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My two cows
    #21941022 - 07/14/15 08:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of 'psst' that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer. ”
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Re: My two cows [Re: jesuisravi]
    #21941028 - 07/14/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I feed them nothing but grass clippings. I give them then a big drink of water. I let them mosey around all day in the sun. A couple of weeks or maybe a month later, they give me a couple of buckets of dead ringer manure. Happy me.


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Most of my beliefs I acquired from my father and from John Wayne, and anything that wasn't ultra tough and ultra cool was to me ultra embarrassing. In fact, I lived in a state of near continuous embarrassment, never measuring up to the ridiculous standards I had accepted without question, applied to a framework of expectations neither I nor anyone else could meet.--J C Amberchele

almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of 'psst' that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer. ”
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Re: My two cows [Re: jesuisravi]
    #21941122 - 07/14/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thats some shit right there.


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Re: My two cows [Re: kushroom]
    #21941339 - 07/14/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You bet.


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Most of my beliefs I acquired from my father and from John Wayne, and anything that wasn't ultra tough and ultra cool was to me ultra embarrassing. In fact, I lived in a state of near continuous embarrassment, never measuring up to the ridiculous standards I had accepted without question, applied to a framework of expectations neither I nor anyone else could meet.--J C Amberchele

almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of 'psst' that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer. ”
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Re: My two cows [Re: jesuisravi]
    #21941405 - 07/14/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If the first post really just a picture of two unidentifiable bags?  Exciting.


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Re: My two cows [Re: Inocuole]
    #21941529 - 07/14/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was hoping for cow pics.. :cow:


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Re: My two cows [Re: spacechildo]
    #21941538 - 07/14/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I was hoping for cow pics.. :cow:




You and me both...  I thought I was gonna see a real life mushroom factory in its natural habitat.


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Re: My two cows [Re: spacechildo]
    #21941542 - 07/14/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My two cows [Re: PussyFart]
    #21941545 - 07/14/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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And people say you're uptight...


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Re: My two cows [Re: jesuisravi]
    #21942138 - 07/14/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I feed them nothing but grass clippings. I give them then a big drink of water. I let them mosey around all day in the sun. A couple of weeks or maybe a month later, they give me a couple of buckets of dead ringer manure. Happy me.





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maybe its because english is not my first language but i dont understand here...

did you put your cows into those bags?


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Re: My two cows [Re: spacechildo]
    #21942162 - 07/14/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I was hoping for cow pics.. :cow:



You don't want to incriminate the cows do you?


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Re: My two cows [Re: ZeroBoyWD] * 1
    #21942179 - 07/14/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My two cows [Re: Inocuole]
    #21942534 - 07/14/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I was hoping for cow pics.. :cow:




You and me both...  I thought I was gonna see a real life mushroom factory in its natural habitat.




As an owner of livestock myself I felt the "Cows" featured in the pic looked atypical.


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Re: My two cows [Re: Inocuole]
    #21942558 - 07/14/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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spacechildo said:
I was hoping for cow pics.. :cow:




You and me both...  I thought I was gonna see a real life mushroom factory in its natural habitat.




Tha's just what you saw.With the contents of those two garbage bags full of bateria and yeast digested grass clippings, I can make a couple of monotubs whose first, and second flushes will look like times square on New Year's Eve. I have already done this about 5 or 6 years ago and posted the results on this site. I was using a differnt account--which I can no longer work through because I have forgotten the password and no longer have the email address where the new password would be sent. If you search "Champinhom" and you look through the posts asscoiated with that name you will find one or several entitled Grass monotub or something similar. You can see a few pics--though most of the pics seem to have ben deleted. I, Jesuisravi, was once the Chaminhom who posted the report of that grass project.


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Most of my beliefs I acquired from my father and from John Wayne, and anything that wasn't ultra tough and ultra cool was to me ultra embarrassing. In fact, I lived in a state of near continuous embarrassment, never measuring up to the ridiculous standards I had accepted without question, applied to a framework of expectations neither I nor anyone else could meet.--J C Amberchele

almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of 'psst' that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer. ”
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Re: My two cows [Re: jesuisravi]
    #21942613 - 07/14/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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jesuisravi said:
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Inocuole said:
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spacechildo said:
I was hoping for cow pics.. :cow:




You and me both...  I thought I was gonna see a real life mushroom factory in its natural habitat.




Tha's just what you saw.With the contents of those two garbage bags full of bateria and yeast digested grass clippings, I can make a couple of monotubs whose first, and second flushes will look like times square on New Year's Eve. I have already done this about 5 or 6 years ago and posted the results on this site. I was using a differnt account--which I can no longer work through because I have forgotten the password and no longer have the email address where the new password would be sent. If you search "Champinhom" and you look through the posts asscoiated with that name you will find one or several entitled Grass monotub or something similar. You can see a few pics--though most of the pics seem to have ben deleted. I, Jesuisravi, was once the Chaminhom who posted the report of that grass project.




Oh, well, yeah, somehow, that wasn't clear between the picture and the second post.  Now that you explain it, that is indeed interesting.


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