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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21961776 - 07/18/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i dont really want to see or know she ate the carrot at all really. i just want the pic of the carrot and thats it. given that makavelli isn't going to pay the $100 for the eating thing i'd say it's probably best to just bring it back to the carrot photo.
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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21961780 - 07/18/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: because its not a very professional thing to be doing unless you are planning to be a porn star, just a guess. and a professional, or someone planning to be one, would be worried about such things
no need to be disrespectful now..
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] 1
#21961783 - 07/18/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, that's just gross, honestly.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
#21961784 - 07/18/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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hows that disrespectful? if you want to hear disrespectful you should hear what i almost wrote
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: blackhawk] 3
#21961786 - 07/18/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll be down for $10 dollars if it were posted publicly; didn't even consider this was PM only. A private nude pic of some chick doing this can be obtained for free.
Edit: not sure if this is obvious or not but there needs to be a compete body shot with face to prove it is your ass. All these specifications may seem annoying but hell I'm sure people would stick a zucchini in their ass for much less.
Edited by modern.shaman (07/18/15 06:35 PM)
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Sheekle
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 3
#21961790 - 07/18/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonamoose said: So here's the list so far:
Solidarity: $30 confirmed makaveli8x8: $100 Treant: $10 Boomer the Great: $10 danielx: $10 confirmed SteveRogers: ??? Modern.shaman: ???
I'd like steverogers and modern.shaman to clarify how much and for what actions. So far I am planning on putting carrot in butt and then eating the carrot. Everyone needs to confirm the amount they are willing to give, especially makaveli. I'm still short $40 as well. At the moment I'm planning on PMing the carrot photos to those who have paid.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21961798 - 07/18/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How much are private carrot skype sessions?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: modern.shaman]
#21961804 - 07/18/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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modern.shaman said: I'll be down for $10 dollars if it were posted publicly; didn't even consider this was PM only. A private nude pic of some chick doing this can be obtained for free.
Edit: not sure if this is obvious or not but there needs to be a compete body shot with face to prove it is your ass. All these specifications may seem annoying but hell I'm sure people would stick a zucchini in their ass for much less.
I can't do face shot. Maybe I can let my red hair fall into the picture. and I'll write anonamoose and the date on my ass.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21961811 - 07/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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and im going out to see arethra franklin play for free at a jazz fest. see you bozos in a few hours.
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Soulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 2
#21961815 - 07/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i dunno man this shit is starting to get real creepy now
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Sheekle
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
#21961824 - 07/18/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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how are u gonna eat the carrot without face-shot? black out ur face?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle] 8
#21961828 - 07/18/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dosile: This is what you've always dreamed of. Suck it up & buy the ass carrot pic.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 2
#21961830 - 07/18/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonamoose said: So here's the list so far:
Solidarity: $30 confirmed makaveli8x8: $100 Treant: $10 Boomer the Great: $10 danielx: $10 confirmed SteveRogers: ??? Modern.shaman: ???
I'd like steverogers and modern.shaman to clarify how much and for what actions. So far I am planning on putting carrot in butt and then eating the carrot. Everyone needs to confirm the amount they are willing to give, especially makaveli. I'm still short $40 as well. At the moment I'm planning on PMing the carrot photos to those who have paid.
fuck it.
i'm in for 10.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Burke Dennings]
#21961837 - 07/18/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Dosile: This is what you've always dreamed of. Suck it up & buy the ass carrot pic.
his good conscious is starting to show
get with the program dosile, pssy
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21961840 - 07/18/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Annonamoose, I pitched in 25. Good luck.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 4
#21961860 - 07/18/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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To be fair here, taking the picture of you eating the carrot is useless because no one really knows if you ate the shit carrot or a clean one. Or if you cleaned it after. Only way eating the carrot is feasible is with a video.
Also, is your boyfriend taking the fat end of it train style like requiem for a dream out of the equation now?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#21961866 - 07/18/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy crap she's already got a 100
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] 2
#21961869 - 07/18/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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At this point, after all she's said, I'm only interested in seeing that carrot go the fat side 9 inches up her boyfriend's ass.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#21961870 - 07/18/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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100.00 for eating shit carrot. chase the shit carrot w/hydrogen peroxide and throw up said shit carrot. Then eat the shit puke carrot again. Follow with vinegar/baking soda. That will produce diarrhea that will immediately expel said shit puke carrot from OP's asshole. Then eat carrot again.
That's worth atleast 100.00 from everyone. Yawl are some cheap fucks
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles]
#21961881 - 07/18/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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this is sad
can we at least get this thread moved to otd where it is more suitable for this type of behavior?
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