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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954111 - 07/16/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm doing HELLA research and it seems that water won't help, exercise may, but I almost have no choice but to go the dilution route. I have a test I have to take and by then I will be roughly 24-26 days clean depending on their availability.

I weigh 144, fast metabolism, have about 11 days left. I've read working out may help long as I dont do it for a few days leading up to the test.

Rather than make a thread I figured to ask you. I used to smoke daily, high quality flowers, for a while on and off (not every single day but mostly).

Roughly .3-.8 grams each day. Already like 13 days clean at the moment. I've read about cranberry juice working, and how that has no way to work. Water as well. Just for shits and gigs I'm taking a joint 500 mg niacin/100 mg inositol capsule up to 2 times a day for now until I do more research.

I know of dilution. It's a school preliminary drug test which will be done at an external facility. If I go the dilution route (b vitamin, eat red meat a lot the days leading up to it to increase creatine levels, and drink water the day of so I'm pissing often) and they say it's TOO diluted, I probably won't make the deadline. Rather than risk going a few days too soon I'm not sure what my options are. Yes, I will be buying a drug test to take 6 days before and 2-3 days before as well.

Any help is MUCH appreciated..

I've done research. It's all wishy-washy. Water should not help in theory as the thc metabolite (product AFTER thc has been absorbed, not actually THC) is fat-soluble like THC.

DO I have ANY chance to pass? If not, is it best I don't pee? I risk losing ALL financial aid if I fail, not to mention probably never being able to go to this school. I did my best to quit in time (originally wanted to go for another career choice and that program didn't start until 2016. Found out about this literally with days to get my transcripts/take the test to get in and pass/submit FAFSA/now I have to meet, i bought myself 2 weeks but july 29 is the last day and due to the possibility of needing a retest, I may have to go like 26th.

PLEASE help if possible, this is the only thing I ever wanted to really do as it's a faster program for a bachelors in about 2.5 years. I suppose I can say "hey thanks for the acceptance but I'll wait til January" but I would rather not you know?

I don't want to try synthetic urine at a hospital facility.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954139 - 07/16/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Angel_Above said:
I'm doing HELLA research and it seems that water won't help, exercise may, but I almost have no choice but to go the dilution route. I have a test I have to take and by then I will be roughly 24-26 days clean depending on their availability.

I weigh 144, fast metabolism, have about 11 days left. I've read working out may help long as I dont do it for a few days leading up to the test.

Rather than make a thread I figured to ask you. I used to smoke daily, high quality flowers, for a while on and off (not every single day but mostly).

Roughly .3-.8 grams each day. Already like 13 days clean at the moment. I've read about cranberry juice working, and how that has no way to work. Water as well. Just for shits and gigs I'm taking a joint 500 mg niacin/100 mg inositol capsule up to 2 times a day for now until I do more research.

I know of dilution. It's a school preliminary drug test which will be done at an external facility. If I go the dilution route (b vitamin, eat red meat a lot the days leading up to it to increase creatine levels, and drink water the day of so I'm pissing often) and they say it's TOO diluted, I probably won't make the deadline. Rather than risk going a few days too soon I'm not sure what my options are. Yes, I will be buying a drug test to take 6 days before and 2-3 days before as well.

Any help is MUCH appreciated..

I've done research. It's all wishy-washy. Water should not help in theory as the thc metabolite (product AFTER thc has been absorbed, not actually THC) is fat-soluble like THC.

DO I have ANY chance to pass? If not, is it best I don't pee? I risk losing ALL financial aid if I fail, not to mention probably never being able to go to this school. I did my best to quit in time (originally wanted to go for another career choice and that program didn't start until 2016. Found out about this literally with days to get my transcripts/take the test to get in and pass/submit FAFSA/now I have to meet, i bought myself 2 weeks but july 29 is the last day and due to the possibility of needing a retest, I may have to go like 26th.

PLEASE help if possible, this is the only thing I ever wanted to really do as it's a faster program for a bachelors in about 2.5 years. I suppose I can say "hey thanks for the acceptance but I'll wait til January" but I would rather not you know?

I don't want to try synthetic urine at a hospital facility.




If it is at all possible. get a continuance on your court date or an extension or whatever you can figure out with you lawyer (I hope you have one.)

You are saying at most you will be 26 days clean?
Minimally 24 days clean?
Exercise as much as you physically can. Eat as much high fat high protein food as you can. Drink as much water (whether it is cranberry juice or gatorade or whatever it is really just water) and continue to take healthy doses of vitamins and minerals. If you are the height and weight you say you are then you may be able to legitimately pass this if the time frames in your post above are indeed correct.

*Edit after re reading your post you state two different time frames. When do you in fact have to test? Substitution for a school test (not a probation or court) may be a better route if you only have 12 days.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954253 - 07/16/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

get some plain salvia leaf for the time being OP.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21954257 - 07/16/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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get some plain salvia leaf for the time being OP.




What do you feel that will do for him? Salvinorin A and the various active constituents of Cannabis are very very different.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954261 - 07/16/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh i meant 12 days from today, already 13 days clean. I can push about 15 days from now to be about 26 days clean max, but if I fail a test a day or two before that I have to try the dilution method of b vitamin, lots of red meat to increase creatine, and then lots of water beforehand so I pee once every 20 minutes or so.

The place is only about 14 minutes from my house most likely.

Done in a hospital. The problem is this is already pushing it back, by july 29 I will be 26 days clean. That's the last day and if they say I have to retest I risk not getting into the school, that's the deadline.

But also, if I FAIL I lose my FAFsa/private loans for a full calendar year from what I've read.

Some online calcluator based on my 144 weight, fast metabolism, smoking regularly roughly .5 grams of high quality a day, 5'7'' said by day 45 I will pass 90 percent of tests?

I told them "I'll be on vacation for two weeks" when they said I had one of the highest scores they've had for a while. Thats when I got the letter in the mail about the deadline.

Plus if I fail I'm pretty sure the school will log that and may never let me get in (for a medical professional type school)


Edited by Angel_Above (07/16/15 11:16 PM)


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954271 - 07/16/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The trip is short lived and intense and salvia has properties to treat drug addiction.
That or Kratom. just remember, Moderation.
I think salvia would not be bad as a substitute dor cannabis IMO.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954275 - 07/16/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

this is so variable based on individual physiology it is truly impossible to tell. Sounds like you know what you need to do. Cease usage of Cannabis. Increase exercise. Increase caloric intake. Increase water intake. Hope for the best.....there is no miracle of science that will save you. Other than substitution, which is better achieved with real urine anyway.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954282 - 07/16/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I recommend kava over kratom any day. Kava feels very close to THC, I guess mainly because the main psychoactive in kava is a cannabinoid

If you take a good dose of kava, you will feel like you smoked the best sativa ever. Not much of a body high, but there is a VERY intense sativa head high that comes with no anxiety.

I don't think it would show up on a THC test even though it has cannabinoids in it, but I may be mistaken. Kava is however legal even to ingest for recreation (for example kava bars) so if it did you could use that as your reason.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21954289 - 07/16/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Could you explain to me what Kava is?


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954293 - 07/16/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SteveRogers said:
this is so variable based on individual physiology it is truly impossible to tell. Sounds like you know what you need to do. Cease usage of Cannabis. Increase exercise. Increase caloric intake. Increase water intake. Hope for the best.....there is no miracle of science that will save you. Other than substitution, which is better achieved with real urine anyway.



Synthetic urine you mean?

I don't want to attach someone's pee to my leg due to temperature control. But if it comes down to it I guess I'll have to.

This is the closest I've been to my dream job and I know I can do it, there's just this one small aspect lol.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954299 - 07/16/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Angel_Above said:
Quote:

SteveRogers said:
this is so variable based on individual physiology it is truly impossible to tell. Sounds like you know what you need to do. Cease usage of Cannabis. Increase exercise. Increase caloric intake. Increase water intake. Hope for the best.....there is no miracle of science that will save you. Other than substitution, which is better achieved with real urine anyway.



Synthetic urine you mean?

I don't want to attach someone's pee to my leg due to temperature control. But if it comes down to it I guess I'll have to.

This is the closest I've been to my dream job and I know I can do it, there's just this one small aspect lol.




No. I mean REAL urine. Fake urine has been discovered by more sophisticated tests. I would not bet my job on it.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21954301 - 07/16/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh shit youre trying to pass a drug test? just get a fake dick that pees for you that is what i hear is best but ive heard cleansers can work but i wouldnt trust hem for a dream job.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21954304 - 07/16/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Oh shit youre trying to pass a drug test? just get a fake dick that pees for you that is what i hear is best but ive heard cleansers can work but i wouldnt trust hem for a dream job.




What thread have you been responding to?


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: SteveRogers]
    #21954308 - 07/16/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

the Op and Subject and some peoples responses had me spun. but im good:thumbup:


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21954331 - 07/16/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Could you explain to me what Kava is?




It is a plant people in the pacific have been consuming for years

You drink it in a tea, or you can put it in capsules for easier use via an extraction

It has a ton of alkaloids in it, but non are dominately psychoactive aside from yangonin, which is the cannabinoid in kava that binds only to the CB1 receptor (which would explain why it is all head high no body high)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yangonin

The other alkaloids in kava are for more relaxing effects, sedation, etc.



It is the closest thing I have found to weed that is safe


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21954335 - 07/16/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is it legal and sold at headshops? i have bought kratom and asked if they had anything else that acutally does something they told me no so i guessed kratom is the only legal high ATM.


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21954355 - 07/16/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It is 100% legal, you can even advertise it's use for recreation in most states

Doubt a head shop would carry it but I would check an herbal/supplement pharmacy or just buy it online


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
    #21954375 - 07/16/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

will do. is it noticeable and strong?


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21954382 - 07/16/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

take niacin two days before u gotta drug test u'll pass


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Re: Probation. Drug test advice. Certo? [Re: moehd]
    #21954396 - 07/16/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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moehd said:
take niacin two days before u gotta drug test u'll pass




That is terrible advice.


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