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Offlinepropensity
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Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique * 3
    #21963188 - 07/19/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



This Friday it was revealed that His Unwavering Majestic Pulchritudinous Undulation, The ObamaChrist is capable of regurgitating from the depths of his bowels a disgusting, clawing mass of machinery covered in his own blood. He uses this protrusion to pulverize and extract the sweet juices of his willing supplicants upon the Terrifying Altar of Appeasement. This practice keeps the hungry dragon-gods past the edge of the world at bay, and nourishes Obama's hungry, accursed shroud kept alive only by inundations of sweet sacrifice juice to his pulsating black heart.


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Re: Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique [Re: propensity]
    #21963304 - 07/19/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

cool story bro


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Re: Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique [Re: Salomon]
    #21963311 - 07/19/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the president is a reflection of American politics. meaning it's a reflection on all of you.

no, that does not mean i approve of Canadian politics.


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Re: Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21963322 - 07/19/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

its funny how ther's almost NEVER a canadian polotical thread on the shroomery :smug:


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Re: Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique [Re: Salomon]
    #21963330 - 07/19/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

because Canadian's don't care about politics? good.

let us fall into ruin. no one'll listen anyways. :smug:


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Re: Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21973961 - 07/21/15 01:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
the president is a reflection of American politics. meaning it's a reflection on all of you.

no, that does not mean i approve of Canadian politics.




U wot?

Stephen Harper is your mom then.


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Re: Obama's Secret Mechanical Mandible Regurgitation Technique [Re: propensity] * 1
    #21974039 - 07/21/15 02:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A++ would regurgitate again


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