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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21961885 - 07/18/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm out.

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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles]
    #21961892 - 07/18/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A zucchini or cucumber would be more fun for me....maybe one in her mouth too. lettering on the bottom that says "EAT YOUR VEGGIES". Id pay 10 for that


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Tomandjerry58] * 1
    #21961901 - 07/18/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz]
    #21961904 - 07/18/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you are the sick ones who came up with the idea in the first place.

I realize no one here has money or jobs.  How far is 10.00 really gonna go?  And most likely all of you will back out of that.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 2
    #21961919 - 07/18/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
At this point, after all she's said, I'm only interested in seeing that carrot go the fat side 9 inches up her boyfriend's ass.




OP my offer is 100$ and I want it PM'd in 24 hours. I will place that amount in escrow until you oblige. If he is out though. I'm out.

If you really want me to believe you had no knowledge of the drugs. Then I need to see him act like a man and lube up.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21962202 - 07/18/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: just because if you actually do this, I'll throw in 10 dollars now. If you don't though, I may give 5 dollars later this month when I get my paycheck.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Achillita]
    #21962233 - 07/18/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am not trolling either. 100$ and I want to see the hole. And the Carrot in it. And you (OP) giving a thumbs up in the background.

The money is on the table. He just has to man up and take it. Lets see who flinches first. Me. Or your bitch ass lying boyfriend who (according to you) wrapped LSD in your panties without your knowledge.

So lets get weird. What does he have to lose?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21962267 - 07/18/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I can't believe this got to 15 pages.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21962303 - 07/18/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
100.00 for eating shit carrot.  chase the shit carrot w/hydrogen peroxide and throw up said shit carrot.  Then eat the shit puke carrot again.  Follow with vinegar/baking soda.  That will produce diarrhea that will immediately expel said shit puke carrot from OP's asshole.  Then eat carrot again. 


That's worth atleast 100.00 from everyone.  Yawl are some cheap fucks




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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21962455 - 07/18/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SteveRogers said:
I am not trolling either. 100$ and I want to see the hole. And the Carrot in it. And you (OP) giving a thumbs up in the background.

The money is on the table. He just has to man up and take it. Lets see who flinches first. Me. Or your bitch ass lying boyfriend who (according to you) wrapped LSD in your panties without your knowledge.

So lets get weird. What does he have to lose?



Not much...his butthole is already at jeopardy in prison.Might as well strech it out now so it wont hurt later.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: IISkuNkII]
    #21962548 - 07/18/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

so I've been thinking, and its of my opinion that the OP's story maybe complete bullshit, the entire thing.  Possibly all a gofundme scam to get cash.

1.He's why, she's way to excited to do this carrot thing.  Which doesn't seem like someone looking for a lawyer as much as it does someone looking for crack money

2.She's worried about her face and won't show it.  YET, her boyfriend is on the gofundme apparently....and both their names and mugshots are in the system somewhere (supposedly).  They could just be using a story they found in the paper.....someone elses story.

3. The story was fishy to begin with, that was previously mentioned regarding her knowledge of the drugs.


So when she talks about blacking out her face in these pictures it makes no sense, your story is here, in theory your name is here somewhere on gofundme or newspapers from that day, which links to your mugshot somewhere.  You wouldn't be worried about your face because in theory we already know who u are.

She just seems super eager for a few hundred dollars like thats all she was after.......like a scam they weren't sure was gunna work, then soon as she see's $100  :gonnaneedmyglasses:

but thats not shit, she shouldn't be excited over that, which brings my suspicion to warn you all to be careful and maybe get some more details first


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #21962556 - 07/18/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or maybe she just doesn't want a picture floating around on the internet that can prove beyond any doubt it's her, with a carrot in her ass. :lol:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #21962558 - 07/18/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Scam or not. My offer stands.
Lets see how real they wanna get.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21962563 - 07/18/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Or maybe she just doesn't want a picture floating around on the internet that can prove beyond any doubt it's her, with a carrot in her ass. :lol:




but her name is here linked to the gofundme, her name is already linked to any pictures she sends, if anyone digs the arrest and mugshots up, which i would want it as a fact before sending money for a lawyer

as for the carrot, well your getting something out of that so exchange of goods

anyways i won't say anything more about that topic


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21962567 - 07/18/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Made up story confirmed, gofundme confirmed, carrot in ass to mouth confirmed.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21962571 - 07/18/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Or maybe she just doesn't want a picture floating around on the internet that can prove beyond any doubt it's her, with a carrot in her ass. :lol:




but her name is here linked to the gofundme, her name is already linked to any pictures she sends, if anyone digs the arrest and mugshots up, which i would want it as a fact before sending money for a lawyer

as for the carrot, well your getting something out of that so exchange of goods

anyways i won't say anything more about that topic



And if anyone she knows in real life comes across those pictures she could always just say "that's not me" but if her face is in it...


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21962624 - 07/18/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yeah i mean its reasonable that she doesnt want to put her face in the photo. ill admit its disapointing cos i kind of wanted to have the face in the photo too as an identifier but yeah i can see why she would want to avoid that. imagine if someone she knew saw the image or something


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21962639 - 07/18/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just have her open a https://chaturbate.com/
account and do it on cam.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: joe666] * 1
    #21962647 - 07/18/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i dont want to watch or anything, its more about the trophy photo


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #21962660 - 07/18/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Hey! This thread got insane but here's the deal. You are not that fucked. One dose and a gram of oil and it's your first offense. Even if it's not your 1st you are not going to jail over 6 months.

Get a good lawyer.

It's not that hard to do and I honestly think you're just fucking with everyone.

If you are telling the truth then have your boyfriend and yourself get the same lawyer and he should be able to get your charges dropped if he pleas guilty to everything. In which case he will probably have  to plea to a situation that will not be the best deal he could do. If he agrees to this I still doubt he would be doing much time, worst case scenario.

If you are bending the truth to get more cash out of this Web fundraiser then seriously...

Try to get a guilty without conviction.

You may get kicked out of school but..
You can have your transcripts transferred to another school down the line.

You will not show up on state police computers.

You do not have to admit any of this happened when you apply for jobs.

You can pay a lawyer down the line to get any trace of this removed.

So have faith and remember to be true to yourself and the world will see you to better situations than you could of imagined had everything gone well.

It will be stressful and you will not be the same, but you will be yourself and your life will go on beyond the next 2 years I believe this will impact you.


Also if you get probation and you can't stop doing drugs just take the time. It will be 3 months in jail to 2 years probation. But if you choose jail you will not be able to wipe that from your record.


Edited by wigglewak (07/19/15 12:32 PM)


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