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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#21964273 - 07/19/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Probably!
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Dark_Star
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork] 2
#21964276 - 07/19/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like the part where Chris Griffin rides in on a white horse, sword a-waving.
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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#21964282 - 07/19/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy shit, the dudes gonna put a carrot in his ass
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Adden

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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 1
#21964296 - 07/19/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enlil said: What's wrong with the public defender? This case doesn't look like the kind of case that needs a private attorney. Tell your man to man up and testify that the stuff was all his.
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wigglewak said: Hey! This thread got insane but here's the deal. You are not that fucked. One dose and a gram of oil and it's not your first offense. Even if it's not your 1st you are not going to jail over 6 months.
Get a good lawyer.
It's not that hard to do and I honestly think you're just fucking with everyone.
If you are telling the truth then have your boyfriend and yourself get the same lawyer and he should be able to get your charges dropped if he pleas guilty to everything. In which case he will probably have to plea to a situation that will not be the best deal he could do. If he agrees to this I still doubt he would be doing much time, worst case scenario.
If you are bending the truth to get more cash out of this Web fundraiser then seriously...
Try to get a guilty without conviction.
You may get kicked out of school but.. You can have your transcripts transferred to another school down the line.
You will not show up on state police computers.
You do not have to admit any of this happened when you apply for jobs.
You can pay a lawyer down the line to get any trace of this removed.
So have faith and remember to be true to yourself and the world will see you to better situations than you could of imagined had everything gone well.
It will be stressful and you will not be the same, but you will be yourself and your life will go on beyond the next 2 years I believe this will impact you.
Also if you get probation and you can't stop doing drugs just take the time. It will be 3 months in jail to 2 years probation. But if you choose jail you will not be able to wipe that from your record.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Adden] 2
#21964353 - 07/19/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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modern.shaman said: I have to admit this has taken a dark turn from asking for money.
If she has a brain in her head she will simply delete this thread and prevent a huge amount of incriminating evidence being archived online and disgracing herself not only in front of potential friends and family, but as a Woman in general. She has other ways out than debasing herself in this queer bar for an amount that will barely cover the first 30 mins of a good attorney's time.
Anyone mention yet that it is illegal to record and then sell pornography in many states? She could catch an additional charge for satisfying our blood lust.
See I can be serious too.
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Dark_Star
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers] 2
#21964424 - 07/19/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The fucked up thing about this is the loss of financial aid. You can kill someone & still be eligible, but god forbid you get caught with drugs... not only is it a personal choice, but so many people use one substance or another at some point in their lives. Our country is fucking itself with this policy. Shit, even a large percentage of our government, as well as the police have tried illicit drugs at one point or another.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#21964477 - 07/19/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: The fucked up thing about this is the loss of financial aid. You can kill someone & still be eligible, but god forbid you get caught with drugs... not only is it a personal choice, but so many people use one substance or another at some point in their lives. Our country is fucking itself with this policy. Shit, even a large percentage of our government, as well as the police have tried illicit drugs at one point or another.
True dat. My friend just finished up the long process of becoming a fire fighter. She said they look for people who have done drugs and been in a little legal trouble. It shows they are willing to take risks and are less likely to think twice about running into a burning building.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21964523 - 07/19/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said: Holy shit, the dudes gonna put a carrot in his ass
you say thig like it's his first time
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Sun King



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Prisoner#1] 5
#21964543 - 07/19/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What about a cactus instead?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 7
#21964544 - 07/19/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Let me just say that you Pubbers are all sick, disgusting fucks for preying on human misery like this.
I truly hope with every fiber of my being that each and every one of you who is hoping to get 'moose and her bf to degrade themselves, finds yourself in the exact same situation someday soon. I hope to get the chance to laugh at you and degrade you while you squirm like a worm on the end of a hook, so that I can offer you five bucks for your last shred of dignity.
You Pubbers are some sick, pathetic fucks, unshroomy as fuck, and I hope you all suffer.
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Tomandjerry58
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sun King]
#21964549 - 07/19/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sun King said: What about a cactus instead?

Now if memory serves, that is actually Anonamoose correct?
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Srirachi] 1
#21964550 - 07/19/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: Let me just say that you Pubbers are all sick, disgusting fucks for preying on human misery like this.
I truly hope with every fiber of my being that each and every one of you who is hoping to get 'moose and her bf to degrade themselves, finds yourself in the exact same situation someday soon. I hope to get the chance to laugh at you and degrade you while you squirm like a worm on the end of a hook, so that I can offer you five bucks for your last shred of dignity.
You Pubbers are some sick, pathetic fucks, unshroomy as fuck, and I hope you all suffer.

I really don't think Anonymoose cares that much about the carrot thing
I'd do that for money too
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JustForToday
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
#21964574 - 07/19/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: I like the part where Chris Griffin rides in on a white horse, sword a-waving.
Pretty soon i'll lift up my shirt and your eyes will behold the sexiest 8 pack the world has ever seen bb boy.
BTW, everyone in this thread are fucking trolls. Two unspoken rules on shroomery is you don't ask for money, and you don't ask for ratings because people take it personal for some unknown reason. And they troll.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday] 1
#21964584 - 07/19/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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JustForToday said:
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Dark_Star said: I like the part where Chris Griffin rides in on a white horse, sword a-waving.
Pretty soon i'll lift up my shirt and your eyes will behold the sexiest 8 pack the world has ever seen bb boy.
when you start packing a keg, give us a call
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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#21964593 - 07/19/15 11:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: The fucked up thing about this is the loss of financial aid. You can kill someone & still be eligible, but god forbid you get caught with drugs... not only is it a personal choice, but so many people use one substance or another at some point in their lives. Our country is fucking itself with this policy. Shit, even a large percentage of our government, as well as the police have tried illicit drugs at one point or another.
Yes. Depriving people of education has to be one of the most cruel and unusual forms of punishment in the first world. It's a truly disgusting abuse of the humane spirit.
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modern.shaman
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork] 1
#21964627 - 07/19/15 11:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well I just donated $11 dollars to the GoFundMe just to be different. I can tell you what is in the 'comment' to verify its me. I know if you don't deliver I'm out the cash but ehh not gonna kill me to lose that much.
BTW someone should get to work on Fee's cactus beads it has been a long enough wait.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Srirachi]
#21964639 - 07/19/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Srirachi said: Let me just say that you Pubbers are all sick, disgusting fucks for preying on human misery like this.
I truly hope with every fiber of my being that each and every one of you who is hoping to get 'moose and her bf to degrade themselves, finds yourself in the exact same situation someday soon. I hope to get the chance to laugh at you and degrade you while you squirm like a worm on the end of a hook, so that I can offer you five bucks for your last shred of dignity.
You Pubbers are some sick, pathetic fucks, unshroomy as fuck, and I hope you all suffer.

She's retarded for even entertaining the idea. It takes two to tango
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SunnyD
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#21964641 - 07/19/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mr.GuessWork said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I think it's both

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Dark_Star
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday] 6
#21964656 - 07/19/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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So you got your skin tuck finally? How much did that wind up running you...more or less than what you've spent on your Colombian hooker?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
#21964664 - 07/19/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can soil up some boxers for a few weeks if anyone wants to buy them.
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