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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: rxb]
#21946158 - 07/15/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thank God trhe bleeding stopped.
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rxb said: there is no god to lean on, no devil.
its just the universe.
the universe has a pulse.
its not good nor bad... it just is.
it likes to laugh at us when we think we have it all figured out, so the universe is hardest on the wise.
The Universe is what I call God. both Good and Evil are contained within it, it transcenmds them both as it IS above anything else. I think you mean that,m and I agree.
A good God and an evil Devil are but parts of the Universe, the Universe is all things.
I love the universe with all my heart and as much as my mind can fathom it. My mind will never grasp the whole picture but what I see, all the glory and the doom, so beautiful.
When I got home, a parcel awaited me in my mailbox, it contained a crude but untreated Sapphire for on my altar. Only cost me 20 bucks and it snuck itself past customs or it would have cost double.
I took a chance on the universe and let them send it uninsured.
God, that crazy drag queen in the sky, asked me to take a chance and now I have a genuine gemstone at half price. Thats what the universe wins. You win some, lose some, but TAKE A CHANCE.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946402 - 07/15/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: Yesterday I was with a dear friend, who has chickens. He is so proud of his organic eggs so he made me a treat: fried organic eggs on organic whole wheat bread.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21946415 - 07/15/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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 this was sad, and alittle funny Crazy hsit can happen, and its better to come out wiser happier and laughing
Glad you really didn't let it get to you, sounds rough for sure dude!
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947098 - 07/15/15 12:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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to all
Yes life is awesome, it could have been a lot worse. The dentist is gonna do me something nasty with the bill though I think. And its already my first financially tight month in years.
It would be fun if I won the lottery
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947179 - 07/15/15 12:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gravel in bread and infected eggs has nothing whatsoever to do with being organic...
Organic just means no pesticides or chemicals etc.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Moonshoe]
#21947308 - 07/15/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know but I had a rock in organic bread TWICE. And that egg came out of me faster than the hen could lay it.
The irony is, you do it for health and it did the exact opposite.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947382 - 07/15/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd be pissed if my friend didn't have the courtesy to at least run to the sink after the first time he projectile vomited. How many times exactly did you puke onto his table?
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947393 - 07/15/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember that song from "Bridge over the River Kwai", I think. Awesome movie!
Also, sorry to hear of your misadventures Asante....I most certainly would be talking to whomever baked that bread....they should pay for your dental visits....because you have more to come.
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Asante
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Acaterpillar said: I'd be pissed if my friend didn't have the courtesy to at least run to the sink after the first time he projectile vomited. How many times exactly did you puke onto his table?
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience.
Once, then he immediately grabbed a nearby bowl and I comtinued in that.
There was no warning, just a sudden BLEEEERGH!
I have cleaned his puke during his ayahuasca sessions, he just went with it. We both did, wow.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947457 - 07/15/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Always try to get a sense or 2 of what your eating first,
smell, slow chewing at first sight
all helpful precautions usually
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: SunnyD]
#21947479 - 07/15/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well that was considerate of him.
I had a somewhat comical image in my head of you sitting there at the table, puking on it multiple times; while he just sat next to you watching in complete shock.
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Re: The irony of Organic Foods [Re: Asante]
#21947523 - 07/15/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said:
to all
Yes life is awesome, it could have been a lot worse. The dentist is gonna do me something nasty with the bill though I think. And its already my first financially tight month in years.
It would be fun if I won the lottery 
Bring the bill to the bread company. You won't have to pay for it.
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