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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] * 2
    #21972781 - 07/20/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Zappa is just mad because he's never been loved by a carrot


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21972784 - 07/20/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't want to see her do anything.  She is a pretty girl but I don't really want to see her debase herself.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] * 1
    #21972786 - 07/20/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Carrot love is the purest form of love a man, or women, can ever experience with a vegetable.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21972790 - 07/20/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I don't want to see her do anything.  She is a pretty girl but I don't really want to see her debase herself




How much was she able to raise?

I can't imagine it was enough to justify posting a picture online with a carrot in her ass.

What would her parents think?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972792 - 07/20/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Only until you've been loved by an English cucumber.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] * 1
    #21972797 - 07/20/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I need to obviously explore the world of vegetable love.

Legalize vegetable marriage 2016.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21972806 - 07/20/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm looking for more of a vegetable with benefits type situation.


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NotSheekle said
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972808 - 07/20/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
Carrot love is the purest form of love a man, or women, can ever experience with a vegetable.



"mama!"



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972810 - 07/20/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm currently in a strictly platonic vegetable relationship.

:feelsbadman:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972814 - 07/20/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So you're telling me you didn't have sex with any of those onions the other day?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972826 - 07/20/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

now im hungry for french onion soup :facepalm:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972837 - 07/20/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
So you're telling me you didn't have sex with any of those onions the other day?




Those were Shallots, and no, unfortunately, the prude bastards wouldn't allow me any ass play.

I've always had more successful sexual encounters with fruit anyways.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972912 - 07/20/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I don't want to see her do anything.  She is a pretty girl but I don't really want to see her debase herself




How much was she able to raise?

I can't imagine it was enough to justify posting a picture online with a carrot in her ass.

What would her parents think?





I think it was around $100. Personally, I would have bailed on the offer. The fame that these kinds of threads bring to the OP is too much to handle. That fame corrupts. Just look at what it did to almond flour. A nice catholic boy gets a little fame by playing hard to get and posting a bad quality pic of his balls, and the next thing you know, he's going around trolling RIP threads where peoples'  kids have just died. I'd be afraid to turn into a monster like that. I wonder what the old almond flour, the one from before he got caught up in a the fancy world of well-lit testicular modeling, would think of this thread?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972918 - 07/20/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

get tnk to come this way instead....the video will be better :smile: i wont be in it.

and all you will see of tnk is a carrot and a pool of tears :smile:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21972921 - 07/20/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shroomery fame corrupts, just look at Sheekle, and his recent spew of pub threads. :lol:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21972940 - 07/20/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

AF would probably be the first one to bust a nut to the pic. Although he'd hide his shame behind some bible or god talk and try to play it off like he's a man of god and didn't just choke his chicken to the pic.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21972970 - 07/20/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hey rxb you owe me $5


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: rxb] * 3
    #21973042 - 07/20/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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rxb said:
get tnk to come this way instead....the video will be better :smile: i wont be in it.

and all you will see of tnk is a carrot and a pool of tears :smile:



Idk... This is the carrot I plan on using


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21973071 - 07/20/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shroomery fame corrupts, just look at Sheekle, and his recent spew of pub threads. :lol:



Poor Sheekle is giving away jerk off videos these days. It's like watching a child star grow up.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] * 1
    #21973078 - 07/20/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Shroomery fame corrupts, just look at Sheekle, and his recent spew of pub threads. :lol:



Poor Sheekle is giving away jerk off videos these days. It's like watching a child star grow up.




I've heard, it is a shame, we could have been so much more, even possibly, the next Trent.


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