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Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble?
#21939060 - 07/13/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have an apartment in town that I use as my office and I do my laundry downstairs as well, which I share the washer/dryer with my neighbor.
I am often in a hurry and this guy always wants to talk to me like his life depends on it, and takes it very personally when I get my stuff done and don't stop to talk with him
Today he came pounding on my door telling me to "get my fucking stuff out of the dryer", to which i said nothing and just got it out. He followed me to the laundry room and kept going on about how I always ignored him and how rude i was. I asked him if he had a problem and he said "yeah I do"...
Then he went on and on about how I was being evasive as if i owed him something. He told me If i was a great Christian like he was I would be nicer.
I left after i got my laundry and this dude went straight to the landlord and started complaining about me. I explained to the landlord that he cursed at me and he's just a fucking weirdo so I generally don't have much to say to him.
He denied cursing at me and proceeded to go into his wallet and hand me his business card proclaiming that he was a great Christian Theologian.
What would you do in this situation? I have to run into this guy a couple times a week and he's pissing me off being a bitch because I'm in a hurry and don't want to speak with him for long 
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] 1
#21939200 - 07/13/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dont know if i wouldve been able to handle myself after the remark about being nicer if you were christian like him
I probably would have proclaimed myself a satan worshipping abortion doctor that gives out free contraceptives and asked him to join me during the next solstice by my altar out back so he can help me cast some spells the look you get from those type of people after that is priceless and will often lead to them avoiding you like the plague
I can handle people bebeing weird rude and dicky 99% of the time but as soon as the "im better then you cause im whatever religion" comes out the only two responses i can manage are either hardly containable laughter or a comment tailored to aggravate to the highest degree without starting a physical fight, which ime a lot of "christians" are rather prone to the second anyone isnt in total compliance with their faith
if you wanna be an adult about it i would just tell him that you arent there to socialize and that you would appreciate if he would respect your space and privacy as you do his. But where is the fun in that?
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Chuckfinely]
#21939253 - 07/13/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hahah I'll tell him I'm a Satanist next time I see him. Will be a fun reaction I'm sure.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#21939261 - 07/13/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You should seriously ask him to exegete this passage:
Matthew 23:23-24 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices—mint, dill and cumin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law—justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#21939270 - 07/13/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell him you practice the dark arts and if he doesn't get the fuck out your face 15 seconds ago you'll rape his ass using the blood of unborn children as lube.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21939274 - 07/13/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahah I don't want to get kicked out of my apartment. He spent like an hour running around to everyone in the building telling them what a horrible person I was.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#21939275 - 07/13/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Walk around jamming heavy metal wearing a satan mask.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#21939283 - 07/13/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Print out some Satanism fact flyers and hand him one anytime he tries to talk to you and ask him if he has a minute to talk about our dark lord and persecutor.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: PLURAL]
#21939292 - 07/13/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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u should just apologize to him, be the better man, be more christian than he is
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: zZZz]
#21939295 - 07/13/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: u should just apologize to him, be the better man, be more christian than he is
Dat's no fun.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: zZZz]
#21939297 - 07/13/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Make sure to add in a god bless you or jesus be with you or whatever christians are saying nowadays
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: zZZz]
#21939315 - 07/13/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But I don't wanna
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: zZZz]
#21939316 - 07/13/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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just fucking forget it dude. Ignore him no matter what he says to you and he'll eventually just stop running his mouth. If you give someone nothing to feed off they eventually give up trying. There's more shit to deal with in life than some Christian retard that gets butthurt by you not having pillow talk with him
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#21939318 - 07/13/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you have a phone? Some type of recorder? If not, get one.
Next time he approaches you for whatever reason, start up your favourite voice (or, better, video) recording app and record the interaction between the two of you. Compile them until your landlord confronts you again.
It might not hurt to apologize and inform him that you are very busy and simply don't have time to converse and/or don't enjoy small talk. 
Asking him "if he has a problem" might come off as a bit hostile/confrontational.
Good luck!
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21939321 - 07/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Print out some Satanism fact flyers and hand him one anytime he tries to talk to you and ask him if he has a minute to talk about our dark lord and persecutor.
Haha that would be great.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] 2
#21939324 - 07/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If your idiot neighbor is trying to get you in trouble you should probably not dose those ten grams of "super potent" mushrooms in your backyard/woods
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Cynosure]
#21939327 - 07/13/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have told him before I am not a fan of small talk whatsoever and he just gets more butthurt. I guess totally ignoring him would be a good idea
I bought a voice recorder earlier on amazon so that will come in handy. Also gona use it to record the annoying college students that scream at night
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: 404]
#21939331 - 07/13/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Totally different house 12+ miles away.
Just using the apartment as an office space.
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: Cynosure]
#21939332 - 07/13/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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true dat
doesnt take much to tell him u dont want to converse,
ure probably like leading him on by just walking away..
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Re: Idiot Neighbor Trying To Get Me In Trouble? [Re: 404]
#21939333 - 07/13/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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404 said: If your idiot neighbor is trying to get you in trouble you should probably not dose those ten grams of "super potent" mushrooms in your backyard/woods
was that op?! Haha "my Christian neighbor stumbled upon me doing a satanic ritual on 10 grams of mushrooms, what do I do?"
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