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Invisible1234go
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21937278 - 07/13/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

@ Enjoywho

Until today, i've always read your title as "Regal to Bitches" LOL


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go]
    #21937296 - 07/13/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Christian bale, fosho



Matthew mcconaughey gets an honorable mention as well


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SushiKing]
    #21937420 - 07/13/15 01:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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SushiKing said:
Eddie Vedder


Ooo wait a whiney guy who can't sing crying about his past and calling it art. :lol: I'd better soften up a bit. cause my cunt hurts just as bad but I got the lotion for it. :lol:


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
    #21937432 - 07/13/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Denzel washington



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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] * 5
    #21937470 - 07/13/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Trent anus.


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Onlinerxb
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21937478 - 07/13/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Have yet to see a dick I've been tempted to suck.....someday...maybe someday....it's hope that keeps me going.

We can thank mushrooms turning people gay for this thread.




wait til you see mine

:smug::solidnod:


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I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden]
    #21937488 - 07/13/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
Thoughts on this?

I attribute it to closeted bisexuals and "pray-the-gay away" homophobes.

But recently I watched the Deadpool trailers and, um, Ryan Reynolds.

Looked up his IMDB and someone gave his film Buried a 2/4 stars saying "it's 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in the dark, who can deal with that?".

I can.. a lot can happen in 90 minutes..

Who's your total man crush? And for ladies, your total woman crush?

And are you "not gay, but..."?




Bill Cosby i think he'll understand when i slip something in his drink.


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[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21937490 - 07/13/15 02:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The naked women thread needs more bumping, but until then...









































The naked women thread needs more bumping, but until then...


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21937501 - 07/13/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman]
    #21937504 - 07/13/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.




why would anyone not want to be gay?


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[quote]Enlil said:
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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
    #21937534 - 07/13/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
Quote:

qman said:
I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.




why would anyone not want to be gay?




I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman]
    #21937558 - 07/13/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

rxb said:
Quote:

qman said:
I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.




why would anyone not want to be gay?




I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?




so they dont just like chicks with dicks? they like men without boobs but they dont want to be gay?


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[quote]Enlil said:
I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb] * 1
    #21937567 - 07/13/15 02:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Never really wanted to bang a dude.. except for you but you're not a celebrity. :shrug2:


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: rxb]
    #21937583 - 07/13/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
Quote:

qman said:
Quote:

rxb said:
Quote:

qman said:
I always thought males having sex with males was homosexuality, but it seems people don't want to be gay so they called it something different.




why would anyone not want to be gay?




I don't know, maybe you should ask all the males that want to fuck other males that look like females?




so they dont just like chicks with dicks? they like men without boobs but they dont want to be gay?




Who the fuck knows, two males having sex is homosexuality, if they are too scared to admit that fact it's not my problem. I say be proud of it instead of trying to cover your tracks.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21937598 - 07/13/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Never really wanted to bang a dude.. except for you




im exceptional.

Quote:

Amanita86 said:but you're not a celebrity. :shrug2:




actually....


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman] * 1
    #21937600 - 07/13/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No jiz, and no kissing. But I just wanna try a penis in my butt, I know i'm not gay though.


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #21937603 - 07/13/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:gaystapo:


Edited by Adolin (07/13/15 02:45 PM)


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: qman]
    #21937607 - 07/13/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:

Who the fuck knows, two males having sex is homosexuality, if they are too scared to admit that fact it's not my problem. I say be proud of it instead of trying to cover your tracks.




nice shoes....wana fuck?


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: Adden] * 1
    #21937611 - 07/13/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Ive been gay since I was a toddler
I wish I was straight

itd make my life easier


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Re: I'm not even gay, but I'd fuck him.. [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #21937617 - 07/13/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
No jiz, and no kissing. But I just wanna try a penis in my butt, I know i'm not gay though.





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