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Turtletotem
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Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed
#21959415 - 07/18/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So this morning my neighbour from the downstairs apartement came up to my house, all agitated and accused me of stealing his weed. There was a little baggy lying on my table, but it is my mate's weed from yesterday, I saw him buy it.
So anyway, he gets really upset and I just slam the door in his face, as he is clearly not listening to a word I say.
A few hours later I get a phone call from the local police departement. The IDIOT has called the police to report a stolen bag of weed, and told them he saw his weed in my house.
FUCKING MORON!!!
I got off lucky, tho. They just asked me if I did steal his weed, and I said no, and that was that  she even told me to call them if my neighbour is harassing me again 
But seriously, what the fuck. I was so not ready to deal with this bullshit today! If I didn't live in the Netherlands I would have been in serious troubles.
Thanks for listening to me vent a little. Do you guys ever had anything silly like this happen?
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Turtletotem] 4
#21959452 - 07/18/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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we're all bros here, be honest.... Did you steal his weed?
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hex_enduction
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Turtletotem]
#21959458 - 07/18/15 06:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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One of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard, thank you for sharing. I once heard a homeless crackhead threatening to call the cops on someone for stealing their crack, but I don't think there was any other person to call the cops on
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Connoisseur said: oh ive cried on drugs sunshine said: Tragic. I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.
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JvF
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: CosmicFool]
#21959475 - 07/18/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said: we're all bros here, be honest.... Did you steal his weed?

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pirate-blues


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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: JvF]
#21959487 - 07/18/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hah, no fucking way - I am in a non-medical, non-legal state in the US. It's decriminalized in my city, but obviously they will do fuck all for someone looking for something that is still illegal to have - if you've got under 30gs they'll write you a 25 dollar ticket and be on there way(unless it is a situation where they've got much more shit to worry about than weed, which does happen).
In any other part of the state if you have under 30gs you have to pay 500 dollars, get charged with a misdemeanor, and face up to 30 days in jail.
What's really fucking stupid is that if they catch you with a bowl, they can fine you up to 2500 dollars and you could spend up to year in jail.
It's fucked up. No one would call the cops for something like this unless they were extremely drunk or stupid, and it would definitely make the local news if someone called 911 requesting an officer because their weed was stolen.
That being said, it's totally possible your neighbor was extremely drunk or stupid, or some combination of the two. In fact, I'd bet on it.
Your lucky that Dutch cops are chill and realize that there are far more important things to devote their time to than arresting someone for weed, especially personal amounts(but it's fucked up that anyone gets arrested for it at all)
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: pirate-blues]
#21959540 - 07/18/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Turtletotem]
#21959546 - 07/18/15 07:52 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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that fucking idiot forgot where he put it im sure. I would demand an apology.
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Astral Pain]
#21959561 - 07/18/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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the pics in your signature are disturbing. god he looks old as fuck.
speaking of old i went and visited a neighbor yesterday, she looks TERRIBLE. omg i wanted to cry. she's old, on oxygen and like 80lbs now. i moved off the island 3 years ago and havent been back till recently. I have to go visit her, man i gotta do something. She's gonna die soon
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Turtletotem
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: sprinkles] 2
#21959622 - 07/18/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He was at my door again to apologize, he found his stash 
But not after telling everyone in the building I stole his weed, and I bet he is NOT going to clear the air with the other neighbours.. God damn
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Turtletotem]
#21959690 - 07/18/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What a fucking moron
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Connoisseur said: oh ive cried on drugs sunshine said: Tragic. I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: hex_enduction] 1
#21959857 - 07/18/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now he owes you a bag.
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Agarico
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: passifloracaerulea]
#21959910 - 07/18/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lijkt bijna een broodje-aap verhaaL
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Agarico] 1
#21959933 - 07/18/15 10:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow, I would be seriously pissed. I guess it's not as big of a deal in the Netherlands; but no matter what the item is, accusing someone of stealing before making absolutely sure you didn't just misplace the item is a major asshole move to pull.
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Re: Asshole neighbour called the cops for... stolen weed [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21960031 - 07/18/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe his neighbour just got paranoid, that is a really bad illness, don't understimate this. Could probably be the reason why the cops asked to keep an eye on him.
Edited by Agarico (07/18/15 11:09 AM)
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