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Enlil
OTD God-King




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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] 1
#21976721 - 07/21/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd pay $100 for Dosile to carve "hctiB hctinS" in reverse letters on his forehead with a retractable utility knife and post the video.
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ChasingBliss
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
#21976723 - 07/21/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But ghost peppers are more than $5
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] 3
#21976736 - 07/21/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: My IneedHeroin go fund me is still at zero guys.
DO I NOT AMUSE YOU?
Yeah, you do. We like you. Your heroinfund is like golf. The lower the number the better.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (07/21/15 05:51 PM)
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976746 - 07/21/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
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TheNatureKid said: My IneedHeroin go fund me is still at zero guys.
DO I NOT AMUSE YOU?
Yeah, you do. We like you. Your heroinfund is like golf. The lower the number the better.
Awwwwe Koods.
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rxb
n00b-sabot


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976748 - 07/21/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: We all wish you were a carrot koods.
im pretty sure i can put things in your ass for free.
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TNK
Pleasures of Africa



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
#21976753 - 07/21/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But WILL you, that is the real question.
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rxb
n00b-sabot


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976755 - 07/21/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: I've never seen a carrot in someone's ass in NYC. It was dark.
i call bullshit
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rxb
n00b-sabot


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976760 - 07/21/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: But WILL you, that is the real question.
if you can live up to your mouth and if you can show me dedication then im actually into making you cry, and i find you very attractive.
so...theres the problem of distance.
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
#21976765 - 07/21/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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best pub thread in a while.
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lovesquare
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21976771 - 07/21/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- If you go down round the bend in the river, You're gonna find a few changes been going down there. If you go down to the gas-powered flatland, Where most of the people just think that they're free, Remember the peace that you had on the mountain, Come back to the love that you had here with me...
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lovesquare] 1
#21976807 - 07/21/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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am i doing this right?
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ChasingBliss
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: lovesquare]
#21976811 - 07/21/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
lovesquare said:

How insensitive.
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Niffla



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Loc: Texas
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss]
#21976824 - 07/21/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheNatureKid said: Pictures in OTD if your interested.
i'm always up for a good ole carrot up the ass pic
thanks
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Niffla



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Loc: Texas
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Niffla]
#21976836 - 07/21/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm kinda slow so someone help me out
does the carrot in the ass pic help or hurt her job prospects at US Fish & Wildlife
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb]
#21976841 - 07/21/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said:
Quote:
koods said: I've never seen a carrot in someone's ass in NYC. It was dark.
i call bullshit
It was dark, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't bull shit.
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modern.shaman
San Mescalito




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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21976851 - 07/21/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonamoose said: I still have the carrot sitting on my desk. Bf keeps telling me to throw it out but I realize it still has potential.
Try selling it in the marketplace.
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Shroomslip
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Niffla] 2
#21976852 - 07/21/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: i'm kinda slow so someone help me out
does the carrot in the ass pic help or hurt her job prospects at US Fish & Wildlife
Helps obviously. It shows a willingness to do unpleasant tasks to accomplish a goal and thinking outside of the box. Both qualities employers look for.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
#21976859 - 07/21/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Helps obviously. It shows a willingness to do unpleasant tasks to accomplish a goal and thinking outside of the box. Both qualities employers look for.
yeah that's what i was thinking too
op's job prospects look bright
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil]
#21976870 - 07/21/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your pussy holds no power here, no ones in any position to fuck you and you already blew the goods all over the sexy ladies thread. Your love means nothing.
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
#21976876 - 07/21/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
modern.shaman said:
Quote:
Anonamoose said: I still have the carrot sitting on my desk. Bf keeps telling me to throw it out but I realize it still has potential.
Try selling it in the marketplace.
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