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Can Someone Help Me? * 3
    #21959025 - 07/18/15 01:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Let me tell you the story.  I was sick for years, and I just recently got cured.  Since I got cured, all my hormones came back, and its causing me problems.

SO I am opening a fund at GoFundme and would like contributions so I can go down to Kim's Happy Endings Massage Parlor in the morning and get some morning wood taken care of.  The more contributions, the more times I could go.  You all would really feel good about yourselves for helping me out I think.

Well, got to torch another bowl....    :crazybeard:



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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21959036 - 07/18/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ill tell you what i told the person who set up a gofundme, for a lawyer.

I can't i already gave all my expendable income to the guy who wanted to go to electric forest.


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #21959040 - 07/18/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll pay for you gas to visit a rest stop glory hole.

Speaking of which, how is it decided who gets to stick their dick in the hole? Is it just first come (no pun intended) first serve? Is there some ethical standards (like the stall furthest to the right is the receiver)in place? The whole point is kind of anonymity so you can't talk it out with each other and decide who likes sucking dick more before hand..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/18/15 01:45 AM)


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21959044 - 07/18/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I'll pay for you gas to visit a rest stop glory hole.

Speaking of which, how is it decided who gets to stick their dick in the hole? Is it just first come (no pun intended) first serve? Is there some ethical standards (like the stall furthest to the right is the receiver)in place? The whole point is kind of anonymity so you can't talk it out with each other and decide who likes sucking dick more before hand..



Its a matter of who has the loudest fart, and flushes the goods first.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21959054 - 07/18/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So what if person A has just finished up when person B walks in? Does person B just have to take person A's word that he had the loudest fart and flushed first? I mean what if person A had just been sitting there waiting and did neither. Person B wasn't there to prove he in fact didn't.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/18/15 01:55 AM)


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21959057 - 07/18/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Seriously? Morning wood? It's called masterbation. Fuck. Well gotta torch another bowl......stop spending money on weed. You don't need it.


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Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!




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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: DensePlacebo] * 1
    #21959058 - 07/18/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just as a fair warning: this is the only satirical gofundme thread that isn't going the trash.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21959063 - 07/18/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DensePlacebo said:
Seriously? Morning wood? It's called masterbation. Fuck. Well gotta torch another bowl......stop spending money on weed. You don't need it.



I don't smoke weed.

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
So what if person A has just finished up when person B walks in? Does person B just have to take person A's word that he had the loudest fart and flushed first? I mean what if person A had just been sitting there waiting and did neither. Person B wasn't there to prove he in fact didn't.



Well if person b walks in after, then person a better cook up a fart real quick, or else person b will have the loudest fart of the both of them.

It truly is a "if a tree falls in the forest" scenario.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21959065 - 07/18/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Just as a fair warning: this is the only satirical gofundme thread that isn't going the trash.



Well thats retarded, because this is the trashiest gofundme thread I've seen yet.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21959070 - 07/18/15 02:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Of course it is... Look who the OP is.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: koods]
    #21959117 - 07/18/15 02:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Of course it is... Look who the OP is.



:smug:


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #21959135 - 07/18/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

::money::  sent  4 :blowjob:

:hatsoff: . . . :peace:


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #21959829 - 07/18/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's a crying shame that the Art of writing a tasteless, trashy thread seems to have been lost in the current Pub polulation.  It saddens me.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #21959854 - 07/18/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We need The Butthurt Crybaby Thread back in the pub, that would solve everything.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21959866 - 07/18/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd bring it back, but I was threatened with a Ban if I did.


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Re: Can Someone Help Me? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #21959867 - 07/18/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A mod needs to rescue it!


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