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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954399 - 07/16/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it worked for me multiple times you just have to use the right dosage for your body type


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moehd]
    #21954401 - 07/16/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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it worked for me multiple times you just have to use the right dosage for your body type




Glad it worked for you. That is by no means a way to reliably pass a drug test. Nothing is except not doing drugs. Do not give advice like that.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21954420 - 07/17/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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will do. is it noticeable and strong?




It is for sure it will feel exactly like a pure sativa without the anxiety but tolerance builds fast and it won't feel nearly as awesome after 3-4 days if you take it daily


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954429 - 07/17/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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moehd said:
it worked for me multiple times you just have to use the right dosage for your body type




That is by no means a way to reliably pass a drug test. Nothing is except not doing drugs. Do not give advice like that.




your absolutely right however there is science behind why niacin works to flush thc out of ur system

it works and is repeatable


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moehd]
    #21954434 - 07/17/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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moehd said:
it worked for me multiple times you just have to use the right dosage for your body type




That is by no means a way to reliably pass a drug test. Nothing is except not doing drugs. Do not give advice like that.




your absolutely right however there is science behind why niacin works to flush thc out of ur system

it works and is repeatable





Ok. Site a source please.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954440 - 07/17/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"So how can niacin be a booster rocket for detoxing? Niacin ruptures the fat cells that store toxins, thus releasing those stored toxins to be eliminated. This is called lipolysis. The niacin proposed is not buffered niacinamide, which doesn't make your face and neck flush and tingle intensely. Use the niacin that makes you blush.

This protocol was developed primarily to help drug addicts detox drug toxins stored in fats. The idea was to get rid of all the drug residue that would haunt them with cravings after kicking their habit. It worked very well. So Dr. Yu thought it would be wise for non-addicts to use this method for "normal detoxification"."

http://www.naturalnews.com/033168_niacin_detoxification.html


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moehd]
    #21954443 - 07/17/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

no one is going to flat out say it detoxes thc out of fat cells but its clear as day what toxins get flushed out of fat cells


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moehd]
    #21954450 - 07/17/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Let's not hijack this thread.

He seems like he is on the right track.

The Niacin isn't going to do any harm.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moehd]
    #21954464 - 07/17/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i think you should defiantly not smoke while your on probation its just weed its not worth the risk how ever if u fuck up for any reason go to niacin right away i just wanna give u tools

and also why not start shrooming u dont have to worry about drug tests with fungi


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Re: Cant smoke anymore. Any good legal cannabinoids? [Re: Quit The Cult] * 1
    #21954738 - 07/17/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Mr. Nice Guy blends back in the day.







Seriously though, just fuck it man.  You can't smoke, so what.  Use this time to let your body clean itself of all the funk built up in your body from smoking, and focus on what you have to do to successfully complete your probation.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954908 - 07/17/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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this is so variable based on individual physiology it is truly impossible to tell. Sounds like you know what you need to do. Cease usage of Cannabis. Increase exercise. Increase caloric intake. Increase water intake. Hope for the best.....there is no miracle of science that will save you. Other than substitution, which is better achieved with real urine anyway.



Synthetic urine you mean?

I don't want to attach someone's pee to my leg due to temperature control. But if it comes down to it I guess I'll have to.

This is the closest I've been to my dream job and I know I can do it, there's just this one small aspect lol.




No. I mean REAL urine. Fake urine has been discovered by more sophisticated tests. I would not bet my job on it.



Right, but how am I going to keep the real urine at the right temperature is the main concern?


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954921 - 07/17/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Put it in a condom, tape or tie it to your inner thigh.. if you must try and swindle the system.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954925 - 07/17/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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My friend who is about my size was clean in 8 days for his test...  Courts know i smoked 4 days ago and i have the test in 2 weeks. So i think if i fail the first one it wont be the worst thing. But failing any after that would be terrible.




Have you ever been to jail?

They WILL supervise your piss test. If you use the prosthetic penis you will catch an additional charge as defrauding that test is a felony. ]
Secondly, I have had a NUMBER of friends use every detox method in the book. From Niacin to chugging Crannberry juice, to Detox drinks, ect. Guess what? They are in jail for violating their probation.

What is actually more important than going to jail is having a felony on your record. I do not know what charge you are facing, but if part of your plea bargain was to pass drug tests and do probation successfully...you are going to SERIOUSLY regret smoking if you ever want to vote again or own a firearm.

I probably smoke as much or more than you so I understand what quitting means. I have also been to jail as much or more than you and know what that means as well. STOP SMOKING.





Beyond just not owning a firearm or voting, but having to tell employers you are a felon.  Kiss a good job goodbye for the rest of your life.

Basic background checks will easily find that shit, and copmanies run those like a motherfucker now.

Dont be a dumd kid OP, act like an adult and just quit being a damn stoner for 18 months, it aint that hard and it aint that bad.  Find a new hobby to get into and enjoy your newly reawakened self when the stoner haze wears off.  The ecig idea is a great one as well if you really need that habitual smoke thing.  I use an ecig and I used it to quit a 18 year cig habit that I've never been able to quit before every other way. 

But dude, act like an adult and grrrrooooowwwww up, you only have to for 18 months anyway then you can go right back to being a goof stoner.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954934 - 07/17/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I'm doing HELLA research and it seems that water won't help, exercise may, but I almost have no choice but to go the dilution route. I have a test I have to take and by then I will be roughly 24-26 days clean depending on their availability.

I weigh 144, fast metabolism, have about 11 days left. I've read working out may help long as I dont do it for a few days leading up to the test.

Rather than make a thread I figured to ask you. I used to smoke daily, high quality flowers, for a while on and off (not every single day but mostly).

Roughly .3-.8 grams each day. Already like 13 days clean at the moment. I've read about cranberry juice working, and how that has no way to work. Water as well. Just for shits and gigs I'm taking a joint 500 mg niacin/100 mg inositol capsule up to 2 times a day for now until I do more research.

I know of dilution. It's a school preliminary drug test which will be done at an external facility. If I go the dilution route (b vitamin, eat red meat a lot the days leading up to it to increase creatine levels, and drink water the day of so I'm pissing often) and they say it's TOO diluted, I probably won't make the deadline. Rather than risk going a few days too soon I'm not sure what my options are. Yes, I will be buying a drug test to take 6 days before and 2-3 days before as well.

Any help is MUCH appreciated..

I've done research. It's all wishy-washy. Water should not help in theory as the thc metabolite (product AFTER thc has been absorbed, not actually THC) is fat-soluble like THC.

DO I have ANY chance to pass? If not, is it best I don't pee? I risk losing ALL financial aid if I fail, not to mention probably never being able to go to this school. I did my best to quit in time (originally wanted to go for another career choice and that program didn't start until 2016. Found out about this literally with days to get my transcripts/take the test to get in and pass/submit FAFSA/now I have to meet, i bought myself 2 weeks but july 29 is the last day and due to the possibility of needing a retest, I may have to go like 26th.

PLEASE help if possible, this is the only thing I ever wanted to really do as it's a faster program for a bachelors in about 2.5 years. I suppose I can say "hey thanks for the acceptance but I'll wait til January" but I would rather not you know?

I don't want to try synthetic urine at a hospital facility.




Dude, you should be fine. You probably don't even need to try any tricks. I posted a link on the first page, but here it is again:

https://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

The rule is 7-21 days for a daily smoker, and less for people who smoke less. You're in the clear, especially if you're hydrated and it's not your first pee of the day. Also, I think the detection levels of those at home tests are lower than the lab ones (I haven't looked in a while so I could be wrong), so don't rely on them to determine if you'll pass. But if you fail the at-home test, then you'll probably fail the real one.


And what kind of school drug tests? Fucking Nazis.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21955027 - 07/17/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

CannaBInudes would be an awesome porno


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #21955063 - 07/17/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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"So how can niacin be a booster rocket for detoxing? Niacin ruptures the fat cells that store toxins, thus releasing those stored toxins to be eliminated. This is called lipolysis. The niacin proposed is not buffered niacinamide, which doesn't make your face and neck flush and tingle intensely. Use the niacin that makes you blush.

This protocol was developed primarily to help drug addicts detox drug toxins stored in fats. The idea was to get rid of all the drug residue that would haunt them with cravings after kicking their habit. It worked very well. So Dr. Yu thought it would be wise for non-addicts to use this method for "normal detoxification"."

http://www.naturalnews.com/033168_niacin_detoxification.html




So it works on the same basic principle as snake-oil then?  Just throw in some medical sounding words like "toxins" and a supposed Dr. testimonial, that's all the evidence I need :sadyes:

Around here you can still get "spice" in some convienence stores.  It's sold as herbal blends under names like "Bling Bling Bubble Monkey" without any specific ingredients listed, but it is some cannibinoid supposedly.  Alot of people also have mental breakdowns smoking spice.

If you're fucking up enough that you're facing legal trouble due to your drug use, I'd seriously reconsider whether you need to be getting high right now.  Drug prohibition is unfair, but it is what it is and I think it is dumb to try and push your luck because you're convinced you need drugs to enjoy life.  If it is really that bad go to the doctor and get prescribed something.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21955374 - 07/17/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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will do. is it noticeable and strong?




It is for sure it will feel exactly like a pure sativa without the anxiety but tolerance builds fast and it won't feel nearly as awesome after 3-4 days if you take it daily




im interested now... i would rather find it at a store but online should work out i guess.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21955389 - 07/17/15 09:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Around here you can still get "spice" in some convienence stores.  It's sold as herbal blends under names like "Bling Bling Bubble Monkey" without any specific ingredients listed, but it is some cannibinoid supposedly.  Alot of people also have mental breakdowns smoking spice.




Seizures as well in some cases.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3726077/


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: psi]
    #27244457 - 03/09/21 06:12 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

I have a good reason for this necro-post.

I just went through this whole thread and I think nobody answered OP about Certo
Just a bunch of people saying stop smoking.
:kingcrankey:

Here is another thread where a guy smoked weed and used Certo less than a day later and passed:
Sounds like Certo does work... Eh?
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21547819#21547819


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