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The irony of Organic Foods
#21946054 - 07/15/15 06:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yesterday I was with a dear friend, who has chickens. He is so proud of his organic eggs so he made me a treat: fried organic eggs on organic whole wheat bread.
Guess.
Guess again.
The bread had a piece of gravel in it. I broke a big tooth square in half.
The egg? It was bacterially infected. I promptly projectile vomited on the breakfast table, several times.
He was so embarrassed! Poor he! Poor me.
He brought me home and P orojectile vomited the contents of my upper bowel in my sink on arrival. I won't tell him not to guilt trip him.
All night I couldnt sleep with pain. I'm knackered.
This morning: emer5gency visit to the dentist. Emergency, its gonna cost me extra.
He had to drill the tooth to pieces and break them off then yank out the three roots individually. They were so deep that he wondered if the hole extended into my nasal cavity. It didnt.
The anesthetic didnt work fully so I had a lot of sensation of those roots being pulled.
I came home, euphoric with endorphin and sleep deprivation. Like a real trooper I whisteled the Colonel Bogey March, the marching song that gave allied soldiers courage during World War 1, battles fought a hundred years ago less than a hundred miles from here.
Here it is, in honor of the fallen:
I dont blame my friend, or God, or the Devil, or anything. I'm gonna be a trooper about this. Metaphorically, God kicked that tooth outta my mouth with a jackboot, and bless you Sir, I forgive you. Thats what being a Believer is about, not just the glory but also rolling with the punches. I'm biting down on my second gauze, my blood thinners keep the blood running, I spit it in a glass next to me. No regrets.
I wish you well for this wonderful day.
Big hugs fpr you all
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Edited by Asante (07/15/15 06:56 AM)
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946060 - 07/15/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Over here, that tune is best known as "the dink dink song" from Spaceballs.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946065 - 07/15/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn, talk about bad luck! Cracking a tooth sounds miserably painful.
I always eat farm eggs when I have the choice. I know what you mean about getting a bad egg every once in a while. Never projectile vomited from the eggs, but I have gotten sick. It's happened maybe 1-2 times ever. Small price to pay for farm eggs in my eye, which have more nutrients and flavor.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante] 1
#21946071 - 07/15/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't know if that has to do with the fact that they were organic.
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In the second world war the british sang "Hitler - has only got one ball!" to it, but the song is from 1914 and the cheerful heroics of it lured a lot of youngsters into the meatgrinder that was the Great War.
The tooth had a huge mercury filling in it so probably good riddance of that filling. Sucks about the tooth though.
Yeah it was hilarious.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante] 1
#21946080 - 07/15/15 07:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Does your friend knead his bread on the driveway?
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946083 - 07/15/15 07:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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O.o
You ate a bacterially infected egg EW EW EW EW! why didn't you smell it? Doesn't he write dates of when the egg was laid? Yes, food spoils, haven't had it happen though. I love my chickens ... How did a piece of gravel fell into his breadbaking? Does he somehow harvest the wheat and pieces of rock come inbetween? Didn't he feel a hard piece when he was working with the flour? Sorry, i'm sure you didn't expect that to happen,
What a careless person. I like working in food industry so I tend to be immaculate when it comes to these things. Still mistakes can be made...
BUT OUCH! Root canals/tooth pain is one of the more painful things in life. Sorry about your tooth =(
I wouldve went with MXE/Lidocain on my gums!
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LOL the bread was bought so it was just a bad coincidence.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946086 - 07/15/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh with organic I thought you meant he was self-sufficient.
Send angry letter to store, DEMAND MOAR BREAD xD
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946093 - 07/15/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldve went with MXE/Lidocain on my gums!
FUCK YEAH I want on the methoxetamine teat now
The infection, it could have been salmonella, chickens can have that, the egg was freshly laid I'm sure. Food poisoning can do that, that you immediately expel it when it hits your stomach.
Saved me a ton of GI disturbances I think.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946096 - 07/15/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I normally eat organic bread too, now I switched to soft white bread 
Still spitting blood. quit bleeding motherfucker!
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Edited by Asante (07/15/15 07:09 AM)
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante] 1
#21946102 - 07/15/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once upon a time warp in a galaxy very, very, VERY far away that song was used by dink-dinks to cheer up a man, a Druish princess, a mog, and a robot as they marched across a desert planet.
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Never saw that movie, sounds like fun
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante] 1
#21946109 - 07/15/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now, Asante, you see that evil will always triumph. Because good is dumb.
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Evil will never triumph, or it will end up destroying itself and become good.
All the power evil has is illusion.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946129 - 07/15/15 07:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sorry to hear about your tooth buddy.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946135 - 07/15/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: I normally eat organic bread too, now I switched to soft white bread 
Soft white bread can be organic, genius.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946136 - 07/15/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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When will "then" be "now"?
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Matt87]
#21946139 - 07/15/15 07:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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there is no god to lean on, no devil.
its just the universe.
the universe has a pulse.
its not good nor bad... it just is.
it likes to laugh at us when we think we have it all figured out, so the universe is hardest on the wise.
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How can you tell if it is spoiled, besides smell? Is this pretty rare? We buy farm fresh and are always pleasantly surprised by the quality.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: rxb]
#21946158 - 07/15/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thank God trhe bleeding stopped.
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rxb said: there is no god to lean on, no devil.
its just the universe.
the universe has a pulse.
its not good nor bad... it just is.
it likes to laugh at us when we think we have it all figured out, so the universe is hardest on the wise.
The Universe is what I call God. both Good and Evil are contained within it, it transcenmds them both as it IS above anything else. I think you mean that,m and I agree.
A good God and an evil Devil are but parts of the Universe, the Universe is all things.
I love the universe with all my heart and as much as my mind can fathom it. My mind will never grasp the whole picture but what I see, all the glory and the doom, so beautiful.
When I got home, a parcel awaited me in my mailbox, it contained a crude but untreated Sapphire for on my altar. Only cost me 20 bucks and it snuck itself past customs or it would have cost double.
I took a chance on the universe and let them send it uninsured.
God, that crazy drag queen in the sky, asked me to take a chance and now I have a genuine gemstone at half price. Thats what the universe wins. You win some, lose some, but TAKE A CHANCE.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946402 - 07/15/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Yesterday I was with a dear friend, who has chickens. He is so proud of his organic eggs so he made me a treat: fried organic eggs on organic whole wheat bread.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946415 - 07/15/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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 this was sad, and alittle funny Crazy hsit can happen, and its better to come out wiser happier and laughing
Glad you really didn't let it get to you, sounds rough for sure dude!
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947098 - 07/15/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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to all
Yes life is awesome, it could have been a lot worse. The dentist is gonna do me something nasty with the bill though I think. And its already my first financially tight month in years.
It would be fun if I won the lottery
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947179 - 07/15/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gravel in bread and infected eggs has nothing whatsoever to do with being organic...
Organic just means no pesticides or chemicals etc.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Moonshoe]
#21947308 - 07/15/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know but I had a rock in organic bread TWICE. And that egg came out of me faster than the hen could lay it.
The irony is, you do it for health and it did the exact opposite.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947382 - 07/15/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd be pissed if my friend didn't have the courtesy to at least run to the sink after the first time he projectile vomited. How many times exactly did you puke onto his table?
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947393 - 07/15/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember that song from "Bridge over the River Kwai", I think. Awesome movie!
Also, sorry to hear of your misadventures Asante....I most certainly would be talking to whomever baked that bread....they should pay for your dental visits....because you have more to come.
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Acaterpillar said: I'd be pissed if my friend didn't have the courtesy to at least run to the sink after the first time he projectile vomited. How many times exactly did you puke onto his table?
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience.
Once, then he immediately grabbed a nearby bowl and I comtinued in that.
There was no warning, just a sudden BLEEEERGH!
I have cleaned his puke during his ayahuasca sessions, he just went with it. We both did, wow.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947457 - 07/15/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Always try to get a sense or 2 of what your eating first,
smell, slow chewing at first sight
all helpful precautions usually
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: SunnyD]
#21947479 - 07/15/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well that was considerate of him.
I had a somewhat comical image in my head of you sitting there at the table, puking on it multiple times; while he just sat next to you watching in complete shock.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947523 - 07/15/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said:
to all
Yes life is awesome, it could have been a lot worse. The dentist is gonna do me something nasty with the bill though I think. And its already my first financially tight month in years.
It would be fun if I won the lottery 
Bring the bill to the bread company. You won't have to pay for it.
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