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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil] 2
#21976446 - 07/21/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enlil said: She's a lovely young lady, and if we were in a situation where the two of us were experimenting with veggies, I might very well eat a carrot she put in her ass, but it wouldn't be for $101 dollars...
Wait wait, no you don't big fella. You don't get to drop this gem then bail out without explaining yourself further.
Here you're insinuating your attracted to moose ad are open to vegetable exploration, ad that you'd eat shit out of her ass. If not for $101 then what?
YoU must have a way with women cos that hit was smoothe. White knighting to the T! Swoops in, defends her honour, drops thinly veiled hint and then retreats like a giddy child. Cmon big boy stick this one out and see if it pays off
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21976454 - 07/21/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm just about to start work so I can't dissect it too much fml
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 2
#21976464 - 07/21/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dosile, I'm firmly taken. If I weren't, the likelihood of me ever hooking up with someone 20 years my junior from the internet is close enough to zero that it might as well be zero.
But, to answer your question...If I'm with someone and she wants to put a carrot up her ass and have me eat it, I'm going to do that, and it won't be for money. It'll be for something far more valuable.
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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 2
#21976466 - 07/21/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonamoose said: I still have the carrot sitting on my desk. Bf keeps telling me to throw it out but I realize it still has potential.
Get rid of the microcarrot and replace it with the righteous ultra megga carrot 9000 it's supposed to be
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21976471 - 07/21/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anybody got a €50 for me? will put stuff up my ass for money. It's not like it'll be a big change of routine or anything.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Turtletotem] 2
#21976488 - 07/21/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't even know where to find that E character on my keyboard.
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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Turtletotem] 1
#21976489 - 07/21/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Dosile, I'm firmly taken. If I weren't, the likelihood of me ever hooking up with someone 20 years my junior from the internet is close enough to zero that it might as well be zero.
But, to answer your question...If I'm with someone and she wants to put a carrot up her ass and have me eat it, I'm going to do that, and it won't be for money. It'll be for something far more valuable.
Infidelity! What would mrs Enlil say of all this young girl anus vegetable inuendo you're participaying in here? Shame on you you filthy debased old man!
You still haven't told us what this more valuable thing is. Quit being vague and spit it out. What would it take for ole Enlil to eat a shit carrot out of nooses ass?
I gotta start work and shit so you're off the hook
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21976499 - 07/21/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Swoops in, defends her honour, drops thinly veiled hint and then retreats like a giddy child.
Truth. Back peddled pretty quick.
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Sheekle
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil] 1
#21976510 - 07/21/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Dosile, I'm firmly taken. If I weren't, the likelihood of me ever hooking up with someone 20 years my junior from the internet is close enough to zero that it might as well be zero.
But, to answer your question...If I'm with someone and she wants to put a carrot up her ass and have me eat it, I'm going to do that, and it won't be for money. It'll be for something far more valuable.
hahahhha not much is more valuable than the intimate act of eating shit carrots LOL
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21976518 - 07/21/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: I don't even know where to find that E character on my keyboard.
Hey now, he's got this whole "I'm so mature" shtick going on, leave him be.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21976519 - 07/21/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said: What would it take for ole Enlil to eat a shit carrot out of nooses ass?
The same it would take for me to eat a shit carrot out of anyone's ass: A sincere affection and desire to make a partner happy.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil] 1
#21976540 - 07/21/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Where did the carrot idea come from? Was it sheekle?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] 2
#21976544 - 07/21/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think it's Soulidarity and not the first time he's brought up the idea with someone.
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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#21976565 - 07/21/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Naw that's so sweet Enlil.
Also the carot was my brainchild
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] 4
#21976572 - 07/21/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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From the romp:
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Soulidarity said: Dude the carrot in the ass thing has been a long standing goal of mine. Do a shroomery search for " carrot in your ass " and see how many people I've propositioned. One day ill get a shroomerite to snap a carrot pick I just know it
You did it Soulid. You did it. I'm proud of you
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] 3
#21976595 - 07/21/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976606 - 07/21/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: Where did the carrot idea come from? Was it sheekle?
All Carrot in Ass threads are related to sheekle in one form or another.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss] 3
#21976610 - 07/21/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's not nearly enough upvoting going on in this thread.
So many of these posts are golden.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: ChasingBliss]
#21976612 - 07/21/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ChasingBliss said: From the romp:
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Soulidarity said: Dude the carrot in the ass thing has been a long standing goal of mine. Do a shroomery search for " carrot in your ass " and see how many people I've propositioned. One day ill get a shroomerite to snap a carrot pick I just know it
You did it Soulid. You did it. I'm proud of you 
from now on he will be known as that perv who manipulated an innocent girl in need of desperate help put a carrot in her butt for $$
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz] 4
#21976617 - 07/21/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zZZz said:
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ChasingBliss said: From the romp:
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Soulidarity said: Dude the carrot in the ass thing has been a long standing goal of mine. Do a shroomery search for " carrot in your ass " and see how many people I've propositioned. One day ill get a shroomerite to snap a carrot pick I just know it
You did it Soulid. You did it. I'm proud of you 
from now on he will be known as that perv who made an innocent girl in need of desperate help put a carrot in her butt for $$the master who finally got someone to stick a carrot in their ass.
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