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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
    #21938662 - 07/13/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Oh we definitely crossed swords.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21938668 - 07/13/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I think there was a bum sleeping in the doorway, too.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21938680 - 07/13/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i would never want to cross words with zappa

he would cheat and pull out his pistol :sad:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21938687 - 07/13/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The best thing to bring to a knife fight is a gun


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21938721 - 07/13/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)




no homo x1000000000


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21938803 - 07/13/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
Who's your total man crush?

And are you "not gay, but..."?



I'm not gay, but I have a total man crush on Tim Armstrong.
I love everything about that man. He's been my hero for years.
Pretty sure he's writing his songs for me :heart:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21938815 - 07/13/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21938860 - 07/13/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

rxb said:
im pretty sure everyone is bi.

the social pressure to be otherwise is pretty fucked up.



I would wager that heterosexuals are more an exception rather than the norm.



EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's a no.  No wonder you had so much fun when koods visited.  Me?  I aint going there.




A resounding no. I hate it when they disrespect that boundary. My ass is a no fly zone hombre.


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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21938893 - 07/13/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Les bi real
:wink:

seriously straight guys
We need honest imput about why you are heterosexual


Its just confusing to me
But im a fucking weird motherfucker


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
    #21938922 - 07/13/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Explaining why we are hetero to a homo is like a homo explaining why he's so to a hetero.

We just like a different cup of tea. Doesn't need to be confusing.

I prefer girls demeanor and find it easy to connect with them emotionally, I can't easily connect with guys emotionally and find the general male demeanor to be too rough to be attracted to. Does that make sense at all?

Plus I prefer female pheromones, and the female body is far far more attractive to me.

And I want to have kids.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21938987 - 07/13/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Explaining why we are hetero to a homo is like a homo explaining why he's so to a hetero.

We just like a different cup of tea. Doesn't need to be confusing.

I prefer girls demeanor and find it easy to connect with them emotionally, I can't easily connect with guys emotionally and find the general male demeanor to be too rough to be attracted to. Does that make sense at all?

Plus I prefer female pheromones, and the female body is far far more attractive to me.

And I want to have kids.



The reason why its confusing to me is..

Cause its not about the gentials
its about love
idc what gender they are if i love them
and they love me

Love is what gets me hard..


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
    #21939007 - 07/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've slept with people I don't love so I guess that's part of it then. Sometimes I just like genitals in my face without having to move the person. :lol:


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21939023 - 07/13/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I feel like my brain is broken :lol:
Damn my broken brain!


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SunnyD]
    #21939039 - 07/13/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i'll cross words AND swords with zappa... actually the best way to have fun with zappa is to poke the bear.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
    #21939047 - 07/13/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
actually the best way to have fun with zappa is to poke the bear.






bears are so cuddly


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
    #21939058 - 07/13/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If you're married but like having your asshole licked and fingered on occasion gay?


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Citizen X]
    #21939065 - 07/13/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Citizen X said:
If you're married but like having your asshole licked and fingered on occasion gay?




of course it is. so i guess you're ok.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21939098 - 07/13/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
There was no otherly junk touching.





You know you looked though, don't even lie. Especially if you were trippin.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21939137 - 07/13/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
Quote:

rxb said:
actually the best way to have fun with zappa is to poke the bear.






bears are so cuddly



Oh he's fucked..


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #21939149 - 07/13/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Raw bearback sex


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