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☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆
#21952700 - 07/16/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
#21952705 - 07/16/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF] 1
#21952709 - 07/16/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
Everyday. Your Family.. In the bushes outside. Your sister. Her hand.
No.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
#21952715 - 07/16/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How often do you jerk it?
between 3 and 9 times a day, but only twice on major holidays
What do you jerk to?
GILFS
Where do you jerk?
in my media room or the garden
Do you have a jerk buddy?
maybe
Any jerkin' gadgets?
I may or may not have a butt plug
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Niffla]
#21952719 - 07/16/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: What do you jerk to?
GILFS
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF] 1
#21952725 - 07/16/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
Usually 2-5 times a week
gay porn usually or furry drawings, or a actually male body anywhere it is accepted I wish, but I have some distant ones Not a jerkin gadget but a 10$ anal toy, cause im a slut
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I dont use lotion, i jerk it raw
I used to use it until i realized i lasted like 3 minutes when i was banging.
If you want to last longer in bed jerkoff twice a day without any lube
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#21952746 - 07/16/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: Usually 2-5 times a week
gay porn usually or furry drawings, or a actually male body anywhere it is accepted I wish, but I have some distant ones Not a jerkin gadget but a 10$ anal toy, cause im a slut

Jerk it 1-2 a day. Typically before I go to bed, and when I wake up. Generally no porn though, my imagination does me justice. No toys, or rubber vaginas,
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK]
#21952757 - 07/16/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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How is it that DZ isn't jerking off three times a day?
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#21952759 - 07/16/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: How is it that DZ isn't jerking off three times a day?
Cause you boys aint around me
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#21952779 - 07/16/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said:
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koods said: How is it that DZ isn't jerking off three times a day?
Cause you boys aint around me
Look out your window.......
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#21952793 - 07/16/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was wondering the same thing.
That boy needs to release the hounds more frequently.
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x [Re: JvF]
#21952794 - 07/16/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I did, and seriously, it was my dad 
WTF!!!
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#21952805 - 07/16/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: I did, and seriously, it was my dad 
WTF!!!
........exactly
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#21952815 - 07/16/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: I did, and seriously, it was my dad 
WTF!!!
Did you get hard?
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Not even joking one bit 
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#21952829 - 07/16/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I forgot. Bondage/mouth gags, submission, rope art, fetish. Bed, I tried in the shower, i've never succeeded. Dafuk? I want a buttplug tail !
You better not jerk to this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF] 1
#21953108 - 07/16/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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im jerking it right now to this thread
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#21953250 - 07/16/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said:
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AddyZomeD said: I did, and seriously, it was my dad 
WTF!!!
Did you get hard?
No
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#22194393 - 09/05/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am bumping this thread, because it seems relevant to the community as a whole.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK] 4
#22195646 - 09/06/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're relevant to the community as a hole
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
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jfischer218 said: How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
Used to back in 2013-2014 like 1 time a week butever sinceiver started exercising 1-2timesa day  gay porn, barebacking homemade videos usually, or e621 my room, the bathroom, shower, outside I wish i would fuck that boy silly A butt plug yeah
Im a horny guy
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
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jfischer218 said: How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
once every few days.
I jerk to my own thoughts and porn sometimes.
I do not have a jerk buddy
no gadgets.
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Would you like a jerking partner? I hear Koods is avaliable.
He'll probably just end up blowing you anyways.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK]
#22197466 - 09/06/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey guys
Havent been jerking it lately 
Ive been spending almost all the nights with my girlfriend, just having sex instead.
Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK] 1
#22197528 - 09/06/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Would you like a jerking partner? I hear Koods is avaliable.
He'll probably just end up blowing you anyways.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
#22197600 - 09/06/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same 
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In regards to jerkin gadgets: why hasnt anyone attached a fleshlight to a robotic arm attached to an r/c car with voice activation and a tablet mounted to the front for porn? The technology exists, but we need the worlds smartest thinkers to assemble such a device. Thoughts? Opinions?
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK] 1
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TheNatureKid said: Would you like a jerking partner? I hear Koods is avaliable.
He'll probably just end up blowing you anyways.
You know Bill O has one of those mangled dicks with flops of skin hanging off? The only way I would put my mouth on that is if he wanted me to be his Mohel.
I wouldn't touch his dick with NatureKids hand, either.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#22197654 - 09/06/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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once a day easy for me. quick and hard. I just want it over and done with. lol
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Masked]
#22197713 - 09/06/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm about to choke the chicken and figured that would be relevant to post in this thread
Mmm
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Psilosoulful said:
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jfischer218 said: Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same 

Sex is more tiring but before bed thats great! Sex is 100x better
You having bad sex br0?
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
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AddyZomeD said:
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Psilosoulful said:
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jfischer218 said: Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same 

Sex is more tiring but before bed thats great! Sex is 100x better
You having bad sex br0?
It must be bad sex then because jacking off consistently everyday gets boring and less gratifying each time. It's more like a chore that I need to get done quickly, then I'm like, I guess I'll go outside now .
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You're not doing it right man
You gotta torture yourself, bring yourself right to the point of no return then force yourself to stop, wait a minute or two and go at it again, repeat as many times as possible until you can't physically stand it anymore and you blast about half a gallon of hot cum all over your stomach and moan in pure ecstasy
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OhMrJohnson said: blast about half a gallon of hot cum all over your stomach
Or not.
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OhMrJohnson said: You're not doing it right man
You gotta torture yourself, bring yourself right to the point of no return then force yourself to stop, wait a minute or two and go at it again, repeat as many times as possible until you can't physically stand it anymore and you blast about half a gallon of hot cum all over your stomach and moan in pure ecstasy
You should write a masturbation Tek.
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Don't knock it til you try it
It's almost like doing heroin
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Anyone else ever just give up while jerking off? Like i just went at it 20 minutes, no orgasm, and my dick is numb. Fml lol
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I used to jack off on meth for hours and hours and hours straight lol.
After a while you start holding your dick in weird positions and try all these different maneuvers. I ended up getting raw dick many times and it would be in pain and swell to like triple the size in girth.
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Dude jacking off on meth is the fucking best
I'd start at like 11pm and just whack whack whack until daybreak with total euphoric pleasure coursing through my nervous system the entire time
That is not healthy behavior though
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
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OhMrJohnson said: Dude jacking off on meth is the fucking best
I'd start at like 11pm and just whack whack whack until daybreak with total euphoric pleasure coursing through my nervous system the entire time
I used to do massive shots, sometimes up to a quarter gram and get my favorite porn going. There were a couple times at the peak of the rush where cum would literally start flowing out of my dick and I wasn't even fapping just thinking about the pussy set me over the edge.
When you are watching porn on meth you have to watch more hardcore shit each time and start getting into really weird things. It also always seems to be the goal to find that perfect video and when you do find it is is intense. And when you do finally cum the amount that comes out is insane lol.
I miss that part of meth soooooooooooo much but I got priorities now.
But ya man you can easily fap on that shit for twelve hours and when you finally realize half a day has gone by you are dehydrated as fuck and pale and haven't eaten a single thing for days. I just wish when I used I actually had more opportunities to fuck on it.
I only ever fucked on meth one time and it was a gay experience but holy fuck that was amazing too. Would have been nice to hook up with a girl tweaking but I always found meth moved my sexuality from mostly straight to much more bisexual and open to do anything.
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Yeah meth turns me into a slut that's why I quit using it
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hahaha u guys turn gay from meth lol
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
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I'm kinda bi naturally but not really because I don't find most males attractive at all but a big dose of meth just makes me so damn horny I would fuck anyone
Like I said, not a good thing
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how many guys did u trash ur pp on when u were on meth
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
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Sex is otherworldly on meth, period.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
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I just thought about it in my bedroom
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OhMrJohnson
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Now that I think about it I literally haven't had sex in almost 2 and a half years, that might be a record here on the Shroomery
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Sheekle
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oh wat u stopped doin meth just cuz u had gay fantasies who cares about that
meth sux tho its trash, good thing u stopped doin it
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: 0
I just thought about it in my bedroom

Then you are definitely missing out.
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OhMrJohnson said: Now that I think about it I literally haven't had sex in almost 2 and a half years, that might be a record here on the Shroomery
Unless you are one of the numerous virgins here. *cough cough* Sheekle *cough cough*
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK]
#22200223 - 09/07/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh I used to have the most amazing sex with this gorgeous redhead
But that wasn't just about the sex, at the time I was madly in love with her, sex without love is meaningless to me
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Maybe he's born with it, maybe he's jerkin' it..
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
#22205929 - 09/08/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: hahaha u guys turn gay from meth lol
I guarantee you would crave a dick in your ass if you did meth.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#22205990 - 09/08/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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And I'd be happy to give it to him
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Get in line, everybody wants a piece of that.
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