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OfflineSoulidarity
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: JustForToday]
    #21961554 - 07/18/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonamoose said:
So between Solidarity, makaveli8x8, and Treant I'm up to $140 on this carrot thing.... anyone else wanna sweeten the pot? I'm starting to consider it.

Annd Sprinkles my uncle works for US Fish and Wildlife he is actually Pacific region coordinator and he was gonna help me get a job when I graduate.




Keep in mind there's multiple requirements here. Most just put in for the carrot pic which is around 60-70$. Makaveli put 100 further if you also eat the same carrot afterwards. And I've seen some talk of a different carrot pic going ass to ass with your boyfriend taking the stump.

Now I can genuinely guarantee my $20, I can't speak for the others and that is a risk you will need to assess for yourself. I would confirm makavelis $100 to eat the carrot if I was you


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21961566 - 07/18/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

idk whats worse

op lying about her story

or peeps trying to degrade op while she;s desperate for money..

maybe the latter?..


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21961574 - 07/18/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you need 5000.00 to retain a decent lawyer.  To hell with 10-40.00 for eating a shit carrot. 

Like I said, you are asking the wrong people for money.  You need to go to a church.  No one here has money, we are drug addicts.  Like I said though, I will donate 40.00 directly to your lawyer, which is what you should be asking people to do.  Not put it in some fund and expect people to just take your word and trust you arent going to go spend it on god knows what.


Im going to go start a "Fund Sprinkles Death" page.  Donate money and send me on a nice vacation, then I'll kill myself.  I just want to go some place nice first.  You wont have to take my word on it cause i'll post the video.  :crymeariver:  Im sick of working and now my hand is beyond fucked and will never be the same.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21961578 - 07/18/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Anon, why not start a webcam thingy and get your boyfriend to pork you on webcam while everyone pays for the delight?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21961587 - 07/18/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

eat the carrot, puke the carrot.  eat carrot again, shit out carrot.  eat carrot again.  100.00


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
    #21961594 - 07/18/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
Quote:

Anonamoose said:
So between Solidarity, makaveli8x8, and Treant I'm up to $140 on this carrot thing.... anyone else wanna sweeten the pot? I'm starting to consider it.

Annd Sprinkles my uncle works for US Fish and Wildlife he is actually Pacific region coordinator and he was gonna help me get a job when I graduate.




Keep in mind there's multiple requirements here. Most just put in for the carrot pic which is around 60-70$. Makaveli put 100 further if you also eat the same carrot afterwards. And I've seen some talk of a different carrot pic going ass to ass with your boyfriend taking the stump.

Now I can genuinely guarantee my $20, I can't speak for the others and that is a risk you will need to assess for yourself. I would confirm makavelis $100 to eat the carrot if I was you





Let me elaborate on my offer. I got $10 on the carrot up your ass, or $20 if your boyfriend takes the fat end with you. I don't know about all these other junkies, but my cash is good.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles]
    #21961597 - 07/18/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

centipede that shit


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: zZZz]
    #21961602 - 07/18/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Moose can your relative get me a job?  I want to work outside.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21961614 - 07/18/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I work in produce, guise, this is sick!!



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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21961627 - 07/18/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This isn't about trying to degrade her. being asked for money makes me feel uncomfortable. It's something I don't want to do. So, by asking this person to also do something that makes them feel uncomfortable and do something they don't want to do it balances out a bit. Plus it will make me laugh a lot as a long standing entry on my internet bucket list so I'm happy to pay the money. And moose seems relatively receptive to the idea so everybody wins


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21961660 - 07/18/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
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makaveli8x8 said:
how is she supposed to take a decent photo and hold a carrot at the same time



People take all kinds of selfies. I'm sure there's a way with mirrors or having someone else take the photo

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id pay $100 if he ate the carrot



Well yeah dude if people start pooling funds for the carrot thing they might actually do it. I'll up to $30 if they post the photo and can prove they ate the carrot too




You actually said you'd up it to $30 if I eat the carrot too


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21961666 - 07/18/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So do the pictures get posted up here or do they just get PM'd to whoever ponies up the cash?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 2
    #21961674 - 07/18/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

okay, well, yes i'll put the extra 10 if you eat it too. that just goes to show what im saying about how you need to confirm these things.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity]
    #21961720 - 07/18/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So here's the list so far:

Solidarity: $30 confirmed
makaveli8x8: $100
Treant: $10
Boomer the Great: $10
danielx: $10 confirmed
SteveRogers: ???
Modern.shaman: ???

I'd like steverogers and modern.shaman to clarify how much and for what actions. So far I am planning on putting carrot in butt and then eating the carrot. Everyone needs to confirm the amount they are willing to give, especially makaveli. I'm still short $40 as well. At the moment I'm planning on PMing the carrot photos to those who have paid.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 3
    #21961723 - 07/18/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

how much for a masturbation video?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 5
    #21961734 - 07/18/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

before this goes to far, i have to admit i was bluffing, i didn't think someone trying to start a real career would ever consider eating a shit carrot plus there's way to much porn on the internet for me to pay for it :lol:

anyways i think this makes her a bit less believable.  I really didn't think she would take the bait, or carrot


Judge: So is it true you paid for your lawyer by sticking a carrot up your ass and eating it?

OP: No sir, my boyfriend did it


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 1
    #21961750 - 07/18/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

as a further stipulation from my end, the photo needs to be posted publicly in OTD by yourself for me to pay the $30


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Soulidarity] * 2
    #21961755 - 07/18/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

for those actually considering paying, don't accept photo's, u want a video, or she will just swap the carrot........u want a video clearly showing the carrot going in the butt, getting pulled out, and eaten, with no editing done

thats how 2 girls 1 cup got pulled off, and that was a total let down


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21961756 - 07/18/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How does eating a carrot that was in my butt prevent me from having a good career? You think being a professional prevents you from being into kinky stuff?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21961769 - 07/18/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

because its not a very professional thing to be doing unless you are planning to be a porn star, just a guess.  and a professional, or someone planning to be one, would be worried about such things


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