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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Ran-D]
#21960939 - 07/18/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: OP wants $8gs, and all you guys are asking for are pictures of a carrot in the butt? 
Please OP, do not put a carrot in your butt. It's not worth it. If anything your man should be the one putting carrots up his ass since he's the one who got you in this mess right?
Read the thread. He gets the fat side of the carrot.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 3
#21960952 - 07/18/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I get to pick the carrot.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
#21960973 - 07/18/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The roughage at the top remains on. So do the bumps. For her his pleasure.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip] 4
#21960978 - 07/18/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What about this one?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Shroomslip]
#21961012 - 07/18/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I get to pick the carrot.

What the fuck? That's a record setting carrot man..
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
#21961018 - 07/18/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: OP wants $8gs, and all you guys are asking for are pictures of a carrot in the butt? 
shes down with it what do you care?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx]
#21961023 - 07/18/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think he's saying for 8 gs we could get way more for our money
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx]
#21961026 - 07/18/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't. I just figured people would be asking for more than that. Shit, I'll stick a carrot in my ass for $8,000. Pony up.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx] 2
#21961030 - 07/18/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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so what happens to the bf?..
sorry to hear op,
but i cant help and ask myself,
do innocent people stick carrots up there ass for money?..
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
#21961032 - 07/18/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: I don't. I just figured people would be asking for more than that. Shit, I'll stick a carrot in my ass for $8,000. Pony up.
There are dudes doing that online as we speak. For free. It's the human element of this scenario that's kinky to me. The carrot is really just a metaphor for life and the hard lessons it teaches.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
#21961101 - 07/18/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would remove all stupid comments from the internet before someone, like your Judge, sees them. That advice is worth at least $100 and a carrot pic.
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I meant no harm in possessing these substances. In fact they are only meant to promote life and longevity!
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I feel like I was attacked and robbed and now im facing many years in jail for being a good person.
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We are also enrolling in a drug rehab program just to prove to these jerks that we are not drug addicts...
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sun King]
#21961126 - 07/18/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sun King said: I would remove all stupid comments from the internet before someone, like your Judge, sees them. That advice is worth at least $100 and a carrot pic.
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I meant no harm in possessing these substances. In fact they are only meant to promote life and longevity!
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I feel like I was attacked and robbed and now im facing many years in jail for being a good person.
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We are also enrolling in a drug rehab program just to prove to these jerks that we are not drug addicts...
I think it's the BF posting that, but you're still right. Self incrimination isn't worth the money to pay the lawyer to tell you guys this was a bad idea. I hope it's the BF's first offense, but I suspect this will not end happily for him.
EDIT: I'm confused about how enrolling in rehab shows that you're not addicts. That show that you are addicts that you want to stop. Also, in the future you should avoid giving the police any information at all. It can't help you in court because it's hearsay, but it can incriminate you. Even if you're nervous about somebody taking the blame for you, blabbing will only make it worse. It will not help anybody.
Edited by Mr.GuessWork (07/18/15 03:53 PM)
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#21961152 - 07/18/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think it's the GF posting. But you're probably wrong self incrimination is worth the money you pay a lawyer to tell you ladies this was a good idea. I hope it's the GF's last offense, but I suspect this will end up somewhat mediocre for her..
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Amanita86] 2
#21961156 - 07/18/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Can you repost that in english?
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sun King]
#21961160 - 07/18/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I no speaka english..
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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Amanita86]
#21961165 - 07/18/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: I think it's the GF posting. But you're probably wrong self incrimination is worth the money you pay a lawyer to tell you ladies this was a good idea. I hope it's the GF's last offense, but I suspect this will end up somewhat mediocre for her..
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork] 1
#21961175 - 07/18/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol if this Is an elaborate scam.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] 2
#21961187 - 07/18/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I read through this thread... And while your situation is pretty bad i too think that the whole "Those drugs weren't mine" shpeal you are telling is a load of BS, you knew the drugs were there. you were going to or coming back from a festival with your boyfriend right?
Anyway, it's pretty shitty that this happened to you if it's a true story. Good luck
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: 404]
#21961215 - 07/18/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The arrest records are on the interwebs, It looks like a true story.
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sun King]
#21961226 - 07/18/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Still don't buy that she didn't know the drugs weren't there.
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