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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21944171 - 07/14/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Detached said:
It's a dude.



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thats a man




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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Detached]
    #21944177 - 07/14/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Idk why you guys are saying she's a dude.
Y'all are blind


Maybe y'all be trolling meh. 


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21944189 - 07/14/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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My creep quota has been fulfilled for the day.  :bow2:







:lolsy:


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21944197 - 07/14/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She has a very girly laugh.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944209 - 07/14/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I like your dancing cat


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944213 - 07/14/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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She has a very girly laugh.



Hormones will do that. Not trolling. That's a guy. I'll put money on it


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #21944216 - 07/14/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

did she show you his penis


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21944222 - 07/14/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

hahha, the credit for the dancing cat goes to fellow Shroomerite Astral Pain.


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/viewratings.php?type=1&usernum=260235


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21944228 - 07/14/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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She has a very girly laugh.



Hormones will do that. Not trolling. That's a guy. I'll put money on it






:feelsbadman:




How much money would you put on it?  Seriously.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Lucis]
    #21944231 - 07/14/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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did she show you his penis






Not yet, if she has  a penis.
I'm going to try to get her to take off her clothes in our future skype sessions.
I'll get back to y'all on that


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944234 - 07/14/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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lol.
She says she wants to talk to me twice a week on Skype.  I don't think she would do that with multiple guys.



Sure she would if they send her money


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944240 - 07/14/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ok so lets say you start a long distance relationship with this woman, and she makes your heart fucking sing man, like real deal giddy as a school girl you love this girl, then you hang out with her and she is even more incredible in person, you guys start getting closer and closer...

but then you find out she's a dude, how would that make you feel, would it matter to you?

serious question.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Lucis]
    #21944241 - 07/14/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ya it would matter to me.  I don't want to be romantically involved with a penis.  I want a nice tight pussy that calls my name


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944243 - 07/14/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

They will do lots of things to get you to think they're not doing it strictly for financial reasons and to get the fuck out of there with a crisp certificate of American citizenship on the other end of the deal.  Up to and including scheduling frequent talks wih you.  My very best childhood friend is married right NOW to a Ukrainian girl who was totally "in love" with him (and vice versa) and moved her over here straight away.  We only talk every 6 months or so.  Last I heard from him, just months after the wedding, she's living with his parents instead of him (he doesn't even live with his parents) and they are still married in the eyes of the law, but they are not a couple in any sense of the word.  Methinks there was a financial/citizenship motive from the beginning for sure.  I guess it could be an isolated incident but I don't think so.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: corneliushatt]
    #21944246 - 07/14/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well, my uncle found a girl that lived in the Philippines online many years ago and he went to her, picked her up, and brought her back to USA.

They have been married ever since and had two kids and live together still. 

The kids are pretty successful.




Have you asked your friend why his "wife" doesn't live with him?


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944255 - 07/14/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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:feelsbadman:




How much money would you put on it?  Seriously.




I'd definitely be willing to put a twenty on it. And actually, I'm so sure that's a man, that you won't even have to call my bet. If you can post a full nude of her with vagina I'll paypal you 20 dollars. If she has a dick, well, thats a good enough loss anyways, so you can keep your twenty.

I'm not even trying to be a dick, for once.. I'm pretty sure that's a man..:frown:

I'm sorry bro.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21944258 - 07/14/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No adam's apple.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944260 - 07/14/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I watched a show about it on tv. They marry into successful white men, get citizenship and then almost always let their true colors fly after that which is usually no Bueno


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: Shroomism]
    #21944264 - 07/14/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't have a visible adam's apple and I'm a man. It's there if you feel for it, but it's not noticeable.


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Re: I just skyped with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen; she lives in the Philippines, though [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21944271 - 07/14/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I did, but he was really reluctant to talk about it.  As a matter of fact come to think of it, he kind of refused.  Just said it was complicated, And see, that's exactly why you can't judge all situations based on one persons bad experience.  You know I guess I really don't know why shit went south with them.  For some reason, I crafted a story line in my own head as to what happened, and accepted it as truth when it clearly isn't.

Guess there's only one way to find out.  I would keep an eye out for that penis though before you book a flight.


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