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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #21978788 - 07/22/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

come on hot sauce at least make it somewhat doable?  this thread is all about making dreams happen, offer her $500 to get on webcam and be your bitch for 30 minutes doing whatever you want recorded, or something like that, hell make it her AND her boyfriend just to make it more interesting.  Her boyfriend can pretend to be you, and you can just give commands like, get my dick hard, now slap her in the face with my dick


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #21978791 - 07/22/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:uhhnothanks:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21978800 - 07/22/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
Moose was playing fast and loose with her choice of carrot




What the FUCK do you expect for a measly 100 bucks?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow] * 5
    #21978806 - 07/22/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

what was originally promised... a decent sized carrot jammed well up in that sharty party


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21978920 - 07/22/15 04:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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what was originally promised... a decent sized carrot jammed well up in that sharty party




NO. She said a carrot.  She delivered.  She could of put a baby carrot up her butt, but she was a good enough sport to not screw everybody like that. 

You do not have a leg to stand on, and there is a lot of people being little bitches about it.

Pathetic.  :puke:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow] * 2
    #21978934 - 07/22/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I could go back and quote and look for more direction around it but you can even see with what she said in OTD about how it was vague and all that. She chose the microcarrot on purpose and was aware of it im sure


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21978954 - 07/22/15 04:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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sharty party



:lolsy:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] * 1
    #21978968 - 07/22/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lots of people mentioned the carrot size and other details before it was done, im sure some of which were the paying shartys.  but whatever, the ones that were happy paid up, the ones who weren't didn't, what is done is done.  The only question is if she plans to go vegan or not now


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] * 1
    #21978988 - 07/22/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shop for: Hot Sauce :borfase:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21978989 - 07/22/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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She chose the microcarrot on purpose and was aware of it im sure




That's not a micro carrot, that's a decent sized carrot that she had her boyfriend shove up her butt.  All for 100 bucks, and we got little pussies whining away that they didn't get their moniesworth.  I'm sorry, I thought this was the shroomery, not the evil virginry.

Because that's how most of you are acting, like a bunch of evil virgins.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow] * 5
    #21978994 - 07/22/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I am just completely disillusioned because my first sexual experience was actually organising a group of dudes to all chip in to pay a chick to put a lacklustre vegetable into her trumpet. To revolt im going to go kick some puppies and spit on some elderly people on public transport


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21979002 - 07/22/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:fuckinawesome:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21979017 - 07/22/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

In support of the cause I will join you in the animal and elder abuse.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21979098 - 07/22/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:oldman: . . . :peace:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow] * 2
    #21979903 - 07/22/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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This thread really brought out the assholes.




Pun intended?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sun_spots]
    #21979990 - 07/22/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There's a lot of butthurt in this thread too.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork] * 5
    #21980010 - 07/22/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just when I think the butt jokes have ended, I find you guys still plugging away at it.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21980101 - 07/22/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Read the first few pages and then skipped to the last page.

Looks like at some point within the 45 pages that I skipped, OP stuck a carrot up her ass for some cash.

I gotta be honest. Didn't see that one coming.




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Anonamoose said:
I still have the carrot sitting on my desk. Bf keeps telling me to throw it out but I realize it still has potential.



Get rid of the microcarrot and replace it with the righteous ultra megga carrot 9000 it's supposed to be




:werd:

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I'd pay $500 for Sheekle to dunk his face into a deep fryer full of 350 degree oil for 5 seconds.




:whathesaid:

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Yeah I am just completely disillusioned because my first sexual experience was actually organising a group of dudes to all chip in to pay a chick to put a lacklustre vegetable into her trumpet. To revolt im going to go kick some puppies and spit on some elderly people on public transport




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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Cj-B]
    #21980105 - 07/22/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I had honestly thought the laughs would've died out by now


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sun_spots]
    #21980313 - 07/22/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

lowbrow said:
This thread really brought out the assholes.




Pun intended?





Yes and no.


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