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TNK
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#22194393 - 09/05/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am bumping this thread, because it seems relevant to the community as a whole.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK] 4
#22195646 - 09/06/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're relevant to the community as a hole
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#22195650 - 09/06/15 03:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
#22195893 - 09/06/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
Used to back in 2013-2014 like 1 time a week butever sinceiver started exercising 1-2timesa day  gay porn, barebacking homemade videos usually, or e621 my room, the bathroom, shower, outside I wish i would fuck that boy silly A butt plug yeah
Im a horny guy
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
#22195950 - 09/06/15 07:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: How often do you jerk it? What do you jerk to? Where do you jerk? Do you have a jerk buddy? Any jerkin' gadgets?
Lets start a shroomery jerk fest
once every few days.
I jerk to my own thoughts and porn sometimes.
I do not have a jerk buddy
no gadgets.
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TNK
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Would you like a jerking partner? I hear Koods is avaliable.
He'll probably just end up blowing you anyways.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK]
#22197466 - 09/06/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey guys
Havent been jerking it lately 
Ive been spending almost all the nights with my girlfriend, just having sex instead.
Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK] 1
#22197528 - 09/06/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Would you like a jerking partner? I hear Koods is avaliable.
He'll probably just end up blowing you anyways.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: JvF]
#22197600 - 09/06/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same 
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In regards to jerkin gadgets: why hasnt anyone attached a fleshlight to a robotic arm attached to an r/c car with voice activation and a tablet mounted to the front for porn? The technology exists, but we need the worlds smartest thinkers to assemble such a device. Thoughts? Opinions?
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: TNK] 1
#22197632 - 09/06/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Would you like a jerking partner? I hear Koods is avaliable.
He'll probably just end up blowing you anyways.
You know Bill O has one of those mangled dicks with flops of skin hanging off? The only way I would put my mouth on that is if he wanted me to be his Mohel.
I wouldn't touch his dick with NatureKids hand, either.
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: koods]
#22197654 - 09/06/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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once a day easy for me. quick and hard. I just want it over and done with. lol
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: Masked]
#22197713 - 09/06/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm about to choke the chicken and figured that would be relevant to post in this thread
Mmm
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Quote:
Psilosoulful said:
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jfischer218 said: Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same 

Sex is more tiring but before bed thats great! Sex is 100x better
You having bad sex br0?
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Re: ☆☆☆JERKIN' IT☆☆☆ [Re: SunnyD]
#22198625 - 09/06/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said:
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Psilosoulful said:
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jfischer218 said: Its not a suitable replacement, something about jacking off is better sometimes, especially before bed. Sex before bed just isnt the same 

Sex is more tiring but before bed thats great! Sex is 100x better
You having bad sex br0?
It must be bad sex then because jacking off consistently everyday gets boring and less gratifying each time. It's more like a chore that I need to get done quickly, then I'm like, I guess I'll go outside now .
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You're not doing it right man
You gotta torture yourself, bring yourself right to the point of no return then force yourself to stop, wait a minute or two and go at it again, repeat as many times as possible until you can't physically stand it anymore and you blast about half a gallon of hot cum all over your stomach and moan in pure ecstasy
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OhMrJohnson said: blast about half a gallon of hot cum all over your stomach
Or not.
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TNK
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OhMrJohnson said: You're not doing it right man
You gotta torture yourself, bring yourself right to the point of no return then force yourself to stop, wait a minute or two and go at it again, repeat as many times as possible until you can't physically stand it anymore and you blast about half a gallon of hot cum all over your stomach and moan in pure ecstasy
You should write a masturbation Tek.
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Don't knock it til you try it
It's almost like doing heroin
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Anyone else ever just give up while jerking off? Like i just went at it 20 minutes, no orgasm, and my dick is numb. Fml lol
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