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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] * 1
    #21965669 - 07/19/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Stand up for someone without a penis = white knight.

:cookiemonster:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] * 1
    #21965671 - 07/19/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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danielx said:
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Dys said:
She's too pretty to be doing this degradation.

Why don't you guys just donate for the sake of kindness?

She looks like the kind of girl who would dose you at a show or hold your head in her lap with a cold washcloth on your forehead during a bad trip.

Come the fuck on guys.






The white knights in this thread is what makes it gold. Yeah brah, shes to pretty for degradation, because you know if she was like, not pretty though, it'd all be cool right?

Anon took a joke post about a carrot serious, and has ran with it. She is obviously down for it. Thats why I offered up $10. I personally don't feel comfortable giving away free money, like when a bum asks for a dollar I wont just give it to them; however, if they are willing to wash my windows or something ill toss them a couple bucks.

Its money for a service. I hope the white knights in this thread dont look at the picture after its posted (yeah right)



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
    #21965676 - 07/19/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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modern.shaman said:
If we are able to get an ass 2 ass shot similar to Requiem of a dream I'll up my donation to $20 dollars. Open forum; for my cash its the $10 dollars for the carrot pic as mentioned (red hair down, name and time stamp on ass, carrot) and another $10 for the ass to ass shot of your bf and yourself recreating this. May need more than 1 pic as I also want proof he gets the thick end of the carrot. (I guess if SteveRogers request is fulfilled that is settled)



It is already going in his ass for SteveRogers and Burke Dennings money. :shrug: You may not want to do that for 10 dollars but perhaps others will donate.

I have to admit this has taken a dark turn from asking for money.:lol:



Thats a lot of fucking requirements for ten bucks.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21965678 - 07/19/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Dys said:
Stand up for someone without a penis = white knight.

:cookiemonster:



I think his point is why stand up for someone whos actually considering putting a carrot in her ass for chump change on a drug forum? If she thought it was so vile and degrading she would've told everyone to fuck off


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21965747 - 07/19/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Carrot in the butt.. Jesus..





are you saying a carrot in the butt of jesus

I like the way you're headed


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21965753 - 07/19/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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modern.shaman said:
If we are able to get an ass 2 ass shot similar to Requiem of a dream I'll up my donation to $20 dollars. Open forum; for my cash its the $10 dollars for the carrot pic as mentioned (red hair down, name and time stamp on ass, carrot) and another $10 for the ass to ass shot of your bf and yourself recreating this. May need more than 1 pic as I also want proof he gets the thick end of the carrot. (I guess if SteveRogers request is fulfilled that is settled)



It is already going in his ass for SteveRogers and Burke Dennings money. :shrug: You may not want to do that for 10 dollars but perhaps others will donate.

I have to admit this has taken a dark turn from asking for money.:lol:



Thats a lot of fucking requirements for ten bucks.




This is similar to other digital media... make one copy sell it a few hundred times... The only person that offered any 'real' money for pics was steverogers, $100, but people pooling 10 dollars each grows quickly.

Anyways I already 'donated' $11 dollars so I kept my end. This entire thread has been pretty entertaining thus far... hopefully it has not yet peaked.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
    #21965761 - 07/19/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nobody wants my boxers. :okay:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman] * 2
    #21965763 - 07/19/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

LOL. OP is gonna shuv a carrot in her ass for money!?  :canthelpbutlaugh: You dun fuck'd up & now you want us to pay for it? I'm starting to get the impression that most, not all, shroomerites have little to no common sense.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Bigfeely123] * 1
    #21965797 - 07/19/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bigfeely123 said:
LOL. OP is gonna shuv a carrot in her ass for money!?  :canthelpbutlaugh: You dun fuck'd up & now you want us to pay for it? I'm starting to get the impression that most, not all, shroomerites have little to no common sense.




I honestly don't even think they will follow through because this is shroomery where everyone blows their money on drugs. They prolly don't even have it to spend. Gotta get that next fix.  :notcoolman:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday]
    #21965825 - 07/19/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

can we make this like a ppv thing?, should i get don king on the phone?..


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz]
    #21965872 - 07/19/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe next time pop a few xanas so your not giving tells when a cop pulls you over. I can't imagine a normal speeding ticket escalating into a K9 search for no reason. You were either smoking or had smoked in the car or were shaking like a leaf. They only do these insane searches at checkpoints not speeding ticket traffic stops. You don't need 8k for a fucking lawyer. You have 2 stupid drug charges which will be diverted if you have no criminal passed and put on drug probation. Most of this won't interfere with your financial aide.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21965877 - 07/19/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:nyan:


Edited by Bigfeely123 (07/20/15 07:31 AM)


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #21965886 - 07/19/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yes yes fine. Great info.

Now how much are you throwing in for her an her boyfriend to debase themselves on a public forum?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Gorlax]
    #21965899 - 07/19/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"I can't imagine a normal speeding ticket escalating into a K9 search for no reason." Bro, it happens all the time. That is how most people get busted for drugs, during simple traffic stops. If you don't believe me, watch an episode of COPS. So it is best to just follow all rules of the road. People need to stop being careless dumbasses, this is your life you're playing around with.

A lot of times the saying, "I don't give consent to search the vehicle" doesn't even work. What they will do is simply call in a k9 to circle the car (ESPECIALLY if you're acting nervous/suspicious). If you look like a normal law abiding citizen & keep your cool, then sometimes the saying, "I don't give consent to search the vehicle" will work but don't count on it. That is why you never travel with weed (something a k9 will almost always smell) plus a felony charge drug.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21965906 - 07/19/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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JustForToday said:


I honestly don't even think they will follow through because this is shroomery where everyone blows their money on drugs. They prolly don't even have it to spend. Gotta get that next fix.  :notcoolman:







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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21965913 - 07/19/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I very rarely donate my money.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #21965981 - 07/19/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bigfeely123 said:
I very rarely donate my money.




This is not a donation. Her boyfriend has to TAKE my money. With his anus as collateral.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Gorlax] * 2
    #21965991 - 07/19/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
Maybe next time pop a few xanas so your not giving tells when a cop pulls you over. I can't imagine a normal speeding ticket escalating into a K9 search for no reason. You were either smoking or had smoked in the car or were shaking like a leaf. They only do these insane searches at checkpoints not speeding ticket traffic stops. You don't need 8k for a fucking lawyer. You have 2 stupid drug charges which will be diverted if you have no criminal passed and put on drug probation. Most of this won't interfere with your financial aide.




This definitely is the worst advice in this thread. Yeah, next time your driving with drugs you should definitely eat some xanax, a drug known to cause accidents because of skewed motor skills.

It wasn't the tells that got them. They were driving to a known music festival where kids use drugs, in a conservative hick redneck state that uses the festival to get money for their county by arresting kids. It was shooting fish in a barrel. Eating a xanax next time wont help.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] * 1
    #21965996 - 07/19/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Will carrots ever be the same again?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21966040 - 07/19/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Carrot abuse!  Call PETV right away!


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