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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork] * 4
    #21977395 - 07/21/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Still waiting on the true carrot pic. Not satisfied with this beta carrot tip to the butt. With the megga carrot I want to see it deep enough in the anus that it holds itself in place, no hands. And a decent sized gurthy carrot


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Offlinemakaveli8x8
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
    #21977417 - 07/21/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



for the next picture id like to suggest a more complete diet


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #21977431 - 07/21/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There's a problem with your pyramid. To get all that in you're going to require a lot of oil, much more than "sparingly".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #21977450 - 07/21/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i wonder if u could stick a fish down there :strokebeard:


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InvisibleSteveRogers
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #21977472 - 07/21/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bestiality would have gotten more of a rise out of the crowd.

I still say everyone got rolled for a gram of shitty Coke.


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers] * 1
    #21977487 - 07/21/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You pay $100 a gram for shit coke? Sorry bud


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] * 2
    #21977512 - 07/21/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21977582 - 07/21/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Soulidarity said:
Still waiting on the true carrot pic. Not satisfied with this beta carrot tip to the butt. With the megga carrot I want to see it deep enough in the anus that it holds itself in place, no hands. And a decent sized gurthy carrot




That carrot could hold itself in place.


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InvisibleSteveRogers
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #21977586 - 07/21/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
That carrot could hold itself in place.




Pics. Or it didn't happen.

After almost 60 pages all you have delivered in this thread is the cosmic justice of stealing the money of your Carrot pic donators.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #21977590 - 07/21/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I bet you are all atwitter


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #21978342 - 07/22/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I will donate $50 for a stalk of broccoli and a cucumber, though the cucumber has to be a fair size. And both need to be in either hole at the same time for a valid photo. That way we can name it :saladass:


:vegan:





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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PanzerCubed] * 1
    #21978374 - 07/22/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd drop 50 bucks to see the re-creation of the anime pic posted in OTD.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21978388 - 07/22/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Link ? :plot:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PanzerCubed] * 1
    #21978410 - 07/22/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

god dam i could really go for this right now

yum


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Offlinelowbrow
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 2
    #21978695 - 07/22/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread really brought out the assholes.  Annonamoose, much respect.  You made a deal, you honored it, and everybody is still bitchin.

Fukn weak.


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Sui is trying to mod right now.  Kinda like a newborn calf tryin ta stand fer the first time ain’t it..


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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow] * 2
    #21978711 - 07/22/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Moose was playing fast and loose with her choice of carrot


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lowbrow] * 1
    #21978722 - 07/22/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the amount of white knights in this thread is really sickening, you should all be ashamed of yourself.  This is the internet, the shroomery of all places.  If the OP was a guy nobody would be upset, which is why numerous guys have made the offer to do it since then or similar things and nobody bitched about that?  funny how that works


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Invisible1234go
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21978730 - 07/22/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

If the OP was a guy nobody would be upset




not true


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #21978737 - 07/22/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
the amount of white knights in this thread is really sickening, you should all be ashamed of yourself.  This is the internet, the shroomery of all places.  If the OP was a guy nobody would be upset, which is why numerous guys have made the offer to do it since then or similar things and nobody bitched about that?  funny how that works




I believe I offered to put carrots in my ass for 25$ and not even one person took me up on my offer.

You point is valid.


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InvisibleSrirachi
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21978781 - 07/22/15 02:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I must speak for the carrot.

ORANGE KNIGHT IN THE HOUSE MOTHER FUCKER

(I'll give you $500 to get on my salad.)


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