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InvisibleBigfeely123
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21966061 - 07/19/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Better butter that carrot up.  :heytheresexy:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Bigfeely123] * 1
    #21966078 - 07/19/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Will that make it less stressful for the carrot?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21966123 - 07/19/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
Stand up for someone without a penis = white knight.

:cookiemonster:




No, suggesting this "degrading" act shouldn't happen to her just because shes pretty= white knight.

But lets face it, no one would be sticking up for this person if it was a male, nor would they likely have received all the cash they already did.

Just a known thing that happens on this website because its filled with a bunch of virgins/nerds who never get laid.

But I digress, back to the topic at hand


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21966125 - 07/19/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

they should wear bunny masks while doing it too :uptosomething:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21966142 - 07/19/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Love_spirit] * 2
    #21966180 - 07/19/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I feel that white knights should have a name. I think Sir Phillip would be a good name.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx]
    #21966283 - 07/19/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
Quote:

Dys said:
Stand up for someone without a penis = white knight.

:cookiemonster:




No, suggesting this "degrading" act shouldn't happen to her just because shes pretty= white knight.

But lets face it, no one would be sticking up for this person if it was a male, nor would they likely have received all the cash they already did.

Just a known thing that happens on this website because its filled with a bunch of virgins/nerds who never get laid.

But I digress, back to the topic at hand



I believe she got offers of more money if her boyfriend did it.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21966303 - 07/19/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She did. By Me. Offer stands.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21966319 - 07/19/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How much weed and LSD did you get caught with? If its just a small amount they might drop your charge to something that wouldn't effect your student loans if you don't have a bunch of charges. In high school I was caught with small amounts of weed, coke, and shrooms. They just gave me 5 days in jail, but they didn't expell me, I know that's a different situation though.

It's cracking me up thinking that this thread might make it into a court room. I know its far fetched, but that would be so classic if they put "Exhibit B" on the overhead projector and its her and her boyfriend doing ass to ass with veggies for like $200.  I would do $10 if there was a face shot with a small video clip of the carrot going in. Otherwise how do you know they didn't just cut off the carrot.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21966321 - 07/19/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Apparently the boyfriend is fully going to do it as well


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21966329 - 07/19/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Give me a heads up before the pics come on.  I'd rather not.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21966409 - 07/19/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Gotta take the good with the bad Zappa! I'll try to warn you in advance


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #21966422 - 07/19/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
Ok... I'm buying carrots tonight.



And SteveRogers and Burke Dennings... your dream has come true. He's taking the carrot up his ass. I'm forcing him to do it. Pull out your wallets, this is happening.




:popcorn:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21966426 - 07/19/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Am I the only person to have noticed she has backed out.


I think the boyfriend is still on though, so you guys have that to look forward to.



Quote:

Anonamoose said:
Quote:

Dys said:
She's too pretty to be doing this degradation.

Why don't you guys just donate for the sake of kindness?

She looks like the kind of girl who would dose you at a show or hold your head in her lap with a cold washcloth on your forehead during a bad trip.

Come the fuck on guys.






Thanks Dys!

I am that kind of girl. I love life, animals, and fellow kind souls. I have a lot to learn but I am willing to listen and observe. It's unfortunate that I'm in this situation but I won't let it crush my spirit or my attitude towards life. I know I'll get through this and maybe something good will come of it? I'm not too sure of that but I can hope.

The only reason I even considered the carrot is because I'm somewhat desperate. I really don't want to have to drop out of college, especially in my senior year when I have worked so hard over the last 3 years to maintain a 3.6 GPA. Without financial aid school is essentially out of the question. Both of my parents are unemployed, and working a full time job barely gives me enough money to afford my monthly expenses, let alone money for school and enough time to go to classes. Neither of my parents went to college. They were both free spirited hippies who didn't feel the need to have lots of money or material possessions. They taught me to love, and because of the way I was raised I have a deeply ingrained respect for the earth and the life which inhabits it. They also taught me that although money and material possessions do not define a person, they can definitely help out during hard times, especially when you get older. As such I feel that I must take advantage of the opportunity to go to school and pursue a career which I find truly fulfilling. I want to be an advocate for wildlife and wilderness. I want to make my friends and family proud. Getting arrested and shoving a carrot up my ass is nothing to be proud of and I'm sure they would agree with me on that, but even more embarrassing would be losing the chance of a lifetime, the opportunity to really make a difference in this world and fulfill what I feel is my lifes purpose.




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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Atreyu]
    #21966432 - 07/19/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I knew it was gonna happen from the beginning :lol:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21966441 - 07/19/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nah I'm pretty sure they're both in


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
    #21966548 - 07/19/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

just remember what it took for that diploma op, a carrot up ur butt..

ur making a deal with the devil here


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21966579 - 07/19/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The police aren't allowed to run a dog around your car during a traffic stop. They aren't allowed to make you wait for a k9 unit either. The supreme Court has decided. I'd like to hear a more detailed description of the stop. It generally is a lack of knowledge and experience that gets people busted at traffic stops.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #21966601 - 07/19/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bigfeely123 said:
"I can't imagine a normal speeding ticket escalating into a K9 search for no reason." Bro, it happens all the time. That is how most people get busted for drugs, during simple traffic stops. If you don't believe me, watch an episode of COPS. So it is best to just follow all rules of the road. People need to stop being careless dumbasses, this is your life you're playing around with.

A lot of times the saying, "I don't give consent to search the vehicle" doesn't even work. What they will do is simply call in a k9 to circle the car (ESPECIALLY if you're acting nervous/suspicious). If you look like a normal law abiding citizen & keep your cool, then sometimes the saying, "I don't give consent to search the vehicle" will work but don't count on it. That is why you never travel with weed (something a k9 will almost always smell) plus a felony charge drug.



Cops is fake you goober. Denying consent to search is absolutely necessary. Experienced people can go to jail happy knowing it will all disappear ultimately once you get to court. Knowledge is power.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Matt87] * 1
    #21966610 - 07/19/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There was a festival happening nearby,
:cop: field day.
out of state arrests being a bonus.
:courtjudge: . . . :peace:


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