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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #21939499 - 07/13/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Good rule of thumb; stay out of my way and I'll stay out of urs, thAnk u :snub:


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: Lived_1978-2043] * 1
    #21939558 - 07/13/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.
:wonka:

Keep good rapport with the homeless.
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Don't serve anything you wouldn't feed your Grandma
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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #21939604 - 07/13/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When camping always set up camp from river bank to river bank. Bank to bank as the farmers call it. Last time i went camping this farmer came out and greeted us, and it was honestly the goofiest interaction I've ever had. He said we were "bank to bank" like ten times per sentence, and how he couldn't do anything because we were perfectly fucking legal.

"Howdy, y'all are bank to bank, perfectly fucking legal can't do a damn thing about it."

My thoughts:if we're perfectly fucking legal why are we even talking?:lol:


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #21939617 - 07/13/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Thumbs rule. Can you imagine life with out em'.


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #21939618 - 07/13/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:confused:
Like, on both sides of the river?


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #21939744 - 07/13/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
:confused:
Like, on both sides of the river?



I'm confused as well. Only ever camped at campgrounds :shrug:
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Nah bro, real rule of thumb:
http://www.at7addak.com/article/what-vault-boy-is-really-doing-with-his-thumb



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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: Drumdude27]
    #21939774 - 07/13/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

if theres grass in the field, you're good to play, if there's no grass, you can still play in the mud :pedobear:



always leave JUUUUST enough toilet paper left on the roll that some one will have to get a new roll to finish :Trollface:




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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #21939779 - 07/13/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DrMambo said:
:confused:
Like, on both sides of the river?



No, like where we went the banks were about fifteen feet higher than the water, so there was a little beach on both sides, so we set camp on the beach and it was between the river banks. He gave us the impression that everything is legal as long as you keep it bamk to bank.

Do you ever find your self repeating the same quote while tripping over and over like its the funniest thing in the world? I took acid on that camp trip, and kept howling "BANK TO MOTHER FUCKING BANK":lol:


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21940321 - 07/14/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i still dont get it..

but dont waste ur time trying to explain it to me..


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #21940331 - 07/14/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

never accept anything that is "free."  it will end up costing you more than what you would have paid in the first place.


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21940333 - 07/14/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

why is that?..

cuz then ur gonna have to give something back?..


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: zZZz]
    #21940357 - 07/14/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You can say anything thing you want, you just can't always say it loud


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21940555 - 07/14/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

DrMambo said:
:confused:
Like, on both sides of the river?



No, like where we went the banks were about fifteen feet higher than the water, so there was a little beach on both sides, so we set camp on the beach and it was between the river banks. He gave us the impression that everything is legal as long as you keep it bamk to bank.

Do you ever find your self repeating the same quote while tripping over and over like its the funniest thing in the world? I took acid on that camp trip, and kept howling "BANK TO MOTHER FUCKING BANK":lol:




Oh yeah. First time I heard about Jenkem was a day that I randomly asked two friends to chomp mushrooms out of nowhere with me because there was jack shit going on and it felt like a trip day.

We kept giggling and saying, "butt-hash", out all night


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: DrMambo]
    #21940563 - 07/14/15 04:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Money doesn't buy happiness
Do on to others as you would want done on to you-LSD 51:44


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 1
    #21940761 - 07/14/15 06:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Crush your enemies,see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21940765 - 07/14/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Treat others the same way you want to be treated.


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: koraks]
    #21940811 - 07/14/15 07:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The left lane is a passing lane, so if there are people in the right lane going faster then you, you really need to move the fuck over. Especially if there are any cars behind you. Actually, you really should just move over if you're past whomever you wanted to pass.


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21940884 - 07/14/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

DrMambo said:
:confused:
Like, on both sides of the river?



No, like where we went the banks were about fifteen feet higher than the water, so there was a little beach on both sides, so we set camp on the beach and it was between the river banks. He gave us the impression that everything is legal as long as you keep it bamk to bank.

Do you ever find your self repeating the same quote while tripping over and over like its the funniest thing in the world? I took acid on that camp trip, and kept howling "BANK TO MOTHER FUCKING BANK":lol:





that sounds like youre camping in the riparian area which would be considered more sensitive, thus more protected...

idk farmers are strange


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #21941027 - 07/14/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I went to bed stumped on a phiosophical alchemical conversation I had experienced I wanted to relay it as the content was a fabricated structure of three common sayings, working together and proving two points of view with a guage as middle ground, got damn it was tight but It got me thinking aobut language, have U guys ever had impossible things to describe where english doesnt quite seem to convey what you are messanging?


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Re: In general randomness, what are some good rules of thumb? [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
    #21941116 - 07/14/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't be stupid
Use your judgement
Use common sense

These threee small sentences should make you an upstanding successful citizen


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