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InvisibleEnlilMDiscord
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] * 1
    #21976721 - 07/21/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'd pay $100 for Dosile to carve "hctiB hctinS" in reverse letters on his forehead with a retractable utility knife and post the video.


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InvisibleChasingBliss
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21976723 - 07/21/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

But ghost peppers are more than $5 :sad:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] * 3
    #21976736 - 07/21/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
My IneedHeroin go fund me is still at zero guys.

DO I NOT AMUSE YOU?




Yeah, you do. We like you. Your heroinfund is like golf. The lower the number the better.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Edited by koods (07/21/15 05:51 PM)


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21976746 - 07/21/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
My IneedHeroin go fund me is still at zero guys.

DO I NOT AMUSE YOU?




Yeah, you do. We like you. Your heroinfund is like golf. The lower the number the better.




Awwwwe Koods. :heart:


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Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)


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Onlinerxb
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21976748 - 07/21/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
We all wish you were a carrot koods.:awesomenod:




im pretty sure i can put things in your ass for free.


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. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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OfflineTNK
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
    #21976753 - 07/21/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

But WILL you, that is the real question.


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Onlinerxb
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21976755 - 07/21/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I've never seen a carrot in someone's ass in NYC. It was dark.





i call bullshit


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[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Onlinerxb
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21976760 - 07/21/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
But WILL you, that is the real question.




if you can live up to your mouth and if you can show me dedication then im actually into making you cry, and i find you very attractive.

so...theres the problem of distance.


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. i cleaned a mold contaminated live culture and saved it. (might have useful applications)

[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
    #21976765 - 07/21/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

best pub thread in a while.


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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21976771 - 07/21/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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If you go down round the bend in the river,
You're gonna find a few changes been going down there.

If you go down to the gas-powered flatland,
Where most of the people just think that they're free,
Remember the peace that you had on the mountain,
Come back to the love that you had here with me...


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lovesquare] * 1
    #21976807 - 07/21/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



am i doing this right?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lovesquare]
    #21976811 - 07/21/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lovesquare said:




How insensitive.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #21976824 - 07/21/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Pictures in OTD if your interested.




i'm always up for a good ole carrot up the ass pic

thanks


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Niffla]
    #21976836 - 07/21/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i'm kinda slow so someone help me out

does the carrot in the ass pic help or hurt her job prospects at US Fish & Wildlife


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Offlinekoods
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
    #21976841 - 07/21/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
Quote:

koods said:
I've never seen a carrot in someone's ass in NYC. It was dark.





i call bullshit



It was dark, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't bull shit.


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Invisiblemodern.shaman
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21976851 - 07/21/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
I still have the carrot sitting on my desk. Bf keeps telling me to throw it out but I realize it still has potential.




Try selling it in the marketplace.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #21976852 - 07/21/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
i'm kinda slow so someone help me out

does the carrot in the ass pic help or hurt her job prospects at US Fish & Wildlife



Helps obviously. It shows a willingness to do unpleasant tasks to accomplish a goal and thinking outside of the box. Both qualities employers look for.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21976859 - 07/21/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Helps obviously. It shows a willingness to do unpleasant tasks to accomplish a goal and thinking outside of the box. Both qualities employers look for.




yeah that's what i was thinking too

op's job prospects look bright


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil]
    #21976870 - 07/21/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Your pussy holds no power here, no ones in any position to fuck you and you already blew the goods all over the sexy ladies thread. Your love means nothing.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
    #21976876 - 07/21/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

modern.shaman said:
Quote:

Anonamoose said:
I still have the carrot sitting on my desk. Bf keeps telling me to throw it out but I realize it still has potential.




Try selling it in the marketplace.





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