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Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today.
#21949209 - 07/15/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ok im drunk as fuck but I meet the chillest girl today and I wanted to share my story. So I drank 2 fourlokos and went skating in my neighborhood and saw this girl (ive seen her before but never talked to her) her friend was all like "hey man want to buy a skateboard" im just like "nah man im fucked up". He was then like "well if your fucked up man we should to do some lines of blow" I just said "nah I dont fuck with coke" then the girl was like "well we've got some L". My eyes must of light up because she started laughing and said look at his face he seems so exited. I just said if you like that stuff just follow me we whent to the spot I pick panaeolus cinctulus and I let her pick some she thanked me and then lit up a j. I walked back with her and talked about DMT and how to make it and she seemed generally interested she tried it a few times but never made it. Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine mescaline LSD and 300mg X pills. He also said he would be down to trade for my DMT (im not sure if I should he would sell it ) but im super excited she is super hot lives a few blocks down and does coke and stuff
Today is a good day discuss what you think bellow .
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25] 4
#21949219 - 07/15/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine
Haha
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25] 1
#21949230 - 07/15/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: Ok im drunk as fuck but I meet the chillest girl today and I wanted to share my story. So I drank 2 fourlokos and went skating in my neighborhood and saw this girl (ive seen her before but never talked to her) her friend was all like "hey man want to buy a skateboard" im just like "nah man im fucked up". He was then like "well if your fucked up man we should to do some lines of blow" I just said "nah I dont fuck with coke" then the girl was like "well we've got some L". My eyes must of light up because she started laughing and said look at his face he seems so exited. I just said if you like that stuff just follow me we whent to the spot I pick panaeolus cinctulus and I let her pick some she thanked me and then lit up a j. I walked back with her and talked about DMT and how to make it and she seemed generally interested she tried it a few times but never made it. Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine mescaline LSD and 300mg X pills. He also said he would be down to trade for my DMT (im not sure if I should he would sell it ) but im super excited she is super hot lives a few blocks down and does coke and stuff
Today is a good day discuss what you think bellow .
All your posts are complete and utter trash. Please pick up your discharge papers from the pub front desk
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21949232 - 07/15/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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thewanderer25 said: Ok im drunk as fuck but I meet the chillest girl today and I wanted to share my story. So I drank 2 fourlokos and went skating in my neighborhood and saw this girl (ive seen her before but never talked to her) her friend was all like "hey man want to buy a skateboard" im just like "nah man im fucked up". He was then like "well if your fucked up man we should to do some lines of blow" I just said "nah I dont fuck with coke" then the girl was like "well we've got some L". My eyes must of light up because she started laughing and said look at his face he seems so exited. I just said if you like that stuff just follow me we whent to the spot I pick panaeolus cinctulus and I let her pick some she thanked me and then lit up a j. I walked back with her and talked about DMT and how to make it and she seemed generally interested she tried it a few times but never made it. Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine mescaline LSD and 300mg X pills. He also said he would be down to trade for my DMT (im not sure if I should he would sell it ) but im super excited she is super hot lives a few blocks down and does coke and stuff
Today is a good day discuss what you think bellow .
All your posts are complete and utter trash. Please pick up your discharge papers from the pub front desk
Fuck off bro its not like your snide comments are any better.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21949234 - 07/15/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gottaloveacid said:
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thewanderer25 said: Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine
Haha
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25]
#21949245 - 07/15/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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im not sure if it was obvious to you or not but the uncut cocaine comes with an uncut penis
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25] 1
#21949255 - 07/15/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said:
He was then like "well if your fucked up man we should to do some lines of blow" I just said "nah I dont fuck with coke"
 but im super excited she is super hot lives a few blocks down and does coke and stuff
So if you don't do coke, then why does it excite you that this hot chick does it?
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#21949270 - 07/15/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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thewanderer25 said: Ok im drunk as fuck but I meet the chillest girl today and I wanted to share my story. So I drank 2 fourlokos and went skating in my neighborhood and saw this girl (ive seen her before but never talked to her) her friend was all like "hey man want to buy a skateboard" im just like "nah man im fucked up". He was then like "well if your fucked up man we should to do some lines of blow" I just said "nah I dont fuck with coke" then the girl was like "well we've got some L". My eyes must of light up because she started laughing and said look at his face he seems so exited. I just said if you like that stuff just follow me we whent to the spot I pick panaeolus cinctulus and I let her pick some she thanked me and then lit up a j. I walked back with her and talked about DMT and how to make it and she seemed generally interested she tried it a few times but never made it. Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine mescaline LSD and 300mg X pills. He also said he would be down to trade for my DMT (im not sure if I should he would sell it ) but im super excited she is super hot lives a few blocks down and does coke and stuff
Today is a good day discuss what you think bellow .
All your posts are complete and utter trash.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25] 2
#21949415 - 07/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's that old adage "If she smokes, she pokes"
There's a less well known one "If she does coke she's got hella problems"
A cokehead chick hanging out with a guy who slangs coke is sucking that D like a problem-pacifier
Unless he was gay, then she mighta been his wing man on the quest for your butt
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Speckles]
#21949429 - 07/15/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't get involved with the chick if you want to keep the dealer He's more important, trust me you can't have your cake and eat it too so give me your slices
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21949432 - 07/15/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21949451 - 07/15/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Chicks that do coke are generally shallow as fuck and don't give a fuck about you. I had an ex that use to have a bad coke problem and she could have cared less about me. I was just too stupid to see past the ass and tits. Be careful man
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25]
#21949529 - 07/15/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are fourlokos still available? I thought they banned those.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Crystal G]
#21949617 - 07/15/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Are fourlokos still available? I thought they banned those.
Why would they ban 'em?
I used to pick up 2 for $3.25 and get pretty lit off of those.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21949641 - 07/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: So I drank 2 fourlokos
I'm sorry. And you should be apologizing to your body.
They haven't banned Four Lokos, but most people claim they were forced to take all the caffeine out of them.Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: Don't get involved with the chick if you want to keep the dealer He's more important, trust me you can't have your cake and eat it too so give me your slices
QFT. Listen to this man OP. Or don't, but you have to promise to make a post about the drama that is sure to ensue.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Drumdude27]
#21949662 - 07/15/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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They banned the good ones with a shit ton a caffeine in them they would get you black out drunk without allowing you to pass out haha
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21949669 - 07/15/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gottaloveacid said:
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thewanderer25 said: Her friend told me he can hook me up with pure uncut cocaine
Haha
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thewanderer25 said: So I drank 2 fourlokos
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: Crystal G]
#21949676 - 07/15/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Are fourlokos still available? I thought they banned those.
they've been re-marketed w/o caffeine.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: thewanderer25]
#21949759 - 07/15/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like you're getting bullshitted.
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Re: Im Fucked Up But Meet The Chillest Girl Today. [Re: PLURAL]
#21950223 - 07/16/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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He doesn't sell the cocaine he is just into blow. The reason im excited is because there's a hot chick living like a few blocks away that will get fucked up with me.
Most girls I know are always like ohh don't eat strange mushrooms or im dumping you this girl is hot and asked me to do coke before I even mentioned anything what more could I ask for?
Im just excited because she gets as fucked up as I do and she has grams of coke chilling in her house (plus she is super hot and my age I figure if she eats X and I party with her there's a good chance ima get laid).
I was very drunk off the fourlokos they still sell them at the gas station I go to, my friend works there so I can buy them (im 19).
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