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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22200109 - 09/06/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I used to jack off on meth for hours and hours and hours straight lol.

After a while you start holding your dick in weird positions and try all these different maneuvers. I ended up getting raw dick many times and it would be in pain and swell to like triple the size in girth.  :lol:


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22200116 - 09/06/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude jacking off on meth is the fucking best

I'd start at like 11pm and just whack whack whack until daybreak with total euphoric pleasure coursing through my nervous system the entire time

That is not healthy behavior though


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
    #22200126 - 09/06/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This song is best for heavy penile manipulation.



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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22200141 - 09/07/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
Dude jacking off on meth is the fucking best

I'd start at like 11pm and just whack whack whack until daybreak with total euphoric pleasure coursing through my nervous system the entire time




I used to do massive shots, sometimes up to a quarter gram and get my favorite porn going. There were a couple times at the peak of the rush where cum would literally start flowing out of my dick and I wasn't even fapping just thinking about the pussy set me over the edge.

When you are watching porn on meth you have to watch more hardcore shit each time and start getting into really weird things. It also always seems to be the goal to find that perfect video and when you do find it is is intense. And when you do finally cum the amount that comes out is insane lol.

I miss that part of meth soooooooooooo much but I got priorities now.

But ya man you can easily fap on that shit for twelve hours and when you finally realize half a day has gone by you are dehydrated as fuck and pale and haven't eaten a single thing for days. I just wish when I used I actually had more opportunities to fuck on it.

I only ever fucked on meth one time and it was a gay experience but holy fuck that was amazing too. Would have been nice to hook up with a girl tweaking but I always found meth moved my sexuality from mostly straight to much more bisexual and open to do anything.


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22200176 - 09/07/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah meth turns me into a slut that's why I quit using it


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22200210 - 09/07/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha u guys turn gay from meth lol


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
    #22200212 - 09/07/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm kinda bi naturally but not really because I don't find most males attractive at all but a big dose of meth just makes me so damn horny I would fuck anyone

Like I said, not a good thing


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22200214 - 09/07/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

how many guys did u trash ur pp on when u were on meth


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
    #22200215 - 09/07/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sex is otherworldly on meth, period.


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
    #22200216 - 09/07/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I just thought about it in my bedroom


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22200217 - 09/07/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Now that I think about it I literally haven't had sex in almost 2 and a half years, that might be a record here on the Shroomery


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22200218 - 09/07/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

oh wat u stopped doin meth just cuz u had gay fantasies who cares about that

meth sux tho its trash, good thing u stopped doin it


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22200219 - 09/07/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
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I just thought about it in my bedroom




:smugjerry:

Then you are definitely missing out.

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Now that I think about it I literally haven't had sex in almost 2 and a half years, that might be a record here on the Shroomery




Unless you are one of the numerous virgins here.
*cough cough* Sheekle *cough cough*


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK]
    #22200223 - 09/07/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh I used to have the most amazing sex with this gorgeous redhead

But that wasn't just about the sex, at the time I was madly in love with her, sex without love is meaningless to me


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #22200233 - 09/07/15 12:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he's born with it, maybe he's jerkin' it..


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Sheekle]
    #22205929 - 09/08/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
hahaha u guys turn gay from meth lol



I guarantee you would crave a dick in your ass if you did meth.


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
    #22205990 - 09/08/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And I'd be happy to give it to him


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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22206118 - 09/08/15 08:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Get in line, everybody wants a piece of that.


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