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TNK
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow]
#21980573 - 07/22/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread has run its course.
Hopefully someone will post something as entertaining soon.
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rxb
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21981018 - 07/22/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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didnt stop long enough to get my $5 in the mail.
it will happen soonish... i meant to do it today.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21981033 - 07/22/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: This thread has run its course.
Hopefully someone will post something as entertaining soon.
What's the fair price for OP sticking zombie's toe in her ass?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21981052 - 07/22/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i would pay a bit more for that. assuming she was on her back and it was a full body shot nude.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
#21981066 - 07/22/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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she might actually meet her gofundme goal if she does the toe
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
#21981067 - 07/22/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Actually, I think a better use for the toe is dinner party pranking.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21981084 - 07/22/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: Actually, I think a better use for the toe is dinner party pranking.
Like the ole' plastic fly in the soup bowl. But a dead ass toe.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 1234go]
#21981135 - 07/22/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The fact that it still has a toenail really increases its prank value. I bet he could sell it on eBay for a decent amount.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] 1
#21981258 - 07/22/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombie doesn't have toes to get the job done with any more. He could stump her tho
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
#21981267 - 07/22/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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They are talking about sending the expired toe to her to... blah
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21981283 - 07/22/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: she might actually meet her gofundme goal if she does the toe
GO FOR THE TOE! I'm a marketing genius.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
#21981315 - 07/22/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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the toe might be kind of hard to hold tho, id suggest she peel a bannana on one end and smash the toe into it, then use the bannana to apply toe to said orifices
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#21981327 - 07/22/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We need a quality woodworker to manufacture a proper toe holder. Shlong are you listening?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
#21981339 - 07/22/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21981368 - 07/22/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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just when i thought no more jokes could be made.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21981376 - 07/22/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: The fact that it still has a toenail really increases its prank value. I bet he could sell it on eBay for a decent amount.
You're not thinking big enough, it's a piece of psychedelic history. He's probably the first person ever to lose toes to that particular drug.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mental Taco] 1
#21981380 - 07/22/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We need somebody who can make a proper toeholder. I think shlong is the man
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: psi]
#21981393 - 07/22/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Was he allowed to keep his toe?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
#21981397 - 07/22/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I honestly cannot imagine a more Shroomery nuthouse thing than Moosey jamming Zombie's toe in her ass. I didn't give a fuck about the carrot because you can get that shit for free all over the place but, fuck me, Zombie's toe could be quite lucrative.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
#21981408 - 07/22/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would probably pay $100 for her to stick the toe in her B hole. Still needs to be on video though
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