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IISkuNkII



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles]
#21959612 - 07/18/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Op whenever you get your laywer and discuss the details.you can always ask for Attention & Diversion which usually involes completing a drug class and probation instead of the charges.The Salvation Army has a program as well that is considered Diversion.
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Anonamoose
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] 1
#21959620 - 07/18/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So between Solidarity, makaveli8x8, and Treant I'm up to $140 on this carrot thing.... anyone else wanna sweeten the pot? I'm starting to consider it.
Annd Sprinkles my uncle works for US Fish and Wildlife he is actually Pacific region coordinator and he was gonna help me get a job when I graduate.
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Achillita
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 1
#21959639 - 07/18/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you actually did that, I'd throw in 10 dollars.
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Everlong
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Achillita]
#21959643 - 07/18/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wait, what's this talk of a carrot? I'm too lazy to go back through the thread.
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PLURAL
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Everlong] 1
#21959648 - 07/18/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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She's gonna put it in her butt and post a pic... I think something about eating it too, lol, idk.
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sprinkles
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] 1
#21959689 - 07/18/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i am not your father and im not paying anyone for stupid. That's the price you pay for yourself. Its expensive. I know because I am
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sprinkles
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21959692 - 07/18/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats awesome. so just drag it out till your done with school. problem solved. Or go deferred, drug court, or whatever you need to do.
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Boomer The Great


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] 1
#21959966 - 07/18/15 10:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I will throw in $10 for the carrot deal.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles]
#21960192 - 07/18/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
sprinkles said: i am not your father and im not paying anyone for stupid. That's the price you pay for yourself. Its expensive. I know because I am
real stupidity is also painful
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sprinkles
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21960250 - 07/18/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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believe me, i know.
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sprinkles
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21960259 - 07/18/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'll donate 40.00 directly to your lawyer if you give me his/her address. My good deed for the week
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Zombi3
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] 2
#21960287 - 07/18/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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"I got arrested for drugs, give me money" 
This go fund me thing is getting ridiculous.
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Tripsurfer
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21960292 - 07/18/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have to say I find it kinda hard to believe you did not know about the dope:
1. You both like to get high. Dont tell me that did not come up as you were preparing for the festival. Did he straight up lie to you about it?
2. If you are so close then why would he hide it in your stuff? Bit of a dick move isn't it? I dont see how you can be cool with that. Unless you both knew of it and he is trying to take the fall for both of you.
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SteveRogers
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Tripsurfer]
#21960301 - 07/18/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP I offered 50$ and stated my demands. No dice?
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Anonamoose
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Tripsurfer]
#21960324 - 07/18/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
sprinkles said: i'll donate 40.00 directly to your lawyer if you give me his/her address. My good deed for the week
I havent retained a lawyer yet. I have many consultations this week tho and hopefully I'll have one soon if I can get on some sort of payment plan.
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Tripsurfer said: I have to say I find it kinda hard to believe you did not know about the dope:
1. You both like to get high. Dont tell me that did not come up as you were preparing for the festival. Did he straight up lie to you about it?
2. If you are so close then why would he hide it in your stuff? Bit of a dick move isn't it? I dont see how you can be cool with that. Unless you both knew of it and he is trying to take the fall for both of you.
I told him I wanted to get drugs at the festival. He told me that sounds good. His reason for wrapping it in my underwear was something along the lines of he didnt think the cops would dig thru a girls underwear.
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Anonamoose
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21960331 - 07/18/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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And SteveRogers I'm not interested in your $50 if I have to lie to get it. No thanks.
Anyone wanna throw in $40 on the carrot fund? That would raise the pot to $200. I'm thinking I might actually do it at that point if my bf is ok with it.
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SteveRogers
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21960338 - 07/18/15 12:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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A lofty moral position to take while begging the internet for money......I am not paying you to degrade yourself with a Carrot.
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Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
#21960347 - 07/18/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-sell-body-parts-for-profit-2012-3?op=1&IR=T&IR=T
Yeah he screwed you over. Why are you still with this guy? Tell him to sell his hair and organs
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Edited by Tripsurfer (07/18/15 12:23 PM)
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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21960350 - 07/18/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonamoose said: And SteveRogers I'm not interested in your $50 if I have to lie to get it. No thanks.
Anyone wanna throw in $40 on the carrot fund? That would raise the pot to $200. I'm thinking I might actually do it at that point if my bf is ok with it.
It's worth more than $200. Come on. If you're going to post a pic of you with a carrot in your butt for all the world to see, at least hold out for better money. You might even become a meme.
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PLURAL
PLUR


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 4
#21960357 - 07/18/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quit bullshitting us, we're all in the game.
You knew and we know it.
It's degrading to think otherwise.
I realize you can't come out and say it, because it's your defense and this can be linked to you, but c'mon now, just drop the charade already.
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