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OfflineCynosure
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21939339 - 07/13/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ahh, gotcha.

Ignoring him sounds like the best bet, then.  I'd treat him like I do the police.. press that record button and don't say shit.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Cynosure]
    #21939365 - 07/13/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

haha I'm kind of looking forward to it now. I will upload the recordings to youtube if i can catch him in the next couple weeks.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #21939376 - 07/13/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Stick your dick in the mailbox.

Wait for him to open the mailbox.

?????

Profit


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Cynosure]
    #21939388 - 07/13/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds petty all around.  I will talk to anyone, but if they don't talk back, I get the hint.

Is it a lack of people or communication skills that has you seeking advice from a forum such as this (a group of people removed from your situation and who are only hearing one side of this)?

Not trying to be rude, so sorry if it sounds like it.  I hope y'all find some kind of peace or understanding......then again you could stop and talk to him and be hella nice, but so odd that he just smiles and nods and leaves you alone.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21939397 - 07/13/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I have told him before I am not a fan of small talk whatsoever and he just gets more butthurt. I guess totally ignoring him would be a good idea

I bought a voice recorder earlier on amazon so that will come in handy. Also gona use it to record the annoying college students that scream at night



I would visit my ex at SFSU and one night we were heading back to her room and when the elevator opened there was some guy passed out in it with a bottle of captain Morgan in his had haha later that night there was some kid outside of the dorms just screaming that he sells narcotics at the top of his lungs haha living next to university's can be pretty funny/ annoying as shit


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21939405 - 07/13/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I have an apartment in town that I use as my office and I do my laundry downstairs as well, which I share the washer/dryer with my neighbor.

I am often in a hurry and this guy always wants to talk to me like his life depends on it, and takes it very personally when I get my stuff done and don't stop to talk with him

Today he came pounding on my door telling me to "get my fucking stuff out of the dryer", to which i said nothing and just got it out. He followed me to the laundry room and kept going on about how I always ignored him and how rude i was. I asked him if he had a problem and he said "yeah I do"...

Then he went on and on about how I was being evasive as if i owed him something. He told me If i was a great Christian like he was I would be nicer.

I left after i got my laundry and this dude went straight to the landlord and started complaining about me. I explained to the landlord that he cursed at me and he's just a fucking weirdo so I generally don't have much to say to him.

He denied cursing at me and proceeded to go into his wallet and hand me his business card proclaiming that he was a great Christian Theologian.


What would you do in this situation? I have to run into this guy a couple times a week and he's pissing me off being a bitch because I'm in a hurry and don't want to speak with him for long :shrug:






I'd have just punched the mother in the face and said turn the other cheek :shrug:


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: maynard]
    #21939412 - 07/13/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I enjoy bouncing ideas off of people. I generally don't talk to people much unless they interest me. I don't give a fuck if people are Butthurt that I don't speak with them or have little to nothing to say to them. Just how I am.

Most people annoy me/and /or are boring as fuck. This guy just wants to talk about his mother and Christianity, because I'm guessing he doesn't get laid very often.

After the 3rd time brushing him off he hasn't taken the hint, and he busted a mental nut today because of it.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #21939451 - 07/13/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just tell him that you're your cousin and you've never even met him before.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21939458 - 07/13/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:smuglook:


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21939460 - 07/13/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Just tell him that you're your cousin and you've never even met him before.




:lolsy:

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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #21939504 - 07/13/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I enjoy bouncing ideas off of people. I generally don't talk to people much unless they interest me. I don't give a fuck if people are Butthurt that I don't speak with them or have little to nothing to say to them. Just how I am.

Most people annoy me/and /or are boring as fuck. This guy just wants to talk about his mother and Christianity, because I'm guessing he doesn't get laid very often.

After the 3rd time brushing him off he hasn't taken the hint, and he busted a mental nut today because of it.





I think you should get off your strict diet of bananas if you haven't already because you're already pretty bananas as it is. You give off a serial killer vibe, if anything anti-social.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: 404] * 1
    #21939521 - 07/13/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Lol, when I first started reading that post I almost thought OP was honestly on an all banana diet...


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: 404] * 1
    #21939534 - 07/13/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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404 said:

I think you should get off your strict diet of bananas if you haven't already because you're already pretty bananas as it is. You give off a serial killer vibe, if anything anti-social.




It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it meets the cousin again.


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21939539 - 07/13/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2: so did I


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Cynosure]
    #21939564 - 07/13/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

tell him to stop flirting with you because it makes you uncomfortable and if he dosen't you're going to tell the landlord.



or alternatively when ever he tries to talk to you , get super wide eyed, and stare at him in the face with this expression , get closer and closer to him like all up in his face, then burst out laughing, as if you've just heard the funniest thing ever. AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


then promptly leave the room, watching him and laughing the entire time.


then every single time you see him for the rest of your life contuine to do this, getting ever more creepy with your tone and smile.


if he asks you why you're doing this, tell him god told you to do it, and OBVIOUSLY ONLY A GOOD CHRISTIAN WOULD LISTEN TO GOD'S WILL


WHAT DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GOD AS MUCH AS ME!?!?


HOW FUCKING DARE YOU


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Salomon] * 3
    #21939590 - 07/13/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21939596 - 07/13/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Salomon]
    #21939603 - 07/13/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I got paranoid because you responded to my post with that mess. :lol:


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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Cynosure] * 1
    #21939625 - 07/13/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 3
    #21939654 - 07/13/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you could try being civil and giving that lonely fucker two minutes of your very important life.  BTW, you are doing your laundry in a public washing area.  I hate to say this, but you probably are not that important.
...Or be the nastiest asshole on the planet so he will go out of his way to never run into you again.  One or the other.


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