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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
    #21939153 - 07/13/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

bears like twinks


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
    #21939160 - 07/13/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Raw bearback sex



Ha!


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
    #21939170 - 07/13/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
bears like twinks





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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: koods]
    #21939185 - 07/13/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Raw bearback sex




nicely done

:amusedapplause:


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
    #21939224 - 07/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Explaining why we are hetero to a homo is like a homo explaining why he's so to a hetero.

We just like a different cup of tea. Doesn't need to be confusing.

I prefer girls demeanor and find it easy to connect with them emotionally, I can't easily connect with guys emotionally and find the general male demeanor to be too rough to be attracted to. Does that make sense at all?

Plus I prefer female pheromones, and the female body is far far more attractive to me.

And I want to have kids.



The reason why its confusing to me is..

Cause its not about the gentials
its about love
idc what gender they are if i love them
and they love me

Love is what gets me hard..




Thats a wierd way to be wired. What happens when you hug your parents?


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21939272 - 07/13/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Well i dont get along with my family at all


But when i hug them nothing happens :shrug: :hug:
its just a hug


Im weird man


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21939491 - 07/13/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

1234go said:


something about this one that is very unappealing. those plastic sacks....ew.



I concur.  Fake tits are bunk.




Bolt ons totally suck. They feel horrible and nothing beats the real deal. I really don't care for big tits.

This is all I really have from my posts in the naked woman thread.



What can I say, I'm an ass man.



This might suit this thread better.



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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21939586 - 07/13/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That last pic made my taint hurt


also naked girls make me feel so broken(in the brain department) :lol:
i think naked girls are very beautiful

Ive only had one decent sexual experience with a girl
it was a 3some mmf
with my neanderthal ol best friend
he couldnt get hard cause i was there :lol:
well i licked her pussy n tits and that actually sexually excited me cause i actually liked her as a person, i came very close to coming but didnt cause they werent *feeling it*

I think im pansexual

idk
im so confused ive never had good sex with a girl
i always found pussy to be somewhat arousing


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21939626 - 07/13/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Burke Dennings


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: PLURAL]
    #21939724 - 07/13/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Please stay on topic, folks. There's a sexy ladies of the shroomery thread and unlimited porn an alt-tab away.

That being said:

Neil Patrick Harris




And I don't think I could ever have a dick in my mouth. An ass is an ass.

NPH and Ryan Reynolds, yeah that'd be some gay porn I might be able to get off to, as long as it's gentle kissing and touching. And I'm a big Papa Bear.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21939736 - 07/13/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

dys i just hid ur terrible, awful, horrible, shitty, bad, piece of trash signature


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21939760 - 07/13/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I can't believe I forgot.



Legolost-me-in-your-eyes.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21939759 - 07/13/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Sheekle i just hid ur terrible, awful, horrible, shitty, bad, piece of trash signature




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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: PLURAL] * 1
    #21939763 - 07/13/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Treant said:
Burke Dennings




It's not a bad porn name, actually.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #21939785 - 07/13/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
dys i just hid ur terrible, awful, horrible, shitty, bad, piece of trash signature




Trypophobiahrt


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21940462 - 07/14/15 03:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Bumping for reference of 1100 pub queens exiting the closet due to shrooms

:feelsgoodman:


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