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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period?
    #21973173 - 07/20/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't want to know about it. Please stop


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #21973186 - 07/20/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Blame yourself for being in their friend-zone


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #21973188 - 07/20/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That depends. Which one are you this time?

Women want men to understand what having a period is like for some unknown to me reason.
Women talk to other women about their period.
And everyone knows those crazy cousins love going down on chicks on their period.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Shroomslip] * 4
    #21973191 - 07/20/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:

Women talk to other women about their period.





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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21973196 - 07/20/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Except I'm not their friend nor am I trying to get with them.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21973262 - 07/20/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How about when they ask how does my pussy smell?  Aphrodisiac lol.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Chakatron] * 2
    #21973274 - 07/20/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What kind of girls are you hanging out with? I've never had one ask me that..


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21973295 - 07/20/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When you are with a chick for a while they ask crazy shit.  When they start a question with" be honest" shits about to get weird.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Chakatron]
    #21973307 - 07/20/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How does my pussy smell? :rofl2:


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #21973311 - 07/20/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Except I'm not their friend nor am I trying to get with them.





which is why

Quote:

Shroomslip said:

Women talk to other women about their period.




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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Chakatron]
    #21973313 - 07/20/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

IME the questions that come after "Be honest" are always traps, not weird questions. They want you to be honest and answer something they're going to get mad at when they realize you don't feel how they expect you to feel about a certain subject. I pretty much just give the exact opposite answer of what my "honest" side tells me to say.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21973324 - 07/20/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21973326 - 07/20/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
IME the questions that come after "Be honest" are always traps





which is why "I'm banging your sister" is the correct answer, once they get past
the fit they're gonna throw breaking the news to them that their fat ass is what
makes their ass look big goes over much better


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21973343 - 07/20/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've been friend zoned before. It sucks. I got to put a bra on one of my chick friends tho so that was pretty rad. Mad at myself for not getting out of the zone their she wanted the d and I was oblivious to that. Ahh... Young and dumb.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #21973348 - 07/20/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Because you're a vegan so they automatically assume you have a vagina too.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21973366 - 07/20/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Because you're a vegan so they automatically assume you have a vagina too.




it's not a large leap


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21973368 - 07/20/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Because you're a vegan so they automatically assume you have a vagina too.



:ducklol:


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21973401 - 07/20/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I've been friend zoned before. It sucks. I got to put a bra on one of my chick friends tho so that was pretty rad. Mad at myself for not getting out of the zone their she wanted the d and I was oblivious to that. Ahh... Young and dumb.



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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21973673 - 07/20/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Blame yourself for being in their friend-zone




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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21973677 - 07/20/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

stop doing that and you will be in the clear

Mod edit: removed name calling.


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: rackem]
    #21973770 - 07/21/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Because they want to reassure you that they're not pregnant with your mutant child


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21973780 - 07/21/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Because they want to reassure you that they're not pregnant with your mutant child




:gocrythen:


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21974549 - 07/21/15 07:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Which one of OP's many personalities are we talking to today? Is this still supposed to be the wife?


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: psi]
    #21974644 - 07/21/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I can totally imagine the coversation

"Hey, how's it going?"

- My vagina is overflowing with blood and it's dripping down my leg!!!


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21975046 - 07/21/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:ohgodwhy:


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Re: Why do chicks always want to tell me about their period? [Re: Patlal]
    #21975047 - 07/21/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I can totally imagine the coversation

"Hey, how's it going?"

- My vagina is overflowing with blood and it's dripping down my leg!!!



:rofl2: it's an easy way to break the ice


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