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I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him..
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Thoughts on this?
I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.
Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".
I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..
Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
And are you "not gay, but..."?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
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Brad pitt. Or tom brady. Id gladly let them fuck my future wife no questions asked.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936639 - 07/13/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dys said: Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
I dont have crushes, just future victims
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21936644 - 07/13/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.
We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I always figured Fee living in your barn was code for pushing the twin beds together.
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Dys said: I always figured Fee living in your barn was code for pushing the twin beds together.
as I said... victims
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
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I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
I agree. Because in real life i'm a closeted bisexual. LOL
I've got quite a bit of man crushes.
But the latest are Gerard Butler, and Jeremy Renner (only in the hurt locker though)
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
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SirShroomsAlott said: Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.
We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.
I didnt have gay thoughts than i turned my world upside down on mushrooms. Is there a support group for this i even have a trans gender girlfriend now. What has my life become.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SushiKing]
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I don't ever really think guys are attractive based on looks, it's always a personality thing. I can't think of any male celebrities with particularly attractive personalities though
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: I don't ever really think guys are attractive based on looks, it's always a personality thing.
I'm the same way most of the time, unless it's Brad Pitt.
He could be the dumbest man alive, but i'd still get man crush over him.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
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Dys said: Thoughts on this?
I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.
Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".
I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..
Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
And are you "not gay, but..."?
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I've said it before, I'll say it again. Hendrik Lundqvist.

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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
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What are gay people to make of a thread like this 
Anyway, I'm gay, but I would sit on the dicks of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Johnny Depp without question. I'm pretty sure there are others, I'll post them as I think of them.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Psychonautica]
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Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol
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Anyway, I'm gay, but I would sit on the dicks of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Johnny Depp without question. I'm pretty sure there are others, I'll post them as I think of them.
Ya johnny depp was another that came to mind
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Does wanted to get fucked in the ass make me gay lol
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#21936944 - 07/13/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Leonardo DiCaprio. I didn't like him when he was younger but his ass aged like wine. Also, Harrison Ford when he was younger.
This list might get a bit long...
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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xbloodwhipx said: Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol
Its ok i really only get horny enough for anal play very occasionally. But i might just not be that used to it.
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BlindSophist said: Leonardo DiCaprio. I didn't like him when he was younger but his ass aged like wine. Also, Harrison Ford when he was younger.
This list might get a bit long...
Oh ya LDs a pimp. How could i forget. Definitely agree but its easy to age that well when your rich as fuck.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#21936964 - 07/13/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: Does wanted to get fucked in the ass make me gay lol
I got fucked in the ass by an ex-girlfriend with a black strap on.
Then I ate mushrooms and it made me gay.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21936966 - 07/13/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Getting fucked in the ass is not bad
Also what the hell is going on in your sig pic there man what the hell
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Enjoywho said: anal play very occasionally.
I'm the same way, not even really into male play in general all of the time.
Mostly if I haven't rubbed one out in a while, and as soon as I ejaculate I don't even wanna have anything to do with men.
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Haha. Trypophobia.
It's a primal instinct to create an aversion to things that may harm us; honeycombs, sores, disease, rotting flesh etc.
It's like how people are afraid of spiders because giant arachnids feasted on our tiny mammal ancient ancestors living in dugout holes.
It's an amazing phenomenon. Some have a horrible aversion, some people see lotus pods.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] 1
#21937000 - 07/13/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm finding it pretty fucking freaky.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] 1
#21937007 - 07/13/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I am not sure I would like actual fuck him, but Jared Leto
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21937012 - 07/13/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldn't fuck any guy, nor am I sexually attracted to any, but...
Some can be good-looking though, like Mike Posner.
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xbloodwhipx said: Im not gay, but i would take a dick just to see how it feels. Wouldnt let another mans cum anyware near me though lol
Bro...
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Tripsurfer said: I am not sure I would like actual fuck him, but Jared Leto
I always forget about him, he's pretty as hell.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21937039 - 07/13/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd never fuck Jared Leto, he's certainly attractive but the man is a jackass. Personality counts.
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I could change him, he'd treat me differently.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21937045 - 07/13/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: anal play very occasionally.
I'm the same way, not even really into male play in general all of the time.
Mostly if I haven't rubbed one out in a while, and as soon as I ejaculate I don't even wanna have anything to do with men.
Ya and its messy with the lube and such. Bust my nut than its like fuck that was a lot of work now i gotta clean all this shit up.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21937048 - 07/13/15 12:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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She's hot
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
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Isnt that the bitch from orange is the new black? Alex is hotter. Nicole looks a lot like my ex she's hotter too.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Ya and its messy with the lube and such. Bust my nut than its like fuck that was a lot of work now i gotta clean all this shit up. 
Only done it twice, but it's not any messier than vaginal sex can be. Ha.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said: Isnt that the bitch from orange is the new black? Alex is hotter. Nicole looks a lot like my ex she's hotter too.
Alex is I was so fucking depressed when I found out she was a scieftologist.
Ruby/Stella is just there to help gay dudes and straight chicks get into the show's lezzy vibe. She is attractive only if you find Justin Bieber attractive.
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Ya there are much hotter girls. My trans girl is the one that showed me it i watched the last 6 episodes of season 3 with her. I was like holy shit this is actually pretty good i think im on episode 2 of season 2 a lot more of the shit she was explaining to me makes a lot more sense.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
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I'm bi and my crushes are.... Brad Pitt, Tom Hardy, Gerard Butler, Dallas Green.... umm... probably more.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21937296 - 07/13/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Christian bale, fosho

Matthew mcconaughey gets an honorable mention as well
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Ooo wait a whiney guy who can't sing crying about his past and calling it art. I'd better soften up a bit. cause my cunt hurts just as bad but I got the lotion for it.
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We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.
wait til you see mine

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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
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Dys said: Thoughts on this?
I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.
But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.
Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".
I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..
Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
And are you "not gay, but..."?
Bill Cosby i think he'll understand when i slip something in his drink.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Burke Dennings] 1
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Astral Pain]
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I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman]
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qman said: I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.
why would anyone not want to be gay?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
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rxb said:
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qman said: I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.
why would anyone not want to be gay?
I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman]
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qman said:
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rxb said:
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qman said: I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.
why would anyone not want to be gay?
I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?
so they dont just like chicks with dicks? they like men without boobs but they dont want to be gay?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb] 1
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Never really wanted to bang a dude.. except for you but you're not a celebrity.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
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rxb said:
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qman said:
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rxb said:
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qman said: I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.
why would anyone not want to be gay?
I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?
so they dont just like chicks with dicks? they like men without boobs but they dont want to be gay?
Who the fuck knows, two males having sex is homosexuality, if they are too scared to admit that fact it's not my problem. I say be proud of it instead of trying to cover your tracks.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Amanita86]
#21937598 - 07/13/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Never really wanted to bang a dude.. except for you
im exceptional.
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Amanita86 said:but you're not a celebrity. 
actually....
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman] 1
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No jiz, and no kissing. But I just wanna try a penis in my butt, I know i'm not gay though.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] 1
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman]
#21937607 - 07/13/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said:
Who the fuck knows, two males having sex is homosexuality, if they are too scared to admit that fact it's not my problem. I say be proud of it instead of trying to cover your tracks.
nice shoes....wana fuck?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] 1
#21937611 - 07/13/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ive been gay since I was a toddler I wish I was straight
itd make my life easier
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] 2
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1234go said: No jiz, and no kissing. But I just wanna try a penis in my butt, I know i'm not gay though.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
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AddyZomeD said: Ive been gay since I was a toddler I wish I was straight
itd make my life easier
clearly you've never tried to explain to a girl why she cant buy a $500 handbag this week because she already bought a car this week, and no it doesnt matter that her handbag doesnt match the car.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adolin] 1
#21937619 - 07/13/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's not gay if I don't make intimate eye contact or show emotion. If I act manly enough, and it's just for fun then i'm not gay.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Astral Pain]
#21937626 - 07/13/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Astral Pain said: The naked women thread needs more bumping, but until then...
             
The naked women thread needs more bumping, but until then...
Im staring at this  and nothing
begging to get hard  but I just cant not even a twicth
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
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AddyZomeD said:
Im staring at this  and nothing
begging to get hard  but I just cant not even a twicth
:mushroomslap:
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21937643 - 07/13/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Consider yourself lucky, I can't get my boner to go away after seeing that, and I'm still at work
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD] 1
#21937645 - 07/13/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: I wish I was straight
itd make my life easier
yeah dude...
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21937651 - 07/13/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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rxb said:
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AddyZomeD said: Ive been gay since I was a toddler I wish I was straight
itd make my life easier
clearly you've never tried to explain to a girl why she cant buy a $500 handbag this week because she already bought a car this week, and no it doesnt matter that her handbag doesnt match the car.
That's a shitty girl
Even if I was straight I wouldn't see a girl like this
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21937655 - 07/13/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said:
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rxb said:
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AddyZomeD said: Ive been gay since I was a toddler I wish I was straight
itd make my life easier
clearly you've never tried to explain to a girl why she cant buy a $500 handbag this week because she already bought a car this week, and no it doesnt matter that her handbag doesnt match the car.
That's a shitty girl
Even if I was straight I wouldn't see a girl like this
annnnnnd thats why you are gay
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21937664 - 07/13/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not all women are like that
Excuse my negative posts guys I genuinely have no other place to vent whatsoever I just feel like utter shit with this wd
I should just really shut upp
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21937667 - 07/13/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought you quit bentos
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21937669 - 07/13/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: Not all women are like that
Excuse my negative posts guys I genuinely have no other place to vent whatsoever I just feel like utter shit with this wd
I should just really shut upp
not specifically, no
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman] 1
#21937671 - 07/13/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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qman said:
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rxb said:
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qman said: I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.
why would anyone not want to be gay?
I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?
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#21937676 - 07/13/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21937677 - 07/13/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said: It's not gay if I don't make intimate eye contact or show emotion. If I act manly enough, and it's just for fun then i'm not gay.
I feel like your sig turns everybody who sees it gay. I'm not sure why, it just seems that way to me.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21937680 - 07/13/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I thought you quit bentos
I did, its been 6ths months
For the past few weeks whenever kratom wears off
I get sweaty, hot n cold I get slightly dizzy, nauseous I cant sleep its been hard to sleep I cry randomly I rant about negative shit
Im so surprised I am feeling this bad cause of 
Im taking this whole week to try my hardest to not do any for days in a row, I have to get out of this physical dependence, I feel like utter SHIT without any, I feel so much for people stuck in worse addictions than this
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#21937697 - 07/13/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not a big fan of the bolt on titties, but these are pretty fun looking. Perfectly shaped and I would love to show them off to my friends by having her whip em out.

These are my style of tits. These with a perky little ass would be incredible.

With an ass like this with the soft blonde hair on it. Makes you want to bite it.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD] 1
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AddyZomeD said: I have to get out of this physical dependence
Right on dude, that's a difficult hurdle to pass over. Know you need to do it is half the battle. I'm fighting my dependence with the grass, (weed is not a drug, boo this man) i know... but i'm still dependent on it and it's holding me back at this current moment in time.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Astral Pain]
#21937709 - 07/13/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm hijacking this thread. For the love of god where did you get your collection, I need to know for science. Point me in the right direction or just dump your folders onto me so I can start my research.
And I'm sorry to hear that AddyZomeD, any addictions hard to quit but you've done it before and you can do it again.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] 2
#21937711 - 07/13/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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something about this one that is very unappealing. those plastic sacks....ew.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
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AddyZomeD said: Im staring at this  and nothing
begging to get hard  but I just cant not even a twicth
Your computer's broken..
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21937725 - 07/13/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ima try my absolute hardest, Weed is addicting as hell ime, but if I run out, I don't feel like and dizzy and sweaty, It makes it tough..
Sorry guys, I really just neeed to post tits, for the majority..


Get hard you bitch!!!

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#21937747 - 07/13/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wtf dude. This is the pub.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods] 3
#21937758 - 07/13/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The naked lady thread? cmon man you know this is a straight sausage fest
its only wrong if its gay stuff in the pub
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BlindSophist said: I feel like your sig turns everybody who sees it gay. I'm not sure why, it just seems that way to me.
Ha, I wanted to have one of him lip syncing with the light.
But I found my current one while looking, and knew it was meant to be. It's fitting for me here.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21937905 - 07/13/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Xmen: Apocalypse of Jennifer Lawrence's anus.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21937937 - 07/13/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Dys said: Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?
I dont have crushes, just future victims
You aren't satisfied with keeping fee in a box in your garage with a leather head cover?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod] 4
#21937970 - 07/13/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I grew up thinking I was straight. Then shortly after high school I realized I was bi.
Most people are bi to some degree. Social conditioning just makes them too timid to experiment.
And then when you call them out on it they get frustrated and aggressively assert their beloved heterosexual ideology that they were conditioned into holding so dear.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21937976 - 07/13/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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im pretty sure everyone is bi.
the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] 1
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something about this one that is very unappealing. those plastic sacks....ew.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21937986 - 07/13/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah I don't know dude..
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21937991 - 07/13/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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rxb said: im pretty sure everyone is bi.
the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.
I think there is the rare case where this isn't true, but I would wager that heterosexuals are more an exception rather than the norm.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD] 1
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AddyZomeD said: The naked lady thread? cmon man you know this is a straight sausage fest
its only wrong if its gay stuff in the pub
Squirting is pee. You like gettin' peed on boy?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Acaterpillar said:
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rxb said: im pretty sure everyone is bi.
the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.
I would wager that heterosexuals are more an exception rather than the norm.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a no. No wonder you had so much fun when koods visited. Me? I aint going there.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#21938029 - 07/13/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not even gay but i would fuck a midget for sure
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21938038 - 07/13/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're one of those dudes who clings to his social conditioning. At your age, I really don't blame you.
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Psychonautica said: Squirting is pee. You like gettin' peed on boy?

Clearly you've never made a girl squirt.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938044 - 07/13/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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does anyone get fucked in the ass while they have the shits?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Konyap]
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Konyap]
#21938080 - 07/13/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Konyap]
#21938088 - 07/13/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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silent bob, yer a rude muthahfukka.... yer cute tho
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Burke Dennings] 2
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Burke Dennings said: Trent anus.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: PLURAL]
#21938114 - 07/13/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats deep.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Psychonautica]
#21938288 - 07/13/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said:
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AddyZomeD said: The naked lady thread? cmon man you know this is a straight sausage fest
its only wrong if its gay stuff in the pub
Squirting is pee. You like gettin' peed on boy?
Wouldnt mind it
ive been in a 3some with a girl she squirted on me twas hot piss is sterile unless the person is unhealthy
make me weiner hard i tell you what
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938334 - 07/13/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: I grew up thinking I was straight. Then shortly after high school I realized I was bi.
Most people are bi to some degree. Social conditioning just makes them too timid to experiment.
And then when you call them out on it they get frustrated and aggressively assert their beloved heterosexual ideology that they were conditioned into holding so dear.
I feel like this is true
But idk, this topic confuses me so much I feel like if i was a girl shit would be alot different
I like being a male though And i have been aroused by females in the past I just have to actually have a attraction to them
But i for sure prefer guys..
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21938347 - 07/13/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said:
Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
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rxb said: im pretty sure everyone is bi.
the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.
I would wager that heterosexuals are more an exception rather than the norm.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a no. No wonder you had so much fun when koods visited. Me? I aint going there.
We didn't even cross swords with our pee
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
#21938356 - 07/13/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sorry to disappoint
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938366 - 07/13/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im not even gay, would you fuck me?


I laughed at the oppurunity
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD] 3
#21938370 - 07/13/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck myself.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21938378 - 07/13/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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ryan was at the grocery store a few months ago. A lot of celebrities come here. I have no fucking clue why. JD powers use to come into my work and board his dog homer with us. Homer must be dead.
i think sandra bullock is hot but Id never fuck her. Or any other woman on this plant.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938386 - 07/13/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck myself.
Yeah i'd love to have a clone of myself to get nasty with whenever I wanted.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
#21938401 - 07/13/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
1234go said:
Quote:
Acaterpillar said: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck myself.
Yeah i'd love to have a clone of myself to get nasty with whenever I wanted.
For sure 
i would slam myself into orgasmic oblivion
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938409 - 07/13/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck myself.

Double Drew
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD] 2
#21938411 - 07/13/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods asshole can snap a metal pole clean in half. I seen it.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Amanita86]
#21938434 - 07/13/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said:
Quote:
AddyZomeD said: Im staring at this  and nothing
begging to get hard  but I just cant not even a twicth
Your computer's broken..
No my brain is :P
logically it is i feel
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
#21938491 - 07/13/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said:
Quote:
zappaisgod said:
Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
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rxb said: im pretty sure everyone is bi.
the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.
I would wager that heterosexuals are more an exception rather than the norm.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a no. No wonder you had so much fun when koods visited. Me? I aint going there.
We didn't even cross swords with our pee 
Yeah. Right. I aint no homo and even I crossed swords in a Manhattan doorway tripping with a member here.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21938496 - 07/13/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Uh dude, crossing swords makes you totally gay.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938502 - 07/13/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Penis fencing!
primal style!
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#21938516 - 07/13/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: Uh dude, crossing swords makes you totally gay. 
Nope. It is even a Japanese tradition when you make an agreement that you piss on it together. There was no otherly junk touching.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21938653 - 07/13/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
We didn't even cross swords with our pee 
Yeah. Right. I aint no homo and even I crossed swords in a Manhattan doorway tripping with a member here.
see even zappa isnt straight... straight people are unicorns.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21938661 - 07/13/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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We are pretty hard to catch..
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21938662 - 07/13/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh we definitely crossed swords.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21938668 - 07/13/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think there was a bum sleeping in the doorway, too.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21938680 - 07/13/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i would never want to cross words with zappa
he would cheat and pull out his pistol
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adolin]
#21938687 - 07/13/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21938721 - 07/13/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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no homo x1000000000
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21938803 - 07/13/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dys said: Who's your total man crush?
And are you "not gay, but..."?
I'm not gay, but I have a total man crush on Tim Armstrong. I love everything about that man. He's been my hero for years. Pretty sure he's writing his songs for me 
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Zombi3]
#21938815 - 07/13/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21938860 - 07/13/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
Quote:
rxb said: im pretty sure everyone is bi.
the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.
I would wager that heterosexuals are more an exception rather than the norm.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a no. No wonder you had so much fun when koods visited. Me? I aint going there.
A resounding no. I hate it when they disrespect that boundary. My ass is a no fly zone hombre.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21938893 - 07/13/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Les bi real

seriously straight guys We need honest imput about why you are heterosexual
Its just confusing to me But im a fucking weird motherfucker
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21938922 - 07/13/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Explaining why we are hetero to a homo is like a homo explaining why he's so to a hetero.
We just like a different cup of tea. Doesn't need to be confusing.
I prefer girls demeanor and find it easy to connect with them emotionally, I can't easily connect with guys emotionally and find the general male demeanor to be too rough to be attracted to. Does that make sense at all?
Plus I prefer female pheromones, and the female body is far far more attractive to me.
And I want to have kids.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Zombi3]
#21938987 - 07/13/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: Explaining why we are hetero to a homo is like a homo explaining why he's so to a hetero.
We just like a different cup of tea. Doesn't need to be confusing.
I prefer girls demeanor and find it easy to connect with them emotionally, I can't easily connect with guys emotionally and find the general male demeanor to be too rough to be attracted to. Does that make sense at all?
Plus I prefer female pheromones, and the female body is far far more attractive to me.
And I want to have kids.
The reason why its confusing to me is..
Cause its not about the gentials its about love idc what gender they are if i love them and they love me
Love is what gets me hard..
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21939007 - 07/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've slept with people I don't love so I guess that's part of it then. Sometimes I just like genitals in my face without having to move the person.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Zombi3]
#21939023 - 07/13/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I feel like my brain is broken  Damn my broken brain!
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21939039 - 07/13/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'll cross words AND swords with zappa... actually the best way to have fun with zappa is to poke the bear.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21939047 - 07/13/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
rxb said: actually the best way to have fun with zappa is to poke the bear.

bears are so cuddly
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21939058 - 07/13/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you're married but like having your asshole licked and fingered on occasion gay?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Citizen X]
#21939065 - 07/13/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Citizen X said: If you're married but like having your asshole licked and fingered on occasion gay?
of course it is. so i guess you're ok.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#21939098 - 07/13/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said: There was no otherly junk touching.
You know you looked though, don't even lie. Especially if you were trippin.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adolin]
#21939137 - 07/13/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gresh said:
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rxb said: actually the best way to have fun with zappa is to poke the bear.

bears are so cuddly
Oh he's fucked..
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Amanita86] 2
#21939149 - 07/13/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Raw bearback sex
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Edited by koods (07/13/15 08:37 PM)
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rxb
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
#21939153 - 07/13/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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bears like twinks
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SunnyD
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
#21939160 - 07/13/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said: Raw bearback sex
Ha!
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
#21939170 - 07/13/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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rxb said: bears like twinks
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1234go
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
#21939185 - 07/13/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: Raw bearback sex
nicely done
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
#21939224 - 07/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
AddyZomeD said:
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Zombi3 said: Explaining why we are hetero to a homo is like a homo explaining why he's so to a hetero.
We just like a different cup of tea. Doesn't need to be confusing.
I prefer girls demeanor and find it easy to connect with them emotionally, I can't easily connect with guys emotionally and find the general male demeanor to be too rough to be attracted to. Does that make sense at all?
Plus I prefer female pheromones, and the female body is far far more attractive to me.
And I want to have kids.
The reason why its confusing to me is..
Cause its not about the gentials its about love idc what gender they are if i love them and they love me
Love is what gets me hard..
Thats a wierd way to be wired. What happens when you hug your parents?
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21939272 - 07/13/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well i dont get along with my family at all
But when i hug them nothing happens  its just a hug
Im weird man
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21939491 - 07/13/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
Quote:
1234go said:

something about this one that is very unappealing. those plastic sacks....ew.
I concur. Fake tits are bunk.
Bolt ons totally suck. They feel horrible and nothing beats the real deal. I really don't care for big tits.
This is all I really have from my posts in the naked woman thread.
     
What can I say, I'm an ass man.
   
This might suit this thread better.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Astral Pain]
#21939586 - 07/13/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That last pic made my taint hurt
also naked girls make me feel so broken(in the brain department)  i think naked girls are very beautiful
Ive only had one decent sexual experience with a girl it was a 3some mmf with my neanderthal ol best friend he couldnt get hard cause i was there  well i licked her pussy n tits and that actually sexually excited me cause i actually liked her as a person, i came very close to coming but didnt cause they werent *feeling it*
I think im pansexual
idk im so confused ive never had good sex with a girl i always found pussy to be somewhat arousing
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21939626 - 07/13/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: PLURAL]
#21939724 - 07/13/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Please stay on topic, folks. There's a sexy ladies of the shroomery thread and unlimited porn an alt-tab away.
That being said:
Neil Patrick Harris

And I don't think I could ever have a dick in my mouth. An ass is an ass.
NPH and Ryan Reynolds, yeah that'd be some gay porn I might be able to get off to, as long as it's gentle kissing and touching. And I'm a big Papa Bear.
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Sheekle
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21939736 - 07/13/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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dys i just hid ur terrible, awful, horrible, shitty, bad, piece of trash signature
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle] 2
#21939759 - 07/13/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: Sheekle i just hid ur terrible, awful, horrible, shitty, bad, piece of trash signature
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
#21939760 - 07/13/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can't believe I forgot.

Legolost-me-in-your-eyes.
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koods
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: PLURAL] 1
#21939763 - 07/13/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Treant said: Burke Dennings
It's not a bad porn name, actually.
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle]
#21939785 - 07/13/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: dys i just hid ur terrible, awful, horrible, shitty, bad, piece of trash signature
Trypophobiahrt
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] 1
#21940462 - 07/14/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bumping for reference of 1100 pub queens exiting the closet due to shrooms
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