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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972599 - 07/20/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

thanks for the free show ladies and gents.

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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #21972602 - 07/20/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonamoose said:
The carrot was a long thin one. It was at least 8 inches in



Yeah I'm pretty sure this is bs. It's a tiny carrot that's barely even in your butthole


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21972608 - 07/20/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SteveRogers said:
You guys got rolled.

This is actually an even better ending. She took peoples money for essentially a pick of a Carrot lightly nuzzling an asshole. And kept getting more bids while dragging it out. 

I knew you were smarter than you made out to be Moosey'





It could have been a nice pic of a pristine butthole, but the carrot ruined it.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21972615 - 07/20/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Like I said. Leave a negative trade review if she fucked you over.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods] * 1
    #21972617 - 07/20/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He's guys I'm taking donations to fund my trip to the Utah/Arizona border and I'll stick one of those corn on the cobs that come with Chinese food in my ass if I raise 200$


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21972622 - 07/20/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Did you just post your whole name here?




:trollmove:  :trollcop:  :maximumtrolling:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972624 - 07/20/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

we'll never be able to trust another butthole to live up to its promises again im afraid


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972625 - 07/20/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
He's guys I'm taking donations to fund my trip to the Utah/Arizona border and I'll stick one of those corn on the cobs that come with Chinese food in my ass if I raise 200$




I support this post, please people, fund kood's trip.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972627 - 07/20/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
He's guys I'm taking donations to fund my trip to the Utah/Arizona border and I'll stick one of those corn on the cobs that come with Chinese food in my ass if I raise 200$



You should pay us to watch it


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21972634 - 07/20/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll post a video of koods putting a carrot in my anus for 25.00$

We have to fund his Utah trip first.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21972645 - 07/20/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll pay. koods has to be holding a gun in the pic though.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21972647 - 07/20/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21972664 - 07/20/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hilarious how everyone is backing out of paying her. Guess it was to be expected, shroomery junkies don't have 10$ to spare :lol:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK]
    #21972665 - 07/20/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My desire to play with naturekid's butthole outweighs my aversion to guns.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx]
    #21972690 - 07/20/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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danielx said:
Hilarious how everyone is backing out of paying her. Guess it was to be expected, shroomery junkies don't have 10$ to spare :lol:




Carrot top still needs all the publicity he can get, even if it's only for doing prop comedy in peoples' nightmares.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: koods]
    #21972760 - 07/20/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
My desire to play with naturekid's butthole outweighs my aversion to guns.




Awesome. :yesnod:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21972762 - 07/20/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No no no.  You don't understand.  You have to pay us to watch it.  And $25 isn't going to cut it for me.  You have to go way higher by several orders of magnitude.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork] * 3
    #21972768 - 07/20/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i take what i said back. this thread totally delivered, even if there was no ass-to-carrot action. a lot of these responses have been pure GOLD, not to mention some mild melts.

:amusedapplause: Bravo, shroomery. Bravo.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21972772 - 07/20/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What would suffice for you Zappa?

I can fit a carrot bigger than that, further up my anus.

OP obviously has an aversion to carrots, and ass play.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: TNK] * 1
    #21972777 - 07/20/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I bet you could get more than one in there.


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