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licking nice cunts
    #21973161 - 07/20/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

hows you all tonight? enjoying this whatever monday night?
i spent most of my day in the hospital, and then hung out with some friends.  took 3mg of xanax and am drinking a bit.  feeling alright, but can't go overboard cause i got diagnosed with liver dysfunction today.  my muther is being a fuckin buzzkill though so she's totally killing my buzz... need to puff the e cig....


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #21973208 - 07/20/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't mean to sound like Buzz Killington here but you really gotta calm down with the drugs man I don't want to have to hear about you being dragged down into an abyss you can't escape from.. you're one of my favorite people here to be honest:hug:

Anyway I'm just kicking it and taking whoops of the vape

Thinking I'm going to drink a shitload of cactus soon I need to get my space vision back


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973216 - 07/20/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yeah sancho, quit drinking with liver dysfunction


i had some friends over earlier poolside playing guitar and stuff etc, good times


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21973219 - 07/20/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So, you have liver dysfunction and you're still drinking and popping pills. Your buzz isn't the only thing that might be getting killed.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21973230 - 07/20/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I know how hard it is to stop doing something when it's everything you want and your body is screaming to have it

But there comes a time when you have to just let it all go or it will consume you like a raging fire

I've seen it happen all too often


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21973231 - 07/20/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

damn thanks, man.  that means a lot.  i just got really pissed off with my mom.  she stole my ecig so i was like "ok i'm gonna take your money" and bought some xanax and booze.  i don't like when people fuck with me.  i know this definitely wasn't the smartest decision.... but i don't think straight when i get mad.  i gots me some anger problems.

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So, you have liver dysfunction and you're still drinking and popping pills. Your buzz isn't the only thing that might be getting killed.




i'm also pretty suicidal.  i've been in mental hospital a few times cause of it.  in fact, about 4 of my 10 od's have been from me trying to kill myself.  i have to learn to love myself, which is really hard for me.  every day i hate that i wake up and then go to sleep thinking of different ways to kill myself.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973241 - 07/20/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't kill yourself man everybody likes you here and if they don't then fuck them


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21973248 - 07/20/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That's fucked up man if someone took my vape I'd have to murder them

That's a joke.. sort of


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21973269 - 07/20/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Don't kill yourself man everybody likes you here and if they don't then fuck them




yeah well i've noticed it's not my time to go.  i have no clue how i'm still alive.  but i am, so might as well take care of myself.

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That's fucked up man if someone took my vape I'd have to murder them

That's a joke.. sort of




and yeah i was pissed cause she bought it so i'd stop smoking! whatever, her wasted money.  and i stole her money for drugs and alcohol to get her more pissed.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973409 - 07/20/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
took 3mg of xanax and am drinking a bit.  feeling alright, but can't go overboard cause i got diagnosed with liver dysfunction today.




You sound like a guy I met at work last year...he died a few weeks later. Enjoy yourself, I guess...might be the last thing you do


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973448 - 07/20/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

sancho, you may want to put the clutch in and downshift.. the fast lane may be coming up to you quicker than you think.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: FlyOnTheWall]
    #21973451 - 07/20/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Suicidal? Don't make us have a a thread in your honor.

Seek help while you can. I was just reading your post how you said you've gotten into all the schools you've applied to. Don't waste a gift like that dude. Good luck Sancho :mushroom2:


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21973468 - 07/20/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

any ways to change lanes without a  blinker.. my ribs rebroke, and are 'shifting' im in dire fucking pain right now.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973548 - 07/20/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hey everybody, how is y'all night going?

I'm just chilling, worked all weekend and today, now I don't work again until next weekend.

I must find something more productive than shit posting to do. :cheers:


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: TNK]
    #21973575 - 07/20/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

was that your table you posted in the pop thread?


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: TNK]
    #21973577 - 07/20/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

if i fall asleep in exactly 3 minutes ill wake up in exactly 7 hours after


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: Sheekle]
    #21973602 - 07/20/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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was that your table you posted in the pop thread?




Unfortunately not, that is a table at the local watering hole. :sad:

I would absolutely love to have a table at my place, I'd be playing all the time.

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if i fall asleep in exactly 3 minutes ill wake up in exactly 7 hours after




Your math is impeccable Sheek.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: TNK]
    #21973613 - 07/20/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

well if your ever in vegas and want a change up, i got one in the living room.. welcome to come play


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: rackem]
    #21973623 - 07/20/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thanks, that would be awesome! :laugh:
I use to have one back in my old place, in the basement, played daily.

A Vegas trip is over due, I would love to come down and shoot some pool.

I'm actually very close to Vegas, only a few hours away.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: TNK]
    #21973631 - 07/20/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

well, when your headed this way let me know..


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: rackem]
    #21973633 - 07/20/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you're drinking and popping pills even though you were just puking blood and told you have a liver dysfunction??? Because your mom...took your ecig??? Really??

:freshwtf:

Get some smarts before you die. Real talk.

And you stole from your mom so you could acquire pills and alcohol?? Wtf man.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: rackem]
    #21973636 - 07/20/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You'll be on my list of Shroomerits to inform of my travels to NV and west.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: TNK]
    #21973640 - 07/20/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

cool man, always like to meet some new shroomerites/pool players from other regions.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: rackem]
    #21973695 - 07/20/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What's up, y'all?

I'm just chillin' here, jammmin' the fuck out and wishin' I had a bowl. I smoked one just a bit ago with my ol man just a minute, so it ain't like I'm sober, but I could use another fat bowl.

Things were lookin' up for a minute, I had some money in my pocket and everybody was happy. All my people were back around and we were all eatin'.

Everything's cyclical I suppose, because I'm right back where I started.

But fuck it, I'm gonna get high.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21973719 - 07/20/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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So you're drinking and popping pills even though you were just puking blood and told you have a liver dysfunction??? Because your mom...took your ecig??? Really??

:freshwtf:

Get some smarts before you die. Real talk.

And you stole from your mom so you could acquire pills and alcohol?? Wtf man.




it was more than that.  when someone is constantly calling you a loser, telling you that they wish you weren't born, that you're stupid and don't deserve anything, you get tired of it.  everyday i'm hearing this shit.  the worst is hearing "i should have let you die when i had the chance."

i don't love my mom, and she doesn't treat me with respect, so why should i respect her? i try and try, but when she says things like that i fucking lose it.  it hurts so much hearing all that shit.  i can't handle it so i take it out with anger and drugs.  yeah i have a problem, but fuck it.  most of the times i'v tried to commit suicide, she's what i'm thinking of.  constantly being told that you're not what you were wanted hurts down deep.  and i'm back to the point where i want to die.  whatever, this thread ain't about me.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973726 - 07/20/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

GET OUT OF YOUR LIVING SITUATION. IT ISNT HEALTHY.. ITS TIME TO GO. IT AINT TOUGH TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: rackem]
    #21973730 - 07/20/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i'll be far away from home in a month.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973735 - 07/20/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why do you live there? Are there any other friends or family you could live with instead? Regardless what she says, you need to be the stronger person and not sink down into low levels and steal from your mother and don't let what she says drive you into self destructive behavior.
I read that you are suicidal at times but you have to learn to love yourself and not use drugs to cover up your problems.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973736 - 07/20/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

good for you man..

amazing that you gotta run from such a nice place, but hell if you gotta go you gotta go.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21973744 - 07/20/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Man, I know 'bout Mama issues, So I know where ya comin' from. It fucks with ya on a deep level.

But fuck that shit. You can't let other motherfuckers control how you feel.

Do you live with your mom? If not, then fuck that bitch. If so, then move out.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21973775 - 07/21/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My carrier is throttling me and internet provider isnt coming through. Its 2 here though, so its not like i can talk to anyone or my irl friends. Im having some problems at home to sancho, and while mine arent to that degree i know the feeling pretty well.

I just want to move out and work and go back to school. Im real over the lifestyle im living right now, things are pretty empty and what not.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: 404]
    #21973777 - 07/21/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Im real over the lifestyle im living right now, things are pretty empty and what not.




Amen to that, brother.


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21973828 - 07/21/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

id rather have empty than broke ribs man.. i move and i hear crunchy


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: rackem]
    #21973857 - 07/21/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ouch! :hug:


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Re: licking nice cunts [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21973864 - 07/21/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why are you crunchy?

Id rather have a broken rib at this point ha


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