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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] * 6
    #21960414 - 07/18/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

hahahahah only on the shroomery will a thread turn into OP putting a carrot in her butt  and posting a pic to help get a lawyer


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21960438 - 07/18/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's a pretty lucrative deal, for all involved.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] * 5
    #21960468 - 07/18/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If I'm going in on this carrot bit, I'm gonna need it to be a whole series of pix, some showing faces, and culminating with moose & her "good person" boyfriend going ass to ass with the carrot.  Him taking the fat end.  This cannot fall solely on anonamoose.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21960492 - 07/18/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, this could get interesting.

So far my favorite ass to ass scene is Marion Silver(Jennifer Connelly)'s in RfaD, this may be changing soon though...


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InvisibleSteveRogers
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL]
    #21960506 - 07/18/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"Ass to Ass"
One of the better movie lines in recent history.
Burke I couldn't have said it better. I want a playboy style spread culminating in a triptych layout with the boyfriend.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: SteveRogers] * 1
    #21960513 - 07/18/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'll pledge $20 if she posts a vid of it, that of course I will be turning into a gif and spamming the boards with.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] * 6
    #21960538 - 07/18/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just saying, if I screwed teh spots over this hard, and this was the only way out, that carrot is going in my ass.  Nothing short of god himself is keeping that carrot out of my ass. 

Let's see how much of a "good person" New Fee is.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21960540 - 07/18/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Now, I don't condone anyone getting in legal trouble for drugs. And I acknowledge this situation sucks, but...

Quote:

I feel like I was attacked and robbed and now im facing many years in jail for being a good person.




I gotta admit, this made me laugh a little bit. :lol:


It really sucks that your bf potentially put your future in jeopardy by putting LSD in your undies, not cool.


Edited by Ran-D (07/18/15 01:07 PM)


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21960555 - 07/18/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

New Fee




:dielaughing: :rofl: :lol: :rofl2: :lmao:


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL] * 2
    #21960566 - 07/18/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP should change the title to "Help me pay for a lawyer, and I will love carrot long time"


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Edited by Sheekle (07/18/15 01:21 PM)


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Sheekle]
    #21960580 - 07/18/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Help me pay for a layer"




She is going to need to purchase a layer of vaseline and some produce before I pay her shit for her lawyer.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL]
    #21960685 - 07/18/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Treant said:
I'll pledge $20 if she posts a vid of it, that of course I will be turning into a gif and spamming the boards with.




Treant you are already in for $10. I'm ok with foregoing an extra $10 and not posting a video.

So come on whos gonna step up and pledge the next $40 and make all this carrot shenanigans into a reality?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose]
    #21960698 - 07/18/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You go about it the right way, Burke and I will make your day sweetheart.
Just remember. Boyfriend gets the fat end.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: PLURAL]
    #21960718 - 07/18/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Treant said:
Quote:

New Fee




:dielaughing: :rofl: :lol: :rofl2: :lmao:




Also my bf is clearly not new fee or else we'd be making some peyote anal beads....


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Anonamoose] * 2
    #21960884 - 07/18/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I got $10 on the carrot pics.

On a more serious note, its pretty hard to believe you didn't know your man had the L and weed in the car when your shroomery profile has your name as " Ellis Dizzle" and your hobbies are "tripping balls, and smoking weed"


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: danielx]
    #21960890 - 07/18/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's funny because this is exactly what everybody was claiming MommaSmurf was trying to do, and it's actually going well. I'm going to go find MommaSmurf and give her a hug.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21960921 - 07/18/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP wants $8gs, and all you guys are asking for are pictures of a carrot in the butt?  :thumbdown:


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21960925 - 07/18/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

People can't afford anything else. Times are hard.


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21960932 - 07/18/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
OP wants $8gs, and all you guys are asking for are pictures of a carrot in the butt?  :thumbdown:




Please OP, do not put a carrot in your butt. It's not worth it. If anything your man should be the one putting carrots up his ass since he's the one who got you in this mess right?


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Re: Help me pay for a lawyer and I will love you long time [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #21960935 - 07/18/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's the Pub mang....we are already on thin ice with this shit.

Sure she could spice it up if she had some creativity and an entrepreneurial spirit. Maybe an amputee could get involved? Maybe something with animals eating carrots from select areas of the body? But common, what are we perverts?

Lets just help Dorothy get back to Kansas without scarring her for life by learning what the real world is like.


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