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OfflineTNK
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow]
    #21980573 - 07/22/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread has run its course.

Hopefully someone will post something as entertaining soon.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21981018 - 07/22/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

didnt stop long enough to get my $5 in the mail.

it will happen soonish... i meant to do it today.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21981033 - 07/22/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
This thread has run its course.

Hopefully someone will post something as entertaining soon.




What's the fair price for OP sticking zombie's toe in her ass?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21981052 - 07/22/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i would pay a bit more for that. assuming she was on her back and it was a full body shot nude.


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. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
    #21981066 - 07/22/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

she might actually meet her gofundme goal if she does the toe


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
    #21981067 - 07/22/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Actually, I think a better use for the toe is dinner party pranking.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21981084 - 07/22/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Actually, I think a better use for the toe is dinner party pranking.





Like the ole' plastic fly in the soup bowl. But a dead ass toe.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 1234go]
    #21981135 - 07/22/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The fact that it still has a toenail really increases its prank value. I bet he could sell it on eBay for a decent amount.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] * 1
    #21981258 - 07/22/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Zombie doesn't have toes to get the job done with any more. He could stump her tho


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21981267 - 07/22/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

They are talking about sending the expired toe to her to... blah


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21981283 - 07/22/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
she might actually meet her gofundme goal if she does the toe



GO FOR THE TOE!
I'm a marketing genius.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981315 - 07/22/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the toe might be kind of hard to hold tho, id suggest she peel a bannana on one end and smash the toe into it, then use the bannana to apply toe to said orifices


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #21981327 - 07/22/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We need a quality woodworker to manufacture a proper toe holder.  Shlong are you listening?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981339 - 07/22/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)





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Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21981368 - 07/22/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: just when i thought no more jokes could be made.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21981376 - 07/22/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
The fact that it still has a toenail really increases its prank value. I bet he could sell it on eBay for a decent amount.




You're not thinking big enough, it's a piece of psychedelic history. He's probably the first person ever to lose toes to that particular drug.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mental Taco] * 1
    #21981380 - 07/22/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

We need somebody who can make a proper toeholder.  I think shlong is the man


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: psi]
    #21981393 - 07/22/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Was he allowed to keep his toe?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981397 - 07/22/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I honestly cannot imagine a more Shroomery nuthouse thing than Moosey jamming Zombie's toe in her ass.  I didn't give a fuck about the carrot because you can get that shit for free all over the place but, fuck me, Zombie's toe could be quite lucrative.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21981408 - 07/22/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would probably pay $100 for her to stick the toe in her B hole. Still needs to be on video though


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