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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Are you fried? Are you free? * 1
    #21940632 - 07/14/15 04:59 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm fried as shit
I straight up get taken away by television show theme songs
I get messages from animals and connect with them
I get waves/bends/folds/melts looking at patterns like window curtains & ceilings & carpets and light reflections
Looking at tall buildings makes me feel like I'm going to fall and staring into space makes me feel like I'm about to blast off
I will never be sober again
& it's the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
I am literallaly always soooooo happy[
I can't not be happy
my profession is smiling


Whuddabout you?
Are you free yet?


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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Onlinekoods
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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21940634 - 07/14/15 05:00 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Like lol


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21940637 - 07/14/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ive been free for years :crankey:


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Lucis]
    #21940638 - 07/14/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:grin:


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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940639 - 07/14/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nah I dont have the feeling of brain damage


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21940640 - 07/14/15 05:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

one mans damage another mans freedom


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 2
    #21940641 - 07/14/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not free, I cost two-fiddy.
:monopoly: . . . :peace:


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21940643 - 07/14/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I get messages from animals and connect with them






I actually do some stuff like that, I have had some amazing experiences with dogs/cats while dosed to the gills, even sober.  I thought it was just the shrooms/acid/mesc/my insanity in the past, but I would hear their voice in my mind and then they would look at me and roll over all playful like, or jump around and beg to be played with.

Far out...


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940645 - 07/14/15 05:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
one mans damage another mans freedom




Very true:hellyeah:


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Lucis]
    #21940647 - 07/14/15 05:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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vinsue said:
I'm not free, I cost two-fiddy.
:monopoly: . . . :peace:




worth every penny (:

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I get messages from animals and connect with them






I actually do some stuff like that, I have had some amazing experiences with dogs/cats while dosed to the gills, even sober.  I thought it was just the shrooms/acid/mesc/my insanity in the past, but I would hear their voice in my mind and then they would look at me and roll over all playful like, or jump around and beg to be played with.

Far out...



I get that even with fish and bugs
Like
Just the other day
I'm walkin into my condo building and this big long legged ass spider walks in alongside me
if It were a dog, woulda looked just like i was walkin a dog
but it was a spider
& i WAS like hey, spider, ok, i don;t mind if youre in the building, but don;t follow me into my place, go over that way under the stairs and it went that way and had been living under the stairs since ( a few days ago )

I named him borris the spider


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940656 - 07/14/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Boris is a good solid name for a spider. :thumbup:

I killed a HUGE spider while on mesc once, felt so much guilt for it I decided to never kill another spider again.  I named him Henry after the deed was done :sad:, hold a vigil every year for him, his memory shall not fade away.


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Lucis]
    #21940660 - 07/14/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

it was a spider that got me to quit killing bugs too...  :alien:


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Lucis]
    #21940661 - 07/14/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I wish spiders would listen to me. Soo damn hard to catch.


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #21940663 - 07/14/15 05:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:tombstone: Henry...:sad:

:spiderrevenge: . . . :peace:


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: vinsue]
    #21940666 - 07/14/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

twelvelookslikeu said:
I wish spiders would listen to me. Soo damn hard to catch.



you just have to tell them you love them and you don;t plan to harm them and that you;e taking them back to the outside world and they just chill and straight up walk into your jar or whatever
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vinsue said:
:tombstone: Henry...:sad:

:spiderrevenge: . . . :peace:



who's henry?
edit
oh yeah
RIP


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}


Edited by Shroomopotamus (07/14/15 05:31 AM)


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21940667 - 07/14/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm semi free. I can finally put myself in others shoes and show them compassion when all they radiate is animosity


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21940674 - 07/14/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

my cat talks to me, I pet it and it says now

so i let it in the garage and it says ow and laughs at me


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Konyap]
    #21940684 - 07/14/15 05:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
my cat talks to me, I pet it and it says now

so i let it in the garage and it says ow and laughs at me



:rofl2: I needed a good laugh, thank you :lol:


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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21940754 - 07/14/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

thought ths thread was madea bout 20 minutes ago
was made an hour and 20 minutea ago


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Re: Are you fried? Are you free? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940760 - 07/14/15 06:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:whatwhatwhat:



Look man, If I had a humble nice wooden house in the Valley of Godly Springs... stocked with a life time supply of shrooms, acid and weed.. then I'd probably be JUST LIKE YOU. I'd be a peacock, I'd fly! I'd be  God, Woman and Guy, no lie, pie.  :awedance:


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