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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21976168 - 07/21/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonamoose said: Yeah so this morning I told him that I wanted to take another photo with a bigger carrot. He got upset and said I am enjoying this way too much, attention seeking, etc. He told me he'd only be cool with taking another photo if I got more money for it.....
Idk, maybe I'll just pm the second photo to those who have already paid. If it happens. I'll try my best.
and to those who say I must have poor morals because I took a photo with a carrot up my butt for $100... well you have to understand this. I make $9.50 a hour where I work. With taxes taken out it's even less then that. So I make about $100 in 11 hours of working. For me to be slightly uncomfortable for a few minutes to take the photo is definitely worth it. There's only a few people on the shroomery who know me in real life anyway and they all understand the situation I am in and would probably do the same thing so I'm not really too worried about posting it on here.
HA. Internet gold.
I'd post pictures of a carrot in my ass for 100.00$
You go girl.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976188 - 07/21/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said he would do it for money as well, it he didn't specify how much.
In 20 years, instead of being asked questions about their past drug use, politicians are gonna have to reveal what kind of vegetable they stuck up their ass and took a picture of to make a little cash.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 5
#21976195 - 07/21/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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and Enlil, why should I be embarrassed?
You shouldn't be embarrassed. I never said you should. You should have pride. If you want to post naked pictures of yourself, have at it. If you want to stick carrots up your ass, be my guest. If you want to combine the two, more power to you.
But doing any of the above for $100 from a mass of drooling internet virgins shows a serious lack of self-respect. God knows it shows a lack of respect from those aforementioned virgins. But who knows, you've already made $100....79 more acts of self-debasement, and you'll reach your goal!
I'm absolutely not judging you, moose. I'm trying to help you get a bit of perspective and perhaps a little bit of self-respect. Feel free to disregard my posts if you want.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976200 - 07/21/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wonder if Sheek would be willing to coloberate on a carrot cheek to cheek picture.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976213 - 07/21/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Two guys, one carrot.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976224 - 07/21/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds pretty awesome. I think The Sheekle Kid will be the greatest thing to happen to the internet since LemomParty.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976237 - 07/21/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You guys are acting like she's down cast as some kind of heathen now over getting familiar with a vegetable and taking a photo. Dude who cares. She prob spent like 5 minutes to make $100. Those look like pretty good numbers to myself. She doesn't care as well so I dunno why everyone else is all my God you have debased yourself!!!!!!
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976241 - 07/21/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Sounds pretty awesome. I think The Sheekle Kid will be the greatest thing to happen to the internet since LemomParty.
I wish I were a carrot.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976255 - 07/21/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said: You guys are acting like she's down cast as some kind of heathen now over getting familiar with a vegetable and taking a photo. Dude who cares. She prob spent like 5 minutes to make $100. Those look like pretty good numbers to myself. She doesn't care as well so I dunno why everyone else is all my God you have debased yourself!!!!!!
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TheNatureKid said: Sounds pretty awesome. I think The Sheekle Kid will be the greatest thing to happen to the internet since LemomParty.
I wish I were a carrot. 
Nastay..
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976256 - 07/21/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Exactly what drugs were in your car?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
#21976258 - 07/21/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Sounds pretty awesome. I think The Sheekle Kid will be the greatest thing to happen to the internet since LemomParty.
What's lemonparty?
edit nevermind, first page of search results told me enough.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
#21976259 - 07/21/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We all wish you were a carrot koods.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 1234go]
#21976266 - 07/21/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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TheNatureKid said: Sounds pretty awesome. I think The Sheekle Kid will be the greatest thing to happen to the internet since LemomParty.
What's lemonparty?
Google it, doo eet, and then report back.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21976270 - 07/21/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dosile, pictures posted on the internet are forever. It might as well be a tattoo. Making stupid decisions with permanent ramifications is part of life, but doing it for $100 because you're desperate is foolish.
As far as your part, you could have said, "hey, your name is out there, and it's pretty easy to tie you to this thread now, you should consider that before doing anything that's going to haunt you later". Instead, you egged her on. Your mother must be so proud of you.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil] 1
#21976278 - 07/21/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm sure OP's mom is more proud tho.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil]
#21976282 - 07/21/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just googled "shroomery carrot in ass" and the first hit is this thread. I wish I remembered OP's name to see what that would bring up.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#21976289 - 07/21/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Exactly what drugs were in your car?
Just pack it up bruh. It's over
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Enlil]
#21976291 - 07/21/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I doubt a carrot in the ass photo is something that's going to come back to bite her. And the photo is barely even linked to her. You wouldn't know it away her in the pic if you saw it. Permanent ramifications my ass.
I probably wouldn't do the carrot for 100 because I don't need money, but for arguements sake I could. I'd prob not tjough actually cos people would spam it on my FB and shit. Particularly CJ cos that dude is a massive creep who catalogues all your shit categorically and reproduces it. His avatar is me, lol
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] 3
#21976292 - 07/21/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Read the first few pages and then skipped to the last page.
Looks like at some point within the 45 pages that I skipped, OP stuck a carrot up her ass for some cash.
I gotta be honest. Didn't see that one coming.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Niffla]
#21976306 - 07/21/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pictures in OTD if your interested.
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