation of how anal sex actually plays out in real life:
Start watching at 8:00 minutes in
"see the thing is you cant SMELL porn" HOLY FUCK ive never laughed so hard im dyin
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: koods] 2
#21979664 - 07/22/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Artnotwar]
#21979768 - 07/22/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The "Pro Kit - Gold" version comes with a package of Perc 10's for the literal butthurt that shall ensue after the deed is done.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Absolem0918]
#21980035 - 07/22/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Absolem0918 said:
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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
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Srirachi said: Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.
That actually sounds tasty
i approve of this message.
clean the fuck outta that butthole first though...
I'll clean it out with my tongue. I've been wanting to taste her butthole for years but I never tried it because I thought it was too pervy and she would look at me as such and would be creeped out but I'll do it and I think she'll be okay with it since I found out she recently became kind of interested in freaky shit.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Janky Tits]
#21980066 - 07/22/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can kind of surprise butt secks, while your banging away doggy, stuck a lubed up finger in her asshole, like your thumb, its best, alternate your thumb to your dick's rhythm, after 20 or 30 strokes her butthole should be nice and relaxed and hopefully somewhat lubed up - then slowly replace your thumb with your cock and say "SURPRISEMUTHAFUCKA!!!!"
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: Srirachi]
#21980175 - 07/22/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: Personally I think you need to start by tongue fucking her ass.
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Re: Trying anal for the first time (Surprise butt sex) [Re: drege]
#21980611 - 07/22/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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drege said: You can kind of surprise butt secks, while your banging away doggy, stuck a lubed up finger in her asshole, like your thumb, its best, alternate your thumb to your dick's rhythm, after 20 or 30 strokes her butthole should be nice and relaxed and hopefully somewhat lubed up - then slowly replace your thumb with your cock and say "SURPRISEMUTHAFUCKA!!!!"
Ummm that sounds yummy
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