|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,057
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 6 minutes
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] 3
#21976626 - 07/21/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Treant said: There's not nearly enough upvoting going on in this thread.
So many of these posts are golden/orange
Fixed
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
TNK
Pleasures of Africa



Registered: 01/30/10
Posts: 14,237
Loc: I AM THUNDERBOT
Last seen: 1 month, 18 days
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21976632 - 07/21/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Still the greatest thing to happen to the pub in awhile.
That time a girl stuck a carrot in her ass for 100$
-------------------- Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)
|
ChasingBliss
.



Registered: 11/23/13
Posts: 4,759
Loc: Los Santos
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz]
#21976631 - 07/21/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Sometimes you have to seize an opportunity to achieve a life-long goal. It's poetic.
|
zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976642 - 07/21/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
i am not that impressed 
the shroomery is like living in nyc
we've seen it all
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,057
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 6 minutes
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz] 3
#21976649 - 07/21/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I've never seen a carrot in someone's ass in NYC. It was dark.
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 9 minutes, 9 seconds
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
#21976653 - 07/21/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Well.. Now that you've accomplished this life goal, what's next? Given it any thought yet? Dick in a cantaloupe perhaps?
--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
|
zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976654 - 07/21/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
that's cuz nyc is way past that trend
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,057
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 6 minutes
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz]
#21976667 - 07/21/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I bet we could get sheekle to fuck a watermelon.
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
TNK
Pleasures of Africa



Registered: 01/30/10
Posts: 14,237
Loc: I AM THUNDERBOT
Last seen: 1 month, 18 days
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] 2
#21976672 - 07/21/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'll donate 3$ to the Sheekle fucking a watermelon fund.
-------------------- Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,057
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 6 minutes
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] 2
#21976679 - 07/21/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I don't think we need to pay for it
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,057
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 6 minutes
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976683 - 07/21/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
TheNatureKid said: I'll donate 3$ to the Sheekle fucking a watermelon fund.
You've made a lot of commitments in this thread
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976685 - 07/21/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
that lil slut
|
ChasingBliss
.



Registered: 11/23/13
Posts: 4,759
Loc: Los Santos
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976688 - 07/21/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'd just like to point out that I'm broke and willing to fuck a number of fruits and vegetables. But I guess I'm not popular enough
|
zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz]
#21976692 - 07/21/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
i'll donate 100 bucks to solidarity if he sticks a decent sized carrot in his butt
|
Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 9 minutes, 9 seconds
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] 2
#21976696 - 07/21/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'll give you 5 dollars to wear a ghost pepper as a condom
--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
|
TNK
Pleasures of Africa



Registered: 01/30/10
Posts: 14,237
Loc: I AM THUNDERBOT
Last seen: 1 month, 18 days
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976701 - 07/21/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Your probably right, but some incentive never hurt.
And I hope you hold me to all my promises Koods.
-------------------- Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)
|
Enlil
OTD God-King




Registered: 08/16/03
Posts: 65,505
Loc: Uncanny Valley
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] 4
#21976706 - 07/21/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'd pay $500 for Sheekle to dunk his face into a deep fryer full of 350 degree oil for 5 seconds.
-------------------- Censoring opposing views since 2014. Ask an Attorney Fuck the Amish
|
ChasingBliss
.



Registered: 11/23/13
Posts: 4,759
Loc: Los Santos
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
#21976708 - 07/21/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Do you supply the pepper?
|
Shroomslip
Architekt



Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 9 minutes, 9 seconds
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss]
#21976712 - 07/21/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Nah you'd have to source it yourself. By the time what I sent got there it'd be no good.
--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
|
TNK
Pleasures of Africa



Registered: 01/30/10
Posts: 14,237
Loc: I AM THUNDERBOT
Last seen: 1 month, 18 days
|
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss]
#21976718 - 07/21/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
My IneedHeroin go fund me is still at zero guys.
DO I NOT AMUSE YOU?
-------------------- Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)
|
|