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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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lol
    #21940570 - 07/14/15 04:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

so i'm walking through this outdoor mall and these two dudes come up to me saying shit so I pause my music and take off my headphones and I'm like
what
and it's these two jesus assholes all like, hey wanna go to church
and I was like
no
and they were like
what, you don't believe in god and shit
and i was like
no
and i was all like at this point people have made up their mind, let people do their own thing and shit
and he was all like
i didn't mean to be rude or nothing we call it an invitation
as if he was saying we call it what it's not just to avoid your anger yo're having right now
and i was like
you wanna take some acid and go to a dead show and see what i'm into?
and dude was all like
uh well hahaa uhh what uhhh no haha
and i was all like
yeah well now you get my point of view and i'd appreciate it if you didn't try to push your shit on me

lol

ironically
the song i was listening to at the time i had to pause was Liberty by the Grateful Dead
music tends to mold itsway into the soundtrack of my life in such a mystical way


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940583 - 07/14/15 04:18 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Should have told him he's never really seen God, Then dose him with a milligram of Crystal and skip off into the sunset


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Re: lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940585 - 07/14/15 04:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for someone use the word "like" more than Bassfreak.

I just ignore Christian people in day to day life. It's so much easier. You can swing the logic stick at them until your arms feel like they are going to fall off, and it will only make them try harder.

Christians are the biggest trolls on the planet. The more you feed them, the more vested they become in "converting" you. I'm convinced at least 99% of them simply debate for the sake of argument and to "prove others wrong". I would be honestly surprised if even 1% believed half the shit they said, and maybe if we're lucky half a percent of that one percent are actually respectful towards other's views.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: lol [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21940610 - 07/14/15 04:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

After the acid remark, you should have said "well consider it an invitation" :wink:


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Re: lol [Re: koraks]
    #21940832 - 07/14/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I hate it when people don't follow the unspoken rule of leaving people with headphones on alone unless it's absolutely necessary.

But coincidentally, I just got invited to a big Jehovah's Witness convention after some knocked on my door. It's free, and there's theatrical reenactments of prominent moments in Jesus's life.

But I don't really get into that shit.
Also it's in Trenton, and fuck Trenton.


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Re: lol [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21940860 - 07/14/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

prolly thought u were so cool when u said "wanna take acid at a dead show?"


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Re: lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21940887 - 07/14/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i had to spend about a month with bible thumpers at the rehab i was at.  fuck that noise.  it got so annoying after a while.  "jesus loves you" "you'll find god soon" "you need to save your soul from an eternity in hell and believe in the savior jesus christ!" fuck off...


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21940904 - 07/14/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The thing to do in that situation is smile, thank them for the pamphlet, and wish them a nice day. It doesn't have to turn into some awkward debate.


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Re: lol [Re: Capers] * 1
    #21940909 - 07/14/15 07:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

pota only did it to try and up his shroomery rep


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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InvisibleCapers
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Re: lol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21940923 - 07/14/15 07:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Interesting gamble. Hope it works out for him.


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