Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Kraken Kratom Shop: Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: < First | < Back | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | Next > | Last >
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 1 month
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21961776 - 07/18/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i dont really want to see or know she ate the carrot at all really. i just want the pic of the carrot and thats it. given that makavelli isn't going to pay the $100 for the eating thing i'd say it's probably best to just bring it back to the carrot photo.


--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 1 month
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21961780 - 07/18/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
because its not a very professional thing to be doing unless you are planning to be a porn star, just a guess.  and a professional, or someone planning to be one, would be worried about such things



no need to be disrespectful now..


--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePLURAL
PLUR
Male

Registered: 01/16/14
Posts: 31,320
Loc: PLUR
Last seen: 2 months, 28 days
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 1
    #21961783 - 07/18/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, that's just gross, honestly.


--------------------
PLUR


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinemakaveli8x8
Stranger
Male User Gallery
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 21,636
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21961784 - 07/18/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

hows that disrespectful?  if you want to hear disrespectful you should hear what i almost wrote


--------------------
We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblemodern.shaman
San Mescalito
I'm a teapot


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/09/12
Posts: 3,224
Loc: Zone 13
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: blackhawk] * 3
    #21961786 - 07/18/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll be down for $10 dollars if it were posted publicly; didn't even consider this was PM only. A private nude pic of some chick doing this can be obtained for free.

Edit: not sure if this is obvious or not but there needs to be a compete body shot with face to prove it is your ass. All these specifications may seem annoying but hell I'm sure people would stick a zucchini in their ass for much less.


--------------------


Edited by modern.shaman (07/18/15 06:35 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 3
    #21961790 - 07/18/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
So here's the list so far:

Solidarity: $30 confirmed
makaveli8x8: $100
Treant: $10
Boomer the Great: $10
danielx: $10 confirmed
SteveRogers: ???
Modern.shaman: ???

I'd like steverogers and modern.shaman to clarify how much and for what actions. So far I am planning on putting carrot in butt and then eating the carrot. Everyone needs to confirm the amount they are willing to give, especially makaveli. I'm still short $40 as well. At the moment I'm planning on PMing the carrot photos to those who have paid.



:rofl2: Christ


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSun King
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 02/15/14
Posts: 4,069
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21961798 - 07/18/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How much are private carrot skype sessions?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAnonamoose
Spongebob Nopants
Female


Registered: 09/25/12
Posts: 807
Loc: Bikini Bottom Flag
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
    #21961804 - 07/18/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

modern.shaman said:
I'll be down for $10 dollars if it were posted publicly; didn't even consider this was PM only. A private nude pic of some chick doing this can be obtained for free.

Edit: not sure if this is obvious or not but there needs to be a compete body shot with face to prove it is your ass. All these specifications may seem annoying but hell I'm sure people would stick a zucchini in their ass for much less.




I can't do face shot. Maybe I can let my red hair fall into the picture. and I'll write anonamoose and the date on my ass.


--------------------

:fishy:  :turtle:  :squid:  :duckie:  :zilla:  :prawn:  :hypnotoad:  :tux:

We live underwater, we love one another.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAnonamoose
Spongebob Nopants
Female


Registered: 09/25/12
Posts: 807
Loc: Bikini Bottom Flag
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21961811 - 07/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

and im going out to see arethra franklin play for free at a jazz fest. see you bozos in a few hours.


--------------------

:fishy:  :turtle:  :squid:  :duckie:  :zilla:  :prawn:  :hypnotoad:  :tux:

We live underwater, we love one another.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 1 month
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 2
    #21961815 - 07/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i dunno man this shit is starting to get real creepy now :uhoh:


--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21961824 - 07/18/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

how are u gonna eat the carrot without face-shot? black out ur face?


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBurke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #21961828 - 07/18/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dosile: This is what you've always dreamed of.  Suck it up & buy the ass carrot pic.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinejoe666
The ReverendToke DBK
 User Gallery

Registered: 09/13/01
Posts: 20,081
Loc: Southern by grace of God Flag
Last seen: 9 months, 26 days
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 2
    #21961830 - 07/18/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonamoose said:
So here's the list so far:

Solidarity: $30 confirmed
makaveli8x8: $100
Treant: $10
Boomer the Great: $10
danielx: $10 confirmed
SteveRogers: ???
Modern.shaman: ???

I'd like steverogers and modern.shaman to clarify how much and for what actions. So far I am planning on putting carrot in butt and then eating the carrot. Everyone needs to confirm the amount they are willing to give, especially makaveli. I'm still short $40 as well. At the moment I'm planning on PMing the carrot photos to those who have paid.




fuck it.

i'm in for 10.




--------------------
"A politician is like a baby's diaper, it should be changed often and for the same reason"-Coy Turner Sr.

"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21961837 - 07/18/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Dosile: This is what you've always dreamed of.  Suck it up & buy the ass carrot pic.




his good conscious is starting to show

get with the program dosile, pssy :sparta:


--------------------
https://discord.gg/NHHd5y2Uyv


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible4HO-DMT
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/11/11
Posts: 5,073
Loc: County Line Road
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21961840 - 07/18/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Annonamoose, I pitched in 25. Good luck.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibledanielx
whatup!
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 6,500
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 4
    #21961860 - 07/18/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

To be fair here, taking the picture of you eating the carrot is useless because no one really knows if you ate the shit carrot or a clean one. Or if you cleaned it after. Only way eating the carrot is feasible is with a video.

Also, is your boyfriend taking the fat end of it train style like requiem for a dream out of the equation now?


--------------------
Long live kratom :kratom:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTomandjerry58
Stranger

Registered: 01/27/03
Posts: 5,212
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21961866 - 07/18/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Holy crap she's already got a 100:congrats:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBurke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] * 2
    #21961869 - 07/18/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

At this point, after all she's said, I'm only interested in seeing that carrot go the fat side 9 inches up her boyfriend's ass.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesprinkles
otd president
Other User Gallery

Registered: 10/13/12
Posts: 21,527
Loc: washington state Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 17 days
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #21961870 - 07/18/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

100.00 for eating shit carrot.  chase the shit carrot w/hydrogen peroxide and throw up said shit carrot.  Then eat the shit puke carrot again.  Follow with vinegar/baking soda.  That will produce diarrhea that will immediately expel said shit puke carrot from OP's asshole.  Then eat carrot again. 


That's worth atleast 100.00 from everyone.  Yawl are some cheap fucks


--------------------
welcome to my world http://www.shroomery.org/forums/postlist.php/Board/326


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles]
    #21961881 - 07/18/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

this is sad

can we at least get this thread moved to otd where it is more suitable for this type of behavior?


--------------------
https://discord.gg/NHHd5y2Uyv


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < First | < Back | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | Next > | Last >

Kraken Kratom Shop: Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Boomtown Cepheus 1,052 18 08/20/15 05:58 PM
by Cepheus
* Boomtown Festival (Uk) Trypto-Fan 370 16 07/28/16 04:08 PM
by Sketch Turner
* Your First Love
( 1 2 3 4 all )
CherryBomM 13,154 79 06/05/03 12:40 AM
by lucid
* *hit zombie with a stick* boO 1,837 15 10/23/04 06:58 PM
by Hambo
* it's not who you love kaiowas 709 11 09/12/04 07:59 PM
by IAmTheWalrus212
* Noobie Love
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
40oz 6,182 81 11/08/04 10:09 AM
by Ripple
* I Want to Fall in Love
( 1 2 3 all )
ivi 5,116 40 10/13/04 12:15 AM
by GnuBobo
* Love is the answer puscle 1,277 7 03/18/03 09:30 AM
by Dr. Slavic

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
32,516 topic views. 10 members, 88 guests and 60 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.038 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 15 queries.