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I think I got a hookers ass beat
    #21977113 - 07/21/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Went to home depot to get some shit, came out and as I approached my car (a little japanese econobox) I barely see these knee high converse things, caramel colored thighs and a dark red skirt, as much as my cock jumped, my heart sank twice as deeo cause this pair of legs was connected to a torso somehow wedged ALL THE FUCKING WAY UNDER THIS SHITBOX CAR!

I went to the back ready to haul a dead body out from under my car by the feet (hoping to catch a look at what was at the joint of them legs) but as I knelt down, I saw movement, heart still pounding in my ears I said "wtf are you doing under my car?" kinda shitty of me I thought, if this girl is hanging onto life by a thread, neck wrapped around the CV axel of my car.

She shimmied out as easy as if she was a tenured mechanic, back to me, didn't say a damn thing, stood up and started walking away, some 50 feet away some black dude grabbed her arm and said "was she under you car?" and walked away without waiting for an answer.

I was dumbfounded. She was just as cute up top as down below. Do you think she was a workin girl hiding from her "manager"? Did I get a bitches ass beat down?
I wish I wasn't so jaded living here, my second thought was to ask her 'are you ok?' but no, I live in oakland, I was an asshole first and asked questions later.
Fuck, maybe I ought to look up runaway/abducted teens.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: drege]
    #21977128 - 07/21/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you ran someone over and your first thought was to catch a glimpse of her coochie :lol:


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: drege]
    #21977133 - 07/21/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Probably trying to steal your converter, and the act you saw her pimp pull was the best cover he could come up with on the fly to avoid a confrontation.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21977142 - 07/21/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I THOUGHT I ran someone over (at first) dick don't care, dick does what it wants.

Cat converter is up by radiator, part of exhaust manifold, her head was by the CV axels though.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Amanita86]
    #21977152 - 07/21/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Meh. She could have asked for help if she needed it, or she could have ran away. You asked the right question. It's important not to let boobs and legs distract you from self protection.


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Probably trying to steal your converter, and the act you saw her pimp pull was the best cover he could come up with on the fly to avoid a confrontation.




This could be the case too. The platinum makes them worth a bit.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21977168 - 07/21/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's obvious she was planting plastic explosives as some part of a terrorist attack against the Shroomery


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21977172 - 07/21/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If she was Turing to steal a cat she would have tools plus nobody is dumb enough to steal a cat that's been up to operating temp


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Amanita86]
    #21977182 - 07/21/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Probably trying to steal your converter, and the act you saw her pimp pull was the best cover he could come up with on the fly to avoid a confrontation.



:whathesaid:


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: rackem]
    #21977211 - 07/21/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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If she was Turing to steal a cat she would have tools plus nobody is dumb enough to steal a cat that's been up to operating temp



I dunno man, there is an alarming number of clinicaly retarded people here in the bay area.

I think she was hiding from him, she didn't even turn away from him before he grabbed her - they did get into a car, a fox body mustang rattle can flat black, air cleaner cutout in the hood and from the sound of it straight pipes, so I was leery of watching he didn't follow me, he definitely had the horsepower to keep up with me.
When I passed their car in the parking lot her head was down in her lap.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: drege]
    #21977263 - 07/21/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I understand clinically stupid but if you have ever brushed up against a hot cat you would know it would be pretty impossible to carry it any amount of distance

My guess is she was in trouble of some sort


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: rackem]
    #21977308 - 07/21/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I understand clinically stupid but if you have ever brushed up against a hot cat you would know it would be pretty impossible to carry it any amount of distance

My guess is she was in trouble of some sort




Fair point, but I think the car had been parked for a little while. There are easier and better ways to hide than crawling under a car though, so I wouldn't rule out dumb thief.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: rackem]
    #21977323 - 07/21/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Idk from last I saw a convertor made pretty good money at the scrap yard. And yes in my area this has already happened like 5 years ago people stealing converteors from psrked cars. So if said asin girl turns 2 tricks an hour at 100.00  vs stealng 4 convertors @ 100.00 each per hour. :shrug:


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21977324 - 07/21/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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So you ran someone over and your first thought was to catch a glimpse of her coochie :lol:



Yeah, that's not even funny. That's just bizarre.

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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21977331 - 07/21/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She was probably trippin on shrooms. I probably fucked up her high.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: drege]
    #21977351 - 07/21/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So this dudes first reaction, who was 50 feet away, and probably couldn't see her laying under a car was to say "was she under your car" and this was after you said she shimmied out like a tenured mechanic.

Sounds like they rob shit off cars, and knew they were caught about to do it to you, maybe he was a look out, and she didn't even play it off or explain, just walked away. Probably not, but still sounds fishy. Either that, or he just said "was she under you car" to make it seem like he knew her but really he was just kidnapping her.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: drege]
    #21977416 - 07/21/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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She was probably trippin on shrooms. I probably fucked up her high.



UR dumb.


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Re: I think I got a hookers ass beat [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21980139 - 07/22/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't get it, why am I dumb?


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