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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: blackhawk]
    #21976941 - 07/21/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21976958 - 07/21/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Your pussy holds no power here, no ones in any position to fuck you and you already blew the goods all over the sexy ladies thread. Your love means nothing.




carefull you might bruise his fragile little ego, dont make him pretend to be a lawyer.


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[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


Edited by rxb (07/21/15 06:52 PM)


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
    #21976966 - 07/21/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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modern.shaman said:
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lol was that a mod edit?

Edit: Oh, no. Nevermind.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #21976981 - 07/21/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My edit due to no one reposting the photo here so

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21976956#21976956

Let's make it happen


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
    #21977000 - 07/21/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How would one use :asscarrot: in a post? What would it's contextual meaning be?


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21977003 - 07/21/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:pedropussy:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21977011 - 07/21/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
How would one use :asscarrot: in a post? What would it's contextual meaning be?




dont be an :asscarrot: shroomslip


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21977017 - 07/21/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
How would one use :asscarrot: in a post? What would it's contextual meaning be?




When someone says something or does something ridiculous, you put :asscarrot: to show it is equal or greater to the ridiculousness of this thread.

It would be symbolic to a :doublefacepalm: moment.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
    #21977018 - 07/21/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You're the :asscarrot:, :asscarrot:.

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
How would one use :asscarrot: in a post? What would it's contextual meaning be?




When someone says something or does something ridiculous, you put :asscarrot: to show it is equal or greater to the ridiculousness of this thread.




Okay, I support the move to add :asscarrot:.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/21/15 07:00 PM)


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21977096 - 07/21/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

omg im really gonna become a gremlin? I'm honored!!  :ass:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil] * 2
    #21977104 - 07/21/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enlil said:
Frankly, your boyfriend is right...you are having too much fun.  Also, he's wrong.  He should have tried to stop you in the first place.  All of your rationalization and justification aside, $100 is far too low of a price on your self-respect. 

As far as your boyfriend, I'd think very carefully before trusting anyone who would allow me to debase myself for $100.  That doesn't sound like a person who'd defend your honor under any circumstances. 

Overall, I see a girl who doesn't value herself very much with a boyfriend who shares in this opinion of her.  Please prove me wrong and tell these perverts to fuck off with their requests.



Boyfriend is also an idiot who got her busted


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21977119 - 07/21/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enlil said:
Frankly, your boyfriend is right...you are having too much fun.  Also, he's wrong.  He should have tried to stop you in the first place.  All of your rationalization and justification aside, $100 is far too low of a price on your self-respect. 

As far as your boyfriend, I'd think very carefully before trusting anyone who would allow me to debase myself for $100.  That doesn't sound like a person who'd defend your honor under any circumstances. 

Overall, I see a girl who doesn't value herself very much with a boyfriend who shares in this opinion of her.  Please prove me wrong and tell these perverts to fuck off with their requests.




I've really got to back this. As much as I want to enjoy the carrot in the ass situation, I just can't. Even with debasement there's got to be respect on some level for it to work. I keep looking for that respect, and I can't find it. I really don't think it's there.

:feelsbadman:



If it weren't for all the witty posts I'd probably have to bitch out and hide this thread, and that'd be a first. There's no love in this thread.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil]
    #21977140 - 07/21/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enlil said:
Quote:

ChasingBliss said:
If she posted the exact same pic in the Sexy ladies thread for free, nobody would be saying shit 



I agree...but she didn't.  She posted it for $100.  That's a whole lot cheaper than free, but I don't expect you to understand this.



It was free for me.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21977159 - 07/21/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I sure didn't pay any money to see a picture of a carrot in her ass.

Seems free to me.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21977186 - 07/21/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

All of you need to chill. I certainly wouldn't stick a carrot in my ass for $100 in front of my friends and family. Or even in front of strangers at a festival. But this is the shroomery so i dont care what you guys think of me


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21977199 - 07/21/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am supportive of your vegetable love, you are attacking the wrong poster.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21977210 - 07/21/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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All of you need to chill. I certainly wouldn't stick a carrot in my ass for $100 in front of my friends and family. Or even in front of strangers at a festival. But this is the shroomery so i dont care what you guys think of me




For whatever it's worth, I fully support you putting a carrot in your ass, OP.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21977216 - 07/21/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I too advocate for the right of people to copulate with vegetables and charge any fee they wish for viewing privileges.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #21977232 - 07/21/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Anonamoose said:
All of you need to chill. I certainly wouldn't stick a carrot in my ass for $100 in front of my friends and family. Or even in front of strangers at a festival. But this is the shroomery so i dont care what you guys think of me




For whatever it's worth, I fully support you putting a carrot in your ass, OP.



I agree.  Also anybody who gave money in order to see that picture is an idiot and should be pissed that she showed everyone, even freeloaders like me.  Should have been in a PM.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21977277 - 07/21/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
All of you need to chill. I certainly wouldn't stick a carrot in my ass for $100 in front of my friends and family. Or even in front of strangers at a festival. But this is the shroomery so i dont care what you guys think of me




That doesn't make me feel any better. And we're plenty chilled. Don't get butthurt.


EDIT: And you definitely put a carrot in your ass for $100 directly in front of your BF (I mean that literally. He was facing your carroted ass in the pic). He ought to at least count as a friend. Just make sure you're thinking. That's all I ask. This place is part of real life, and it's not entirely separable from it.


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