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Offlinesprinkles
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this morning this happened
    #21950697 - 07/16/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am shocked.... i changed my tampon this morning and a bunch of sand came pouring out.  No blood.  Just sand.  :datass:
:goldfarb:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles]
    #21950702 - 07/16/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you need to get laid stat


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles]
    #21950703 - 07/16/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ok mummy


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21950712 - 07/16/15 07:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You should be in alot better mood if you got all the sand out.


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21950730 - 07/16/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it gots scratch dryness.  I need some vagiscratch moisture rubs, stat


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles]
    #21950742 - 07/16/15 07:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or maybe you need someone who'd be willing to touch that thing with something other than a 10 foot pole so it doesn't dry up from lack of use. :trollhide:



Edited by SirShroomsAlott (07/16/15 07:29 AM)


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21950753 - 07/16/15 07:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

twelvelookslikeu said:
Ok mummy





those corpses will be next, she's channeling ancient egypt with her vag


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21950758 - 07/16/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So that's why you've been so finicky and crabby lately.


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles]
    #21951022 - 07/16/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Skinna ma rinky dinky dink, skinna ma rinky dooo...

I :heart: youuuu.

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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21951049 - 07/16/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is the sand ok?


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: sprinkles]
    #21951085 - 07/16/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ban sprinkle from the pub


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #21951088 - 07/16/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When life gives your vagina sand, make sand castles.


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: Adden]
    #21951099 - 07/16/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Internal Dermabrassion :lol:


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Re: this morning this happened [Re: Adden]
    #21951207 - 07/16/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
When life gives your vagina sand, make sand castles.





:innocentjoy:


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